Sergej > btw atan, what's the procedure for my acceptance as a full time member to jericho? you guys plan to have a meeting? just wanted to say that if it's up to me, after 12 days here I can say I like it
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Castironrat > first shite for 5 days, it hurt!
Castironrat > dont use imodium, it should be banned
Castironrat > :)
Killing Rang > thats getting omgrawred
Castironrat > dont use imodium, it should be banned
Castironrat > :)
Killing Rang > thats getting omgrawred
Jimmy Ray > Could you, or could you not, locate a full can of dogfood.
Andre Marconius > anyone up for a bit of pew pew?
Torvak > sure...
Torvak > dont move
Torvak > tell me where you are
Torvak > and i pew pew you :P
Andre Marconius > you can try :P
Torvak > aber hier sagt doch eh keiner was :P
Andre Marconius > my german is not that good ;]
Torvak > it helps to weed out imposters :)
Andre Marconius > does that really mean that?
Torvak > no... but it helps to weed out imposters :P
Andre Marconius > lol
Torvak > sure...
Torvak > dont move
Torvak > tell me where you are
Torvak > and i pew pew you :P
Andre Marconius > you can try :P
Torvak > aber hier sagt doch eh keiner was :P
Andre Marconius > my german is not that good ;]
Torvak > it helps to weed out imposters :)
Andre Marconius > does that really mean that?
Torvak > no... but it helps to weed out imposters :P
Andre Marconius > lol
XRAY STEVE > Im in a bad position
Karl Zahn > nah, the karma sutra says its a good one for pleasure
Karl Zahn > nah, the karma sutra says its a good one for pleasure
Xcessum > hello neighbours!
Gunnar Ingiberg > i want your soul.
Xcessum > what'ya all up to this pleasant evening?
Xcessum > i would gladly share, but i seem to not have any (
Thiede > selling cookies.. want some?
cynoster > gettting high
Xcessum > that's... fun?
cynoster > u ve never sold cookies whilst high?
cynoster > ur missing out
Gunnar Ingiberg > i want your soul.
Xcessum > what'ya all up to this pleasant evening?
Xcessum > i would gladly share, but i seem to not have any (
Thiede > selling cookies.. want some?
cynoster > gettting high
Xcessum > that's... fun?
cynoster > u ve never sold cookies whilst high?
cynoster > ur missing out
<wizzard66> i need something neeked
<wizzard66> i dotn car if its female male or animal
<wizzard66> i just need lovee
<wizzard66> im so cold
<JamesS> they have 12 step programs for peoples like you :)
<wizzard66> 12 steps towards the chair of voltage?
<wizzard66> i dotn car if its female male or animal
<wizzard66> i just need lovee
<wizzard66> im so cold
<JamesS> they have 12 step programs for peoples like you :)
<wizzard66> 12 steps towards the chair of voltage?
Shadow XII > Get your basic learning to 5 and your advanced to 4.
Shadow XII > It's thirty days, but it's worth it.
Shadow XII > Doing what I call the 'Learning Rampage' at the start of every character makes you save one day in three.
Shadow XII > So if you don't do the Rampage, all your friends will be in Marauders gleefully blowing shit up while you sit around masturbating to the one in your hangar you can't use because your skills haven't caught up with your wallet.
Shadow XII > It's thirty days, but it's worth it.
Shadow XII > Doing what I call the 'Learning Rampage' at the start of every character makes you save one day in three.
Shadow XII > So if you don't do the Rampage, all your friends will be in Marauders gleefully blowing shit up while you sit around masturbating to the one in your hangar you can't use because your skills haven't caught up with your wallet.
arbalesttom > those jb's are like women...they need constant attention... o_O
lord tilley > thats why i dont know, im bad with peoples names, i forgot my gf's one today
lord tilley > called her sisters by accident
lord tilley > called her sisters by accident