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Shintoko Akahoshi > We could make that our modus op.
Shintoko Akahoshi > Post some love poems about someone in a potential war target
Shintoko Akahoshi > And if they don't respond, wardec!
Yuki Li > campaign: get Nooey laid
Nooey > roflmfao shin
Yuki Li > description: Nooey won't stfu about being lovestruck and is wooing around like a pansy, so we're going to get him laid and put an end to the strife
Nooey > "Oh FUCK, Omerta just sent us a love poem, we're FUCKED"
Shintoko Akahoshi > True Love™
Kale Ryoko > Just send mails to certain alliance heads
Taes Valkiir > it'd certainly fit "emorta corp."
Kale Ryoko > 3 days from now, Cyvok gets a mail with just "♥"
Yuki Li > tbh
Yuki Li > i've already done it once
Yuki Li > http://omerta.altgamer.com/yuki/confession.jpg
Kyoko Sakoda > like, ♥ Xirt
Taes Valkiir > i remember seeing that when i stalked your directory like a lovestruck nub.
Kale Ryoko > I'm sure Knuck would have sent something like that, lol
<Daniel_Jackson> WTF
<Daniel_Jackson> Connection Failed 'Proxy not connected'
<Daniel_Jackson> for the tranquility server
<[BH]Virrago> it's down thats why
<Daniel_Jackson> ?
<Tank> lol what a idiot
<Tank> ?
<Tank> ITS DOWN
<Daniel_Jackson> its not its orginal downtime yet
<Tank> dont u understand that?
<[BH]Virrago> doesn't have to be regular DT
<Daniel_Jackson> then why did itgo down
<Tank> because london is being attacked
<[BH]Virrago> o.O
<Daniel_Jackson> london is being attacked?
<Tank> ya
<Daniel_Jackson> by whom
<Tank> didnt u hear it on the news man
<Daniel_Jackson> no
<Tank> by germany man
<Tank> WW3 is about to begin
<Daniel_Jackson> u sure
<Daniel_Jackson> what news channel
<Tank> msnbc
<^1man> we're all gonna die :(
<Daniel_Jackson> why would the attact lobdon
<^1man> umm
<Tank> Usa is doing a draft
<GeromeDoutrande> we want your fish & chips
<Daniel_Jackson> u sure it was msnbc
<Tank> Iceland is going to war with germany now
<Tank> they just said it
<Daniel_Jackson> all im hering is that british trops are getting recruted
<Daniel_Jackson> to help with iraq
<&RinnyWee> >_<
<Daniel_Jackson> to jill iraq
<Daniel_Jackson> or was it iran
<&RinnyWee> oh god make it stop i have coffee coming out of my nose
<^1man> hahaha
<Tank> lol
<Tank> because hes going to war and you dont even know anything
<Daniel_Jackson> its not saying any thing about iceland going to war with germeneory
<Tank> how old are u daniel?
<Daniel_Jackson> im watching msnbc
<Daniel_Jackson> im 15
<Tank> go ask ur parent daniel
<Tank> they will know about this
<Daniel_Jackson> my dad dont beleve u
<Tank> Germany attacked london
<Tank> Iceland is pissed off
<^1man> daniel, you bettr move to canada, beause i heard on the local news they dropped the age to be drafted to 13 :o
<Daniel_Jackson> hehe how can they draft me
<Tank> and America is going to intervene and stop all 3 of em
<Daniel_Jackson> they dont know were i live
<&RinnyWee> THEY KNOW EVERYTHING
<Daniel_Jackson> i have to be 18 to sign up
<&RinnyWee> they also know how much pr0n you dloaded yesterday so i'd clear out your cache man
<&RinnyWee> Daniel_Jackson
<&RinnyWee> when it's martial law
<Daniel_Jackson> i dont beleve yall
<&RinnyWee> they can enlist kids as young as 13
<Daniel_Jackson> i dont beleve yall
<&RinnyWee> it's true
<Daniel_Jackson> stop making things up
<Tank> na its 14
<^1man> you're southern... aren't you?
<&RinnyWee> ok
<Daniel_Jackson> no
<&RinnyWee> it's 14
<Daniel_Jackson> im north eastern?
<&RinnyWee> oh man you're in big trouble then
<Daniel_Jackson> Maryland
<Tank> haha
<&RinnyWee> so they're coming for you first
<&RinnyWee> >_<
<Daniel_Jackson> hehe yall are bullshiting
<&RinnyWee> not at all
<Tank> well
<Tank> hmmm
<Tank> no duh?
<&RinnyWee> okay maybe a bit, cause like
<&RinnyWee> there's some guys in kentucky
<^1man> when a bomb drops on you... you'll finally realise :/
<&RinnyWee> they want to get first
<Daniel_Jackson> hmm therr still talking abvout earg bush and karry
<&RinnyWee> but then it's you
<Daniel_Jackson> on cspan
<Tank> daniel
<&RinnyWee> well
<&RinnyWee> that's because they dont want to start a panic
<Tank> its no cspan
<Tank> its on nbc
<&RinnyWee> the whitehouse spin doctors are working on a press release atm
<&RinnyWee> you'll see something soon
<^1man> o/
<&RinnyWee> right i'm off to dig a hole. living in france means i have to, by law, hide for the duration - even if i am not french.
<^1man> :o
<^1man> i want to go to france :/
<Jadrut> yeah
<[BH]Virrago> LMAO Rinny
<Jadrut> and you gotta take the mandatory white hankerchief
<Jadrut> just in case
<&RinnyWee> AND STICK A BAGUETTE UP YOUR ARSE
<^1man> :o
<^1man> kinky
<[BH]Virrago> haha
<^1man> sounds like something french would do
<Jadrut> uh yeah that too
Junior Angelfire > /emote waves
Kyrall > ah ur back, ur sexuality not been questioned enough?
Flowyn > i see you
Lake > what?
Flowyn > i "was" in local
Lake > ah
Lake > why is 'was' in quotes?
Lake > Are you some sort of Time Lord for whom the past has a non-definitive meaning?
Flowyn > yes
Lake > Ah good, so lag shouldn't be a problem for us.
Batilda Yogmoth > ah, you wioll munt haven been in local, then
<imp> Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime.
violator2k5 > we got anyone here doing amarr invention??
Tamora > im inventing amarr
Tamora > im inventing the PAX AMARRIAN JOKE BOOK
violator2k5 > lol
Tamora > 'an amarrian walks into a spacebar.... ouch'
Mazzilliu > we always hear about 'peak oil' or 'peak metals' but you never hear about 'peak getting kicked in the stomach' or 'peak getting hit with a bat'. Some of our resources are infinite, so we should start to rely on those more.
Larkonis Trassler > I just hit peak wood.
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
Mekhail Malkav > yo dawg, I heard you like to waste time, so I put a browser in your videogame, so you can procrastinate while you procrastinate.
Luthair StoneDog > Good fight btw.
END3R 101 > weh
Desacrator69 > nice fleet
Luthair StoneDog > It used to be bigger.
Mutti > try rubbin it with your hand
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