Richard Mnemonic > what are you guys drinking/smoking and can I have some ;-)
john malikhi > no
john malikhi > club members only
Ro' LoPok > im high on techno
john malikhi > ^-^
Princess Beefcurtains > vino, and not unless you're insanely good looking
Ro' LoPok > o
Ro' LoPok > o//
Silvath > Good Work Batman!
Princess Beefcurtains > who you calling batman? his name is Wondertrousers!
Silvath > hehe
Silvath > right
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, with the amounth of vino you have you probably think that everybody is insane good looking
Princess Beefcurtains > his best skill is being able to spear gl women with his rod of power
Ro' LoPok > Bow Chic a BowwoW
Princess Beefcurtains > lol, vino just makes me more selective
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, hate that in a woman ;-)
Princess Beefcurtains > its darkness that makes everyoe look like adonis you noob
Richard Mnemonic > I'm not that interested in an "adonis" honey
Princess Beefcurtains > lights out = everyone is stunning... unless you cant find them or you keep bumping into them when you are walking away from them
john malikhi > no
john malikhi > club members only
Ro' LoPok > im high on techno
john malikhi > ^-^
Princess Beefcurtains > vino, and not unless you're insanely good looking
Ro' LoPok > o
Ro' LoPok > o//
Silvath > Good Work Batman!
Princess Beefcurtains > who you calling batman? his name is Wondertrousers!
Silvath > hehe
Silvath > right
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, with the amounth of vino you have you probably think that everybody is insane good looking
Princess Beefcurtains > his best skill is being able to spear gl women with his rod of power
Ro' LoPok > Bow Chic a BowwoW
Princess Beefcurtains > lol, vino just makes me more selective
Richard Mnemonic > hmm, hate that in a woman ;-)
Princess Beefcurtains > its darkness that makes everyoe look like adonis you noob
Richard Mnemonic > I'm not that interested in an "adonis" honey
Princess Beefcurtains > lights out = everyone is stunning... unless you cant find them or you keep bumping into them when you are walking away from them
Sunflare > lol, you want to go through ammo fast? try autocannons on a Minmatar ship with ROF bonus :/
Sunflare > they chew through ammo like it's candy that'll get you high
Birkir > no thanks I dont like stepping into garbage
Sicori Malaki > lol
Sunflare > your lucky, if i was playing my other Character i'd resent that statement :P
Birkir > you're lucky, I if were someone else I might be shaking in me spaceboots
Sunflare > they chew through ammo like it's candy that'll get you high
Birkir > no thanks I dont like stepping into garbage
Sicori Malaki > lol
Sunflare > your lucky, if i was playing my other Character i'd resent that statement :P
Birkir > you're lucky, I if were someone else I might be shaking in me spaceboots
Morwen Lagann > As Kasuko put it earlier
Morwen Lagann > Star Fraction lost the match...
Morwen Lagann > /emote sunglasses
Morwen Lagann > ... Because they made a Rook-y mistake.
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote bursts out laughing.
Mizhara Del'thul > Fucker... coated my monitor in a nice layer of coffee now.
Morwen Lagann > Star Fraction lost the match...
Morwen Lagann > /emote sunglasses
Morwen Lagann > ... Because they made a Rook-y mistake.
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote bursts out laughing.
Mizhara Del'thul > Fucker... coated my monitor in a nice layer of coffee now.
Valea Silpha > you mean if you stick the ruler into your puppyfat further it looks longer ?
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
John Sharp > puppyfat?.....hmm...I need to steal that one
Valea Silpha > i like to use it to describe the escaping bulge that appears around poorly fitted corsettes
Feline Ferocity > what hes really saying is, hes a fatty
John Sharp > oh...the hanging skin....the handle bars.....them things
Valea Silpha > you mean bingo wings ?
Feline Ferocity > and saddle bags and droopy ballsacks
John Sharp > ballsacks droop, we can't do anything about that
John Sharp > well, we can, but it's uncomfortable
Valea Silpha > you could botox it
Feline Ferocity > i can nail them further up?
Valea Silpha > it'll look like a cream egg wrapped in pantyhose
Arlene Aubaris > Now all we need is a coastguard screaming at an incompetent captain in Italian
Toilet Drinker > captains lucky he didnt get podded
Arlene Aubaris > He ejected before his ship popped, that's how he didn't get podded
Toilet Drinker > captains lucky he didnt get podded
Arlene Aubaris > He ejected before his ship popped, that's how he didn't get podded
Forsake Megellan > whoever is probing me out i am in the cyno ship on the station
Butcher Rabbit > I lubs Dominion...but not as much as Phi, my rifter
Miss Emopants > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Emo, will you conduct the ceremony for when I marry Phi?
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > lol sure.
Butcher Rabbit > woot
Butcher Rabbit > I figure Jan 17 is a nice date
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > we are gathered here today to join together Butcher Rabbit and Phi in holy matrimony.Who gives this woman in marriage to this man?Marriage was originated by God. Our thinking on the subject has its basis in the divine revelation we call
SocomTedd > the Bible.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > so let us now read from God's word, the Bible.
Miss Emopants > are we marrying in the amarr fashion?
SocomTedd > Then God said, ' Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness
SocomTedd > let them have dominion
Miss Emopants > do we need to slaughter some slaves for the occassion?
SocomTedd > over all earth
SocomTedd > so God created man in his own image
SocomTedd > in the image of God He created him
SocomTedd > male and female
SocomTedd > he created them
Butcher Rabbit > why not Emo? We'll combine Minnie and Amarr wedding styles
SocomTedd > Amarr and Minnie wedding styles?
SocomTedd > ok
SocomTedd > So God created salvage
Butcher Rabbit > yeah...Slaughter slaves, minnies toasting and crying for their dead
SocomTedd > and with salvage man created minmatar ships
SocomTedd > God blessed the salvage and God said to them
SocomTedd > Be fruitful and miltiply
SocomTedd > fill the earth and subdue it
SocomTedd > have dominion
SocomTedd > and the Lord God said
SocomTedd > it is not good that man should be alone
SocomTedd > i will make him a helper comparable to him
Butcher Rabbit > lol
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > Do you think 200 crates of Duct Tape as a dowry is sufficient?
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > yes?
SocomTedd > after hearing the admonition of scripture, do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this
SocomTedd > wats its name again?
SocomTedd > Phi?
Butcher Rabbit > Phi, yes
SocomTedd > do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this Phi, whose salvage you hold, to be your Ship, and do you solemnly promise
SocomTedd > before God and these witnesses, that you will love and honor Phi according to the instruction of God's Word.
SocomTedd > and that forsaking all others for Phi alone
SocomTedd > you will be faifful to Phi so long as you both shall live?
Butcher Rabbit > I do so swear
Miss Emopants > ahahaha
SocomTedd > Miss emo
SocomTedd > may i hae the rings please
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Miss Emopants > /emote hands over rings.
SocomTedd > As a token that you will faifully perform these vows, you will now exchange rings.
SocomTedd > tjhe ring is an endless circle
SocomTedd > a symbol of the covenant you are making here today
SocomTedd > (sounds like halo now)
Butcher Rabbit > lmfao
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit, as you place the ring on Phi's finger say
SocomTedd > As i place this ring on your finger, i pledge myself to you, i am yous
SocomTedd > yours*
Butcher Rabbit > /emote places the ring on Phi's...finger we'll call it, and says
Butcher Rabbit > As I place this ring on your finger, I pledge Myself to You. I am Yours.
SocomTedd > you may light your unity candle now as a symbol of your new union.
Butcher Rabbit > /emote lights the unity candle, using a cable from Phi's turret control system
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > Now that you, Butcher Rabbit and Phi, have agreed together to enter the holy state of marriage, before God, and these witnesses of your vow, i therefore, by virtue of authority vested in me as a minister of the gospel, pronounce oyu husband and wife,
SocomTedd > one together in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ./
Butcher Rabbit > /emote duct tapes the cable back in place with gold duct tape
SocomTedd > What God has joined together, let no one divide.
SocomTedd > and now may the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ bless you in this new relationship forevermore.
SocomTedd > ladies and gentlemen, please bow your heads for prayer
SocomTedd > Lord God, i ask you to crown this union and their descendants
Miss Emopants > /emote bows her head and folds her hands.
SocomTedd > with all temporal and spiritual blessings in Christ Jesus
SocomTedd > that they may be a blessing in this world of people
SocomTedd > you love
SocomTedd > Amen
SocomTedd > Ladies and gentlemen, i present Mr and Mrs. Rabbit
SocomTedd > you may kiss the bride
SocomTedd > or bridge
SocomTedd > salvage?
Miss Emopants > /emote cheers??
Butcher Rabbit > /emote kisses Phi's pod connection, and ignores the minor eletrical jolt
SocomTedd > you know
SocomTedd > i missed about half of it out
SocomTedd > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Okay, can someone check my bio and tell me if my wedding announcement shows
SocomTedd > at the start
Miss Emopants > you know
Butcher Rabbit > I know Socom, but that was still well done
SocomTedd > ye
Miss Emopants > that was possibly the strangest thing in eve i have ever witnessed.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > I SPELLED YOU WRONG
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > how the hell does socom know how to hold a wedding ceremony? lol
Miss Emopants > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Emo, will you conduct the ceremony for when I marry Phi?
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > lol sure.
Butcher Rabbit > woot
Butcher Rabbit > I figure Jan 17 is a nice date
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > we are gathered here today to join together Butcher Rabbit and Phi in holy matrimony.Who gives this woman in marriage to this man?Marriage was originated by God. Our thinking on the subject has its basis in the divine revelation we call
SocomTedd > the Bible.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > so let us now read from God's word, the Bible.
Miss Emopants > are we marrying in the amarr fashion?
SocomTedd > Then God said, ' Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness
SocomTedd > let them have dominion
Miss Emopants > do we need to slaughter some slaves for the occassion?
SocomTedd > over all earth
SocomTedd > so God created man in his own image
SocomTedd > in the image of God He created him
SocomTedd > male and female
SocomTedd > he created them
Butcher Rabbit > why not Emo? We'll combine Minnie and Amarr wedding styles
SocomTedd > Amarr and Minnie wedding styles?
SocomTedd > ok
SocomTedd > So God created salvage
Butcher Rabbit > yeah...Slaughter slaves, minnies toasting and crying for their dead
SocomTedd > and with salvage man created minmatar ships
SocomTedd > God blessed the salvage and God said to them
SocomTedd > Be fruitful and miltiply
SocomTedd > fill the earth and subdue it
SocomTedd > have dominion
SocomTedd > and the Lord God said
SocomTedd > it is not good that man should be alone
SocomTedd > i will make him a helper comparable to him
Butcher Rabbit > lol
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > Do you think 200 crates of Duct Tape as a dowry is sufficient?
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Butcher Rabbit > yes?
SocomTedd > after hearing the admonition of scripture, do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this
SocomTedd > wats its name again?
SocomTedd > Phi?
Butcher Rabbit > Phi, yes
SocomTedd > do you Butcher Rabbit, now take this Phi, whose salvage you hold, to be your Ship, and do you solemnly promise
SocomTedd > before God and these witnesses, that you will love and honor Phi according to the instruction of God's Word.
SocomTedd > and that forsaking all others for Phi alone
SocomTedd > you will be faifful to Phi so long as you both shall live?
Butcher Rabbit > I do so swear
Miss Emopants > ahahaha
SocomTedd > Miss emo
SocomTedd > may i hae the rings please
Miss Emopants > lmfao
Miss Emopants > /emote hands over rings.
SocomTedd > As a token that you will faifully perform these vows, you will now exchange rings.
SocomTedd > tjhe ring is an endless circle
SocomTedd > a symbol of the covenant you are making here today
SocomTedd > (sounds like halo now)
Butcher Rabbit > lmfao
SocomTedd > Butcher Rabbit, as you place the ring on Phi's finger say
SocomTedd > As i place this ring on your finger, i pledge myself to you, i am yous
SocomTedd > yours*
Butcher Rabbit > /emote places the ring on Phi's...finger we'll call it, and says
Butcher Rabbit > As I place this ring on your finger, I pledge Myself to You. I am Yours.
SocomTedd > you may light your unity candle now as a symbol of your new union.
Butcher Rabbit > /emote lights the unity candle, using a cable from Phi's turret control system
Miss Emopants > lol
SocomTedd > Now that you, Butcher Rabbit and Phi, have agreed together to enter the holy state of marriage, before God, and these witnesses of your vow, i therefore, by virtue of authority vested in me as a minister of the gospel, pronounce oyu husband and wife,
SocomTedd > one together in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ./
Butcher Rabbit > /emote duct tapes the cable back in place with gold duct tape
SocomTedd > What God has joined together, let no one divide.
SocomTedd > and now may the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ bless you in this new relationship forevermore.
SocomTedd > ladies and gentlemen, please bow your heads for prayer
SocomTedd > Lord God, i ask you to crown this union and their descendants
Miss Emopants > /emote bows her head and folds her hands.
SocomTedd > with all temporal and spiritual blessings in Christ Jesus
SocomTedd > that they may be a blessing in this world of people
SocomTedd > you love
SocomTedd > Amen
SocomTedd > Ladies and gentlemen, i present Mr and Mrs. Rabbit
SocomTedd > you may kiss the bride
SocomTedd > or bridge
SocomTedd > salvage?
Miss Emopants > /emote cheers??
Butcher Rabbit > /emote kisses Phi's pod connection, and ignores the minor eletrical jolt
SocomTedd > you know
SocomTedd > i missed about half of it out
SocomTedd > lol
Butcher Rabbit > Okay, can someone check my bio and tell me if my wedding announcement shows
SocomTedd > at the start
Miss Emopants > you know
Butcher Rabbit > I know Socom, but that was still well done
SocomTedd > ye
Miss Emopants > that was possibly the strangest thing in eve i have ever witnessed.
Butcher Rabbit > lol
SocomTedd > I SPELLED YOU WRONG
SocomTedd > lol
Miss Emopants > how the hell does socom know how to hold a wedding ceremony? lol
* Aristox is confsued
Jarno > nvm
ormondroid > that's the -3
intelligence implant kicking in
Jarno > lol
Jastra > lol
Vampire Pacaman > Why that
rats running out from me?
Aristox > u look like a cat?
Vampire Pacaman > :) Maybe
Aristox > or cause ur called
pacman
Aristox > and they aint as
stupid as the ghosts
Jarno > nvm
ormondroid > that's the -3
intelligence implant kicking in
Jarno > lol
Jastra > lol
Vampire Pacaman > Why that
rats running out from me?
Aristox > u look like a cat?
Vampire Pacaman > :) Maybe
Aristox > or cause ur called
pacman
Aristox > and they aint as
stupid as the ghosts
Merc504 > hoooo man
Merc504 > i just jumped into hisec : (
Mr Bunbury > you lose your ship?
Merc504 > ill let you know in a min
Merc504 > nope
Merc504 > i got off and warped back to losec and jumped
Merc504 > lucky...
Onyxalia La'fiette > im tellin ya merc, concord does not like us XD
Onyxalia La'fiette > theres no negotiating with em =/
Merc504 > haha so i hear x . x
Merc504 > they wouldnt even let me cloak
Onyxalia La'fiette > theyre bastards i know =/
Merc504 > i wish there were a way for a pop up to happen asking me if im sure i wanna be an idiot and jump into hisec
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Onyxalia La'fiette > doesnt seem fair does it?
Merc504 > not at all : (
Onyxalia La'fiette > ya get one to jump into your own home, but heaven forbid they warn you before you go somewhere actually dangerous to you
Merc504 > i just jumped into hisec : (
Mr Bunbury > you lose your ship?
Merc504 > ill let you know in a min
Merc504 > nope
Merc504 > i got off and warped back to losec and jumped
Merc504 > lucky...
Onyxalia La'fiette > im tellin ya merc, concord does not like us XD
Onyxalia La'fiette > theres no negotiating with em =/
Merc504 > haha so i hear x . x
Merc504 > they wouldnt even let me cloak
Onyxalia La'fiette > theyre bastards i know =/
Merc504 > i wish there were a way for a pop up to happen asking me if im sure i wanna be an idiot and jump into hisec
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Onyxalia La'fiette > doesnt seem fair does it?
Merc504 > not at all : (
Onyxalia La'fiette > ya get one to jump into your own home, but heaven forbid they warn you before you go somewhere actually dangerous to you
XAV13R > evening
Shadow XII > .yeH
Shadow XII > retupmoc ym htiwg onrw yrev si ginhtemoS
XAV13R > you on the grog too eh
Shadow XII > oN
Shadow XII > pu dekcuf si retupmoc yM
Shadow XII > erawyps rojam emos vha I knihT
XAV13R > indeed
Shadow XII > read it bakwards
XAV13R > better give me at least one english word though, else I'll have to raise a tcket to say your account has been hacked !
XAV13R > ah
Shadow XII > its think spyware
Shadow XII > ...dammit
Shadow XII > .yeH
Shadow XII > retupmoc ym htiwg onrw yrev si ginhtemoS
XAV13R > you on the grog too eh
Shadow XII > oN
Shadow XII > pu dekcuf si retupmoc yM
Shadow XII > erawyps rojam emos vha I knihT
XAV13R > indeed
Shadow XII > read it bakwards
XAV13R > better give me at least one english word though, else I'll have to raise a tcket to say your account has been hacked !
XAV13R > ah
Shadow XII > its think spyware
Shadow XII > ...dammit