Elo Knight > I hope you die, i might just let you die, but i probably won't because i'm kind hearted
Novus Morningstar > Where should I go for jobs after the tutorial?
jimbojonesowns > mc donalds
jimbojonesowns > mc donalds
Captain Tinrib > eve is kinda pointless without a ship
Discrodia > Being hopelessly in love is checking your Email every 5 minutes to see if the girl next door has responded to your message about SAT's on facebook... =(
Kravotir > guys give me a solution, I said I love you to my gf (to get sexual favours) and now she says I'm the one.... had to find her yesterday because she was crying and drunk in the middle of London with her friends saying she didn't know love could hurt so
Kravotir > much etc etc
Kravotir > give me a solution
Fred511 > dump her :P
Asmodeaus > w
Asmodeaus > t
Asmodeaus > f
Asmodeaus > lol
Kravotir > that was my plan.... but here comes second part of the dilemma
Kravotir > I want to sleep with her best friend
Kravotir > if I dump her there's no chance of that
Kravotir > much etc etc
Kravotir > give me a solution
Fred511 > dump her :P
Asmodeaus > w
Asmodeaus > t
Asmodeaus > f
Asmodeaus > lol
Kravotir > that was my plan.... but here comes second part of the dilemma
Kravotir > I want to sleep with her best friend
Kravotir > if I dump her there's no chance of that
(discussing scripts)
Svender Atreides > bloody hell a new feature that does not require a new skill god CCP yer slippig
Svender Atreides > bloody hell a new feature that does not require a new skill god CCP yer slippig
Talaria > I heard ISD build the left side of Caldari ships and the GMs build the right.
Prof fusion > Samp what you up to?
Sampanion > hmm
Sampanion > probing
Prof fusion > where?
Ric Adburr > UR-M0M
Sampanion > hmm
Sampanion > probing
Prof fusion > where?
Ric Adburr > UR-M0M
Fa1lomenon > how big did the fleet get?
Cobalt Crimson > I'd like to think we put put some pretty stiff compitition, you know?
Cobalt Crimson > a pretty hard gang to come across
Cobalt Crimson > you might even say it was ERRECT
Traches > not too huge, only needed one wang for everyone
Traches > we kinda acted like a bunch of dicks though
Cobalt Crimson > gotta admit, we did have the proper tools
Traches > did shoot a pretty big load... of ammo
Traches > but were disorganized about it, squirted it all over the place
Cobalt Crimson > hey, when we came, people took noticed
Traches > definitely screwed one or two people
Cobalt Crimson > and we did go pretty deep into into other regions
Traches > took quite a pounding as well
Cobalt Crimson > well, I'm spent
Traches > already? you finish too quickly
Cobalt Crimson > I thought I was all good, and next thing I knew I was out of ammo
Cobalt Crimson > I'd like to think we put put some pretty stiff compitition, you know?
Cobalt Crimson > a pretty hard gang to come across
Cobalt Crimson > you might even say it was ERRECT
Traches > not too huge, only needed one wang for everyone
Traches > we kinda acted like a bunch of dicks though
Cobalt Crimson > gotta admit, we did have the proper tools
Traches > did shoot a pretty big load... of ammo
Traches > but were disorganized about it, squirted it all over the place
Cobalt Crimson > hey, when we came, people took noticed
Traches > definitely screwed one or two people
Cobalt Crimson > and we did go pretty deep into into other regions
Traches > took quite a pounding as well
Cobalt Crimson > well, I'm spent
Traches > already? you finish too quickly
Cobalt Crimson > I thought I was all good, and next thing I knew I was out of ammo
Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.