Siren Sylvanis > Why is it that a 21st century naval destroyer can mount a railgun which hits at 370km with pinpoint precision, while millenia into the future, a 9000-crew SPACE-FARING BATTLESHIP with guns DIRECTLY NEURALLY INTERFACTED INTO THE HUMAN BRAIN (i.e. better than any targeting computer out there) does 220km max if it sacrifices everything else from armor plates to maneuverability to crew bathroom facilities?
Miriena > Niki, your Drake is showing!
Nikita Haley > your face is showing
Nikita Haley > through the holes in your minmatar ship
Nikita Haley > your face is showing
Nikita Haley > through the holes in your minmatar ship
Taes Valkiir > Shit. I <i>am </i>pissy tonight.
Taes Valkiir > Lack of sleep ftw.
Leon 026 > /emote hugs Taes.
Taes Valkiir > I could even give Yuki a run for her money.
Leon 026 > Not good enough.
Leon 026 > you must aim for Kehmor-level of assholishness.
Taes Valkiir > I don't want to be total <i>ass.</i>
Leon 026 > Kehmor's like Yuki, except with an added inflated ego.
Taes Valkiir > Wait.
Taes Valkiir > Yuki doesn't have an inflated ego?
Leon 026 > Not as bad as Kehm's.
Leon 026 > Kehm's a real dick if you touch his ego :P
Taes Valkiir > I'm pretty sure that's one of my weekly corp duties.
Taes Valkiir > /emote checks list.
Taes Valkiir > Yeah.
Taes Valkiir > Right here.
Taes Valkiir > "Inflate Yuki's ego. Nozzle near crotch."
Taes Valkiir > Fucking inconvenient.
Leon 026 > o_O
Taes Valkiir > Lack of sleep ftw.
Leon 026 > /emote hugs Taes.
Taes Valkiir > I could even give Yuki a run for her money.
Leon 026 > Not good enough.
Leon 026 > you must aim for Kehmor-level of assholishness.
Taes Valkiir > I don't want to be total <i>ass.</i>
Leon 026 > Kehmor's like Yuki, except with an added inflated ego.
Taes Valkiir > Wait.
Taes Valkiir > Yuki doesn't have an inflated ego?
Leon 026 > Not as bad as Kehm's.
Leon 026 > Kehm's a real dick if you touch his ego :P
Taes Valkiir > I'm pretty sure that's one of my weekly corp duties.
Taes Valkiir > /emote checks list.
Taes Valkiir > Yeah.
Taes Valkiir > Right here.
Taes Valkiir > "Inflate Yuki's ego. Nozzle near crotch."
Taes Valkiir > Fucking inconvenient.
Leon 026 > o_O
Troll Bridgington > Has anyone ever tried masturbating and timing an orgasm for the moment the cluster shutdown timer hits zero?
Zoted > /emote tosses Brujo some beer-rabbit
Brujo Loco > mmm
Brujo Loco > this rabbit tastes funny, and looks so small ... and I dont remember rabbits having such long fine tails
Zoted > eww
Brujo Loco > dont eww me, you the one that threw it at me
Zoted > it's a um.... North American rabbit.
Zoted > they;re just different.
Brujo Loco > ahh k, for a moment I thought it was just a plain sewer rat
Brujo Loco > /emote munches happily
Zoted > oh no no we don't have those here.
Brujo Loco > nice
Brujo Loco > when u come down here Ill give you .. err special rabbits from south america too
Zoted > Oh joy!
Brujo Loco > yes, Im a very good man
Zoted > Do you have interweb there?
Brujo Loco > Nope, we rely on birds and donkeys to get messages across the villages
Zoted > wow so quaint!
Brujo Loco > yeah we even get traveling gypsies coming thru town, they are our only source of entertainment
Father O'Malley > How long does it take to download the patches on "Donkey-up"?
Brujo Loco > depends on the carrot
Zoted > lmao
Zoted > Don;t you get hungry and need to eat the donkeys?
Brujo Loco > no, thats what stray dogs and cats are for duh
Brujo Loco > mmm
Brujo Loco > this rabbit tastes funny, and looks so small ... and I dont remember rabbits having such long fine tails
Zoted > eww
Brujo Loco > dont eww me, you the one that threw it at me
Zoted > it's a um.... North American rabbit.
Zoted > they;re just different.
Brujo Loco > ahh k, for a moment I thought it was just a plain sewer rat
Brujo Loco > /emote munches happily
Zoted > oh no no we don't have those here.
Brujo Loco > nice
Brujo Loco > when u come down here Ill give you .. err special rabbits from south america too
Zoted > Oh joy!
Brujo Loco > yes, Im a very good man
Zoted > Do you have interweb there?
Brujo Loco > Nope, we rely on birds and donkeys to get messages across the villages
Zoted > wow so quaint!
Brujo Loco > yeah we even get traveling gypsies coming thru town, they are our only source of entertainment
Father O'Malley > How long does it take to download the patches on "Donkey-up"?
Brujo Loco > depends on the carrot
Zoted > lmao
Zoted > Don;t you get hungry and need to eat the donkeys?
Brujo Loco > no, thats what stray dogs and cats are for duh
* Perera licks Entity from Reykjavik
Entity > mewr
Entity > how's things over there
Entity > having fun?
Perera > cold, sunny and Tzad has broken the Eve computer here :p
Entity > Take some pics of cute guys for me -_-
Perera > thanks dude, now the 15 ppl around me think I´m gay too :p
Entity > mewr
Entity > how's things over there
Entity > having fun?
Perera > cold, sunny and Tzad has broken the Eve computer here :p
Entity > Take some pics of cute guys for me -_-
Perera > thanks dude, now the 15 ppl around me think I´m gay too :p
splicer cell > plan skel?
Skelnag > try not to lose your ship
splicer cell > good plan
Skelnag > try not to lose your ship
splicer cell > good plan
Neverblu > fuck i just swallowed one of my balls
Tekka > o________0
Neverblu > tongue is double pierced ball fell off when i was chewing a cookie
Tekka > o________0
Neverblu > tongue is double pierced ball fell off when i was chewing a cookie
Khellias> So I was wrong.
Khellias> Silver Fuzzler isn't a firework.
Khellias> It's much more like the name of some really bizarre mixed drink.
Khellias> Probably involves a scattering of weapons-grade plutonium on the surface of it.
Khellias> Silver Fuzzler isn't a firework.
Khellias> It's much more like the name of some really bizarre mixed drink.
Khellias> Probably involves a scattering of weapons-grade plutonium on the surface of it.
Stitcher > I must drink beer. beer is the mind-killer. beer is the small death that brings complete inebriation
Stitcher > I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass into me and through me, and I shall turn my inner eye to see it pass
Stitcher > when the beer is gone there will be nothing. only the glass will remain
Stitcher > I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass into me and through me, and I shall turn my inner eye to see it pass
Stitcher > when the beer is gone there will be nothing. only the glass will remain