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Ikar Kaltin > mining? ewwww....does it hurt?
Evanda Char > Only the first time
Ikar Kaltin > do you get to get to enjoy it after the first time?
Evanda Char > Depends on the size of the roids
Evanda Char > It's kinda frustrating if they pop when you're just getting started
Ikar Kaltin > is bigger better or can you get enjoyment out of any size?
Evanda Char > Technically, you could get some satisfaction out of any roid, but the truth is the really big ones are sooooo much more worth the effort.
Tsann [prax]: everyone write a haiku about the last item you see on your way out of the room
Tsann [prax]: (cue 20 haiku about doors x.x)
Troee > I dont mind gays just dont understand them is all
Troee > what can you do with a guy you cant do with a chick? except suck a dick, that does appeal to me
Ierdna > 15 man gang coming from g-k
Ierdna > shall I bubble?
Pattonator > bubble
Extregar Qvint > bubble pls
Ierdna > rgr
BrianMc > Welcome to the rapecage
The Mittani > global command
GNRL Marcus > thx for bubble
Two Knives > fofofofofo
Dalaxi > fofofof
BrianMc > Please enjoy your stay
Macloud > fofofoffo
Archangel Lucifus > fofofofo
goze > fofofofofofofofofofofofofoffofofof
The Mittani > we have killed some people
Exyak > global command I think we lost
Tau Amari > fofofofofofofof
Evil SpongeBob > fofofofofofo
GNRL Marcus > fofofo
Grimm Starling > fofofo
Larry Wong > GLOBAL COMMAND: FOFO
Innominate > GLOBAL COMMAND fofofofofofofofofofofo
Karloff III > global command fofofofo
The StrayDawg > FOFOF
The Mittani > global command fofofofofof
ZoSoZodiac > global command fofofofo
Kandii > global command: fofofofofofofo
Malkazi > global command fofofo
Thanitos > fofofo
Caius Proximus > fofofofofofofofofofo
Two Knives > global command fofofo
Angry Swordfische > fofofofo
Virca Tyrik > fofofofo
Exyak > global command fofofofo
Proplus > global command: fofofofo
0bso > global command : fofo
Macloud > global command: fofoofofofofofoffo
Zataaki > global command fofofofoof
Nookovski > Global Command Announcement : FOFOFOFOFOFOFO
Dalaxi > global command fofofofof AND WE ARE DRUNK!!!
Garregus > global command fofofofofofofofof
BrianMc > Global Command: what just happend
Walumachoncha SA > reffofoofofo beans with tortilla chips
Tau Amari > global command we just raped you guys
Extregar Qvint > :)
Extregar Qvint > it was fun thou
Dalaxi > global command we're so pissed
ZoSoZodiac > global command, no lube
Walumachoncha SA > gobla command, MY BACKBONE
Aberash > Hostiles are red friendlies are blue, what the hell are you covering me in?? pls tell me thats glue
Galadriela > the temptation to pop that badger....must....resist
Mirna Siandra > Pop a badger badger badger badger badger
Screaming Blade > Badger badger badger badger, avatar avatar! badger badger badger bager oh its a drake its a drake ohh its a drake!!
<Karmae> that is... most embarrising thing ever... happened today
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
emptydude > omg you should see what some sad git has done in our corp hanger
Kalast Raven > what's that?
emptydude > he's renamed all our ships to the words to the lion king tune
Kalast Raven > lol
emptydude > it looks wicked lol
emptydude > in the jungle
emptydude > the quiet jungle
emptydude > the lion sleeps tonight
Kalast Raven > heh
Reachok > was trying to wipe ice cream off of my keys and windows pops up and asks if I'd like to turn sticky keys on, lol
xgreg93 > and i'll tell you RIGHt now its fucking disturbing.
xgreg93 > i've had 50 year old guy with his finger up my butt.
xgreg93 > no bueno.
PKlavins > O.o
dranis sarule > ummmmm..................................
xgreg93 > doctors visit.
xgreg93 > lol.
dranis sarule > greg we need to talk......
xgreg93 > maybe i shoulda added that
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