GM Guard > I must ask you not to use the petition option like this again but i personally would finish the chicken sandwich first so it won´t go to waste. The spaghetti will keep and you can use it the next time you get hungry. Best regards.
Tire Aramaki > how tough is a 3/10?
Na'Axin > on a scale from 1 to 10?
Na'Axin > I'd say 3
Na'Axin > on a scale from 1 to 10?
Na'Axin > I'd say 3
Arius Myxoma > man i just got that ship...
J3tt > i just got that ammo
J3tt > you don't see me complaining
J3tt > i just got that ammo
J3tt > you don't see me complaining
<Cro_Magnus> what I don't get is why people bother with "mm" as a caliber after 1000... I mean... 1400mm, why not call it "Mobile car launcher" and have done with it?
<Cro_Magnus> 1400mm shells basically equate to the ship firing volksvagens at high speed
<Cro_Magnus> knowing minmatar that's probably what they *are* firing too
<Wrangler> except they are projectiles, not cars, and explosive
<Cro_Magnus> car @ several thousand meters per second = projectile
<Cro_Magnus> car loaded with fuel impacting ship = explosive
<Cro_Magnus> your point?
<Fenria> GAAAAH Captain... there is a beetle heading our way at 18kps
<Wrangler> OMG! We're being attacked by volkswagens!"!
<Fenria> DAMN THOSE GERMANS
* Wrangler fires counter measure trabants
<Cro_Magnus> 1400mm shells basically equate to the ship firing volksvagens at high speed
<Cro_Magnus> knowing minmatar that's probably what they *are* firing too
<Wrangler> except they are projectiles, not cars, and explosive
<Cro_Magnus> car @ several thousand meters per second = projectile
<Cro_Magnus> car loaded with fuel impacting ship = explosive
<Cro_Magnus> your point?
<Fenria> GAAAAH Captain... there is a beetle heading our way at 18kps
<Wrangler> OMG! We're being attacked by volkswagens!"!
<Fenria> DAMN THOSE GERMANS
* Wrangler fires counter measure trabants
Shadow XII > Hello. Just testing your signature radius
Angel Rio > stop it
Shadow XII > Just testing your shields
Angel Rio > seriously, stop.
Angel Rio > OMG! STOP SHOOTING
Shadow XII > Just testing your armor.
Angel Rio > STOP SHOOTING ME DAMMIT
SShadow XII > Just testing your structure.
Angel Rio > OMG
Shadow XII > Just testing your pod.
Angel Rio > WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?
Shadow XII > You failed the test. Good day.
Angel Rio > stop it
Shadow XII > Just testing your shields
Angel Rio > seriously, stop.
Angel Rio > OMG! STOP SHOOTING
Shadow XII > Just testing your armor.
Angel Rio > STOP SHOOTING ME DAMMIT
SShadow XII > Just testing your structure.
Angel Rio > OMG
Shadow XII > Just testing your pod.
Angel Rio > WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?
Shadow XII > You failed the test. Good day.
<[4S]Judge> i was with 6 years old girl once...man was i nervouse
<%Zultra|XanRadio|w0rk> rofl
<[4S]Judge> *older
<seezzz> lol
<[SSC]Ryuben|AFK> LMAO j
<[4S]Judge> older
<[4S]Judge> damn
<[4S]Judge> damn
<[4S]Judge> damn
<[4S]Judge> OLDER
<%Zultra|XanRadio|w0rk> rofl
<[4S]Judge> *older
<seezzz> lol
<[SSC]Ryuben|AFK> LMAO j
<[4S]Judge> older
<[4S]Judge> damn
<[4S]Judge> damn
<[4S]Judge> damn
<[4S]Judge> OLDER
Comojo > bb in 10 mins, dong needs walking
Carenthor Loon > did you misspell dog or wanking?
Carenthor Loon > did you misspell dog or wanking?
Jadrut > buggering poopoo
Nicodiemus > ..
Nicodiemus > /emote looks at Jadrut from behind the bar.
Nicodiemus > You what?
Jadrut > swearing at my ship
Nicodiemus > That wasn't very good swearing.
Jadrut > well it isnt a very good ship
Nicodiemus > Fair enough.
Nicodiemus > ..
Nicodiemus > /emote looks at Jadrut from behind the bar.
Nicodiemus > You what?
Jadrut > swearing at my ship
Nicodiemus > That wasn't very good swearing.
Jadrut > well it isnt a very good ship
Nicodiemus > Fair enough.
<HellGremlin> Hmm
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
wallace2004 > ok errrr james is in a
wallace2004 > iskur
wallace2004 > and hylle is in a
wallace2004 > megathron>
jamesw > and you are typing in
jamesw > local
wallace2004 > iskur
wallace2004 > and hylle is in a
wallace2004 > megathron>
jamesw > and you are typing in
jamesw > local