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Rooker > is it laggy today? i've told it twice to strip the fittings and nothing's come off yet
Firespirit > maybe its shy
Firespirit > turn around
Rooker > :P
Doffianna > Rushing into helpchat and asking for devs/ccp officials is kind of like rushing into your local post office asking to see the President
Shurrurru > why do gallente shuttles look so cool and minmatar look so trashy :(
BludGroove > cuz ur not running premium graphics
Shurrurru > i am
BludGroove > then you have bad tastes
<+phx> i hate murphy
<+phx> when i constantly run the logserv bugs keep hiding like fearing rabbits
<+phx> elseway they keep harassing me :(
<&Hammerhead> yes, log server fixes many bugs
<@RealX> you should also try to show the bug to someone, that plus the logserver will keep your game bugfree
Deschenus Maximus > This is going to sound weird... but I actually feel dirty being in high sec, running missions...
Gnarrkilly > you are dirty
Deschenus Maximus > I noes, but that's aspecial kind of dirty
Deschenus Maximus > Teh good kind
Deschenus Maximus > Now, I'm talking the bad kind
Comrade2002 > dirty like the strippers last night
Comrade2002 > ?
Deschenus Maximus > Dirtier
Comrade2002 > wow
Deschenus Maximus > Ye :(
Comrade2002 > i was gonna say something to take this convo to another level, but this time, listened to that voice inside my head....
jih chop > I align to station
jih chop > look at my cap
jih chop > I have almosts none (meant to cycle shield booster - forgot to turn it off)
jih chop > so I can't jump
jih chop > I MUST warp
jih chop > now
jih chop > when I get to an anomolie, the first thing I do is align my ship to the station
jih chop > then stop the engines and launch sentries
jih chop > so i'm already aligned,
jih chop > I just need to get up to ¾ speed to warp
jih chop > Oh Crap!
jih chop > I forgot to pull my drones!
jih chop > I pull me drones
jih chop > and at the last second they fire one last volley
jih chop > killing the BS and clearing that wave
jih chop > a new wave spawns
jih chop > and the frigs web me
jih chop > and I instawarp to the station!
jih chop > The End
jih chop > True Story!
WooterX2 > i knew it, i get off the computer for 10 min and Jih starts talkin to himself
WooterX2 > alot
WooterX2 > that is a good story
WooterX2 > lol
jih chop > it was awesome!
jih chop > I am so deeply loved by all in EVE
jih chop > that even the <i>rats</i> fight to save me!
brutorans >Improved Exile Booster Reaction
brutorans > oh the joy
Magormor > my mommy told me, i could only play video games if i promised not to take drugs
brutorans > come here little boy
brutorans > try this candy
Magormor > /emote comes
Magormor > mmm
Magormor > its yummy
brutorans > /emote gets out the "do it your self" organ harvesting kit
Magormor > aww f me.....
Galaxier > whats with all the concord?
Tristan Acoma > donut ship jumped through a moment ago
EVE System > Channel changed to Orvolle Local Channel
Viceroy > it's small :
Sadist > damn, every time i come into the system there's some guy whining about his penis size
KIvante > lol that gotta hurt the ego
Derious > F-42 Reiterative Multi-Frequency Backup Sensors does this prevent pirates from hacking your warp drive?
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