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Jacob Etienne > kayo, one link to decent catgirl pr0n and you and your alt army are shafted, anyway.
Xirin > so where are the devs?
electrostatus > BEHIND YOU!
Ydnari > inside you! *cue Alien chest-bursting scene*
Ydnari > *ccp guard emerges*
Xirin > lol
Xirin > it would be him, too...
From a random passerby's bio:

Mmmmm. Yes. You may now all live in fear of me.
Level 5 in frog herding. Thats right. Gives me a 20% bonus when rounding up amphibians.
Now I can begin learning Toad branding.

I do have one good skill. Level 5 in Tai Kwan Do.

I could kick an opponent's sorry ass and break every peice of wood that insults me with contemptious ease.
The problem is that most of my opponents in this game are at least 5 kilometers away and are armed with a heavy laser weapon of some sort. And wood is difficult to find on a high tech ship made of futuristic metals.

I told the last guy who popped my pod while I was mining how good I am at ancient martial arts. He was very impressed at my "frozen corpse" martial arts combat stance as he rolled on by and picked at the fragmented pieces of my shattered mining ship.

I guess that's something to do with the fact that most Player killers are like Michael Jackson, They moonwalk and molest miners a lot.
Nytoxias > Hey. Don't insult my drooling morons. They don't drool.
Jean Controleur > Im like the little engine that was retarted
<Arkady> This captcha service has the advantage that you can scroll through stuff until you get something you can read, and that you can play an audio version, etc.
<Arkady> I'm not too sure whether visually handicapped people play EVE that much, but still.
<Jilnor> In have witnessed quite a lot of people who can write to channels but not read them.
Lord Talan > i'll be back
Maniac King > thats wat terminator said and he didnt come back till after 15 years
Nomi Cakes > Anyone wanna buy a fully-fit Vexor for 12M?
Rothana Haldane > no
Nomi Cakes > You could probably strip it for more ISk.
Rothana Haldane > I'll strip for isk
Helpdesk > what would Dinger's wife (if any) think if she found him electrocuted next to the computer with his pants unzipped and urine all over the keyboard/desk?
Louella Dougans > she'd think "Damnit, not again" probably
Podruski > veto
Podruski > piss off the hyperion pleasee... hes mine
Podruski > ahh fuck it
Rockbox > lol
Podruski > 5 of them in local
Podruski > VETO.
Podruski > i could use some help in mara, anyone down?
hUssmann > Sure
hUssmann > When you're blue.
Verone > transfer me 250 million isk, and i'll send some guys, hopefully in time
Verone > :)
Podruski > or...... I will send pics of myself naked sucking my own cock
Verone > tempting...


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