Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Liet Traep > afk on phone with deaf guy could take awhile
Echskrata > don't you hate when you're out mining and a hulk just parks next to you and makes you look bad? :P
Caffran Dercius > nah, serous I have one it's cool - sorta loose relationship which suits me fine
jackmcglugoff > hell yeh
jackmcglugoff > yeah*
Belgarath Sunstrider > is the relationship the only thing thats loose then?
jackmcglugoff > ha ha
Caffran Dercius > the sex is too
jackmcglugoff > hell yeh
jackmcglugoff > yeah*
Belgarath Sunstrider > is the relationship the only thing thats loose then?
jackmcglugoff > ha ha
Caffran Dercius > the sex is too
wrecklessintent > i know of NBSI who the hell are NRDS?
Vorkin > not red dont shoot
wrecklessintent > NBSI not blue shoo it
wrecklessintent > lol shoo it
Vorkin > lmfao
Vorkin > shoo! go away nasty bad guy!
wrecklessintent > that has to go in my BIO
Vorkin > www.omgrawr.net :P
Vorkin > not red dont shoot
wrecklessintent > NBSI not blue shoo it
wrecklessintent > lol shoo it
Vorkin > lmfao
Vorkin > shoo! go away nasty bad guy!
wrecklessintent > that has to go in my BIO
Vorkin > www.omgrawr.net :P
Lake > brb 2, food.
Batilda Yogmoth > is that like a t2 brb?
Batilda Yogmoth > is that like a t2 brb?
63.0 cargo units would be required to complete this operation. Destination container only has -4.54747350886e-013 units available.
Iceman10117 > ...when i get my cruiser back, il destroy that noob stargate that destroyd my merlin!!
Sivren Highwind > Well so I'm watching the video
Sivren Highwind > One of them's wearing a skirt, so that means she's a girl
Andreus Ixiris > THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A GIRL
Friar Kite > THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A GIRL
Friar Kite > This is a German industrial trance video
Friar Kite > Clothing means nothing
Sivren Highwind > One of them's wearing a skirt, so that means she's a girl
Andreus Ixiris > THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A GIRL
Friar Kite > THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A GIRL
Friar Kite > This is a German industrial trance video
Friar Kite > Clothing means nothing
Advent Eclipse > I'd love to kill my mother in law...
Advent Eclipse > Hm...Maybe it's plausible. There are chemicals that leave no trace on autopsy...
Lotso Arjar > $20,000 US, paypal, let me know when you're ready.
Advent Eclipse > Can do it myself for maybe $30 :p
Natalya Espanova > Or, here's a thought. Don't.
Advent Eclipse > Haha...Please...give me a better reason :p
Natalya Espanova > Your relationship with your wife might terminate?
Advent Eclipse > I said better reason.
Advent Eclipse > Hm...Maybe it's plausible. There are chemicals that leave no trace on autopsy...
Lotso Arjar > $20,000 US, paypal, let me know when you're ready.
Advent Eclipse > Can do it myself for maybe $30 :p
Natalya Espanova > Or, here's a thought. Don't.
Advent Eclipse > Haha...Please...give me a better reason :p
Natalya Espanova > Your relationship with your wife might terminate?
Advent Eclipse > I said better reason.