<@Sham|Work> let's talk about boning thai hookers
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
Celilmandir > i think i found a way to speed up mining
Celilmandir > just do something else while you mine, like reading forums, or watching videos on youtube. you think you've been at it for 30sec-1min but noooooooo, when you come back to EVE, cargo is full and lasers are off >_>
Chuck Vandam > i just watch tv :P
Celilmandir > oh man
Celilmandir > should i be watching tv, i just might as well quit mining altogether
Chuck Vandam > haha :P
Celilmandir > belt rats would kill me without me noticing it
Celilmandir > just do something else while you mine, like reading forums, or watching videos on youtube. you think you've been at it for 30sec-1min but noooooooo, when you come back to EVE, cargo is full and lasers are off >_>
Chuck Vandam > i just watch tv :P
Celilmandir > oh man
Celilmandir > should i be watching tv, i just might as well quit mining altogether
Chuck Vandam > haha :P
Celilmandir > belt rats would kill me without me noticing it
ShadowRWolf > omg
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > fucking epic
ShadowRWolf > so im headed to the torr gate in my nub ship
ShadowRWolf > just doing my thing ya know, headed to jita
ShadowRWolf > and the campers we have been steem rolling all day are still there
ShadowRWolf > so i go...
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > time to woop yalls asses agen
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > ever going to run outa ships
ShadowRWolf > and they all run away
ShadowRWolf > just gone
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > and im in a noob ship
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > fucking epic
ShadowRWolf > so im headed to the torr gate in my nub ship
ShadowRWolf > just doing my thing ya know, headed to jita
ShadowRWolf > and the campers we have been steem rolling all day are still there
ShadowRWolf > so i go...
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > time to woop yalls asses agen
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > ever going to run outa ships
ShadowRWolf > and they all run away
ShadowRWolf > just gone
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > and im in a noob ship
Logan Galactor > There once was a raven named Tim, who could tank 450 at min, although she's a her and could pwn an ishkur, the noob silas called her a him
CockyKid > epidemic
Rayne Marvani > filibuster
Theo Samaritan > fox news
Theo Samaritan > =/
Rayne Marvani > cheese
Theo Samaritan > milk
Rayne Marvani > cows
Theo Samaritan > grass
Vega Nova > smoking
Theo Samaritan > hitler
Rayne Marvani > lol
Rayne Marvani > wait...crap
> Rayne Marvani fails
Theo Samaritan > GODWINS LAW CONFIRMED
Rayne Marvani > filibuster
Theo Samaritan > fox news
Theo Samaritan > =/
Rayne Marvani > cheese
Theo Samaritan > milk
Rayne Marvani > cows
Theo Samaritan > grass
Vega Nova > smoking
Theo Samaritan > hitler
Rayne Marvani > lol
Rayne Marvani > wait...crap
> Rayne Marvani fails
Theo Samaritan > GODWINS LAW CONFIRMED
Magistrate Aribeth > He's better than okay, he's got cupcakes writen all over his forehead!
Magistrate Aribeth > /emote grabs fork
Magistrate Aribeth > Time to nom. :d
Magistrate Aribeth > /emote grabs fork
Magistrate Aribeth > Time to nom. :d
linqserver > i never buy ship what i cant afford
Jonathaniuz > what makes a mobile warp disruptor mobile?
Llenlleawg Al'Thor > you can move it
Jonathaniuz > thought I was paranoid when I felt a bubble was following me before, guess im not
Llenlleawg Al'Thor > you can move it
Jonathaniuz > thought I was paranoid when I felt a bubble was following me before, guess im not
Ithelos > how can u prove that matter always was there from the beginning? something had to have created it. it didnt just appear on time ago. but at the same time your laws say matter cannot be created nor destroyed.
Gredos > Exactly, it was always there
Gredos > if ti can't be created or destroyed, it was always there
Ithelos > but in textbooks the big bang theory is stated as an event that happend by random chance. that there was nothing and then suddenly something.
miginitie > i'm not wearing any knickers
Gredos > Exactly, it was always there
Gredos > if ti can't be created or destroyed, it was always there
Ithelos > but in textbooks the big bang theory is stated as an event that happend by random chance. that there was nothing and then suddenly something.
miginitie > i'm not wearing any knickers
Brackman > cleric is just evil
Brackman > look at his portrait... you can see the fires of hell burning in his eyes
Samantha Clarke > you can see Google Earth if you look closely
Brackman > look at his portrait... you can see the fires of hell burning in his eyes
Samantha Clarke > you can see Google Earth if you look closely