Bickalh > Mining, PVE: Take that Veldspar! 60 m³ dps, yeah! I need back up, call the nukers: Veldspar takes 540 m³ dps. Veldspar is depleted. Hooray!!!
Bickalh > Oh noes, Scordite!!!
Bickalh > ;-)
Bickalh > Oh noes, Scordite!!!
Bickalh > ;-)
Cortrano > when missioning shoud I stick to a system or not ?
ISD Undista > yes?
ISD Undista > yes?
Jonathan Ryaul > Little known fact: [Lexiana Del'Amor] owns The Forge. when Jita is closed, it's coz she's washing her hair.
flashfresh > (linked McNoTo) --> betcha he's cloaked in a rapier and watching us...
DeathStar > prolly 5 km off me
flashfresh > probably masturbating at being so close to being found. it's his only excitement
DeathStar > prolly 5 km off me
flashfresh > probably masturbating at being so close to being found. it's his only excitement
Michan Yu> 300m m/s = 300k km/s
Kesper North > right sorry
Kesper North > i lost a few 0s in the dryer
Kesper North > right sorry
Kesper North > i lost a few 0s in the dryer
Lilla Kharn > nope but a speed tank is awesome
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Brema Gangrel > SLUTWHORE!
Therion Darkstar > .....
Brema Gangrel > *bows*
Therion Darkstar > er...
Therion Darkstar > oh cool ur blue... can i shoot you? u cant be far from me..
Brema Gangrel > LFA space right now ratting
Therion Darkstar > mmm, couple jumps out..
Therion Darkstar > im too lazy..
Brema Gangrel > yep, same here
Brema Gangrel > but i wouldnt shoot me.... i would get upset :(
Brema Gangrel > and i am cute
Therion Darkstar > ....
Therion Darkstar > lol
Brema Gangrel > and if you do, i will do a set dedicated to the spice girls and Boyz 2 men
Therion Darkstar > ok, i wont shoot..
Melodee619 > whatcha want whatcha really really want!
Therion Darkstar > .....
Brema Gangrel > *bows*
Therion Darkstar > er...
Therion Darkstar > oh cool ur blue... can i shoot you? u cant be far from me..
Brema Gangrel > LFA space right now ratting
Therion Darkstar > mmm, couple jumps out..
Therion Darkstar > im too lazy..
Brema Gangrel > yep, same here
Brema Gangrel > but i wouldnt shoot me.... i would get upset :(
Brema Gangrel > and i am cute
Therion Darkstar > ....
Therion Darkstar > lol
Brema Gangrel > and if you do, i will do a set dedicated to the spice girls and Boyz 2 men
Therion Darkstar > ok, i wont shoot..
Melodee619 > whatcha want whatcha really really want!
<@Sham|Work> let's talk about boning thai hookers
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
Discrodia > Mjolnir Torpedo <3
SPACEMUTANT > WICKED!
SPACEMUTANT > lightsaber dildo
SPACEMUTANT > WICKED!
SPACEMUTANT > lightsaber dildo
<@sharigan> I dunno then
<@sharigan> he must be masturbating or something
<@sharigan> he does that ALOT
<@sharigan> like all the time
<@sharigan> he told me he had to go to the hospital for friction burns, he had compulsivly masturbated in his sleep and rubbed himself raw
<@sharigan> woke up with the sheet stuck to him in a puddle of dry blood and seamen
<~Karbowiak> you all suck
<@sharigan> hahaha
<@sharigan> I am really lol'ing
<@sharigan> lucky its just me here today
<~Karbowiak> :P
<~Karbowiak> its ok
<~Karbowiak> my friction burns have healed
<@sharigan> he must be masturbating or something
<@sharigan> he does that ALOT
<@sharigan> like all the time
<@sharigan> he told me he had to go to the hospital for friction burns, he had compulsivly masturbated in his sleep and rubbed himself raw
<@sharigan> woke up with the sheet stuck to him in a puddle of dry blood and seamen
<~Karbowiak> you all suck
<@sharigan> hahaha
<@sharigan> I am really lol'ing
<@sharigan> lucky its just me here today
<~Karbowiak> :P
<~Karbowiak> its ok
<~Karbowiak> my friction burns have healed