Lilla Kharn > nope but a speed tank is awesome
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Sobe Power > do i look like an idiot?
Riya OniSenshi > do you really want me to answer that?
Sobe Power > ...
Riya OniSenshi > do you really want me to answer that?
Sobe Power > ...
<@Sham|Work> let's talk about boning thai hookers
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
<@sharigan> I dunno then
<@sharigan> he must be masturbating or something
<@sharigan> he does that ALOT
<@sharigan> like all the time
<@sharigan> he told me he had to go to the hospital for friction burns, he had compulsivly masturbated in his sleep and rubbed himself raw
<@sharigan> woke up with the sheet stuck to him in a puddle of dry blood and seamen
<~Karbowiak> you all suck
<@sharigan> hahaha
<@sharigan> I am really lol'ing
<@sharigan> lucky its just me here today
<~Karbowiak> :P
<~Karbowiak> its ok
<~Karbowiak> my friction burns have healed
<@sharigan> he must be masturbating or something
<@sharigan> he does that ALOT
<@sharigan> like all the time
<@sharigan> he told me he had to go to the hospital for friction burns, he had compulsivly masturbated in his sleep and rubbed himself raw
<@sharigan> woke up with the sheet stuck to him in a puddle of dry blood and seamen
<~Karbowiak> you all suck
<@sharigan> hahaha
<@sharigan> I am really lol'ing
<@sharigan> lucky its just me here today
<~Karbowiak> :P
<~Karbowiak> its ok
<~Karbowiak> my friction burns have healed
ShadowRWolf > omg
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > fucking epic
ShadowRWolf > so im headed to the torr gate in my nub ship
ShadowRWolf > just doing my thing ya know, headed to jita
ShadowRWolf > and the campers we have been steem rolling all day are still there
ShadowRWolf > so i go...
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > time to woop yalls asses agen
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > ever going to run outa ships
ShadowRWolf > and they all run away
ShadowRWolf > just gone
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > and im in a noob ship
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > fucking epic
ShadowRWolf > so im headed to the torr gate in my nub ship
ShadowRWolf > just doing my thing ya know, headed to jita
ShadowRWolf > and the campers we have been steem rolling all day are still there
ShadowRWolf > so i go...
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > time to woop yalls asses agen
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > ever going to run outa ships
ShadowRWolf > and they all run away
ShadowRWolf > just gone
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > and im in a noob ship
Verx Interis > anything important going on?
Xander Telcontar > Define important :)
Verx Interis > You masturbating is not important
Xander Telcontar > Then I never do anything important
Verx Interis > I didn't think so
Crashlog > ROFL
Rudlls > morons
Rudlls > masturbations is most sacred
Crashlog > verx thinks it's unimportant
Rudlls > verx is a virgin moron :p
Verx Interis > No, just Xander masturbating is unimportant
Rudlls > ah that I can agree on
Xander Telcontar > It is kind of important to me
Xander Telcontar > Define important :)
Verx Interis > You masturbating is not important
Xander Telcontar > Then I never do anything important
Verx Interis > I didn't think so
Crashlog > ROFL
Rudlls > morons
Rudlls > masturbations is most sacred
Crashlog > verx thinks it's unimportant
Rudlls > verx is a virgin moron :p
Verx Interis > No, just Xander masturbating is unimportant
Rudlls > ah that I can agree on
Xander Telcontar > It is kind of important to me
[talking about pubes]
<+cougem> i shave totally every so often but its a bit weird
<+cougem> but kinda fun
<+cougem> i feel like a paedo looking at myself in the mirror
<+cougem> i shave totally every so often but its a bit weird
<+cougem> but kinda fun
<+cougem> i feel like a paedo looking at myself in the mirror
CockyKid > epidemic
Rayne Marvani > filibuster
Theo Samaritan > fox news
Theo Samaritan > =/
Rayne Marvani > cheese
Theo Samaritan > milk
Rayne Marvani > cows
Theo Samaritan > grass
Vega Nova > smoking
Theo Samaritan > hitler
Rayne Marvani > lol
Rayne Marvani > wait...crap
> Rayne Marvani fails
Theo Samaritan > GODWINS LAW CONFIRMED
Rayne Marvani > filibuster
Theo Samaritan > fox news
Theo Samaritan > =/
Rayne Marvani > cheese
Theo Samaritan > milk
Rayne Marvani > cows
Theo Samaritan > grass
Vega Nova > smoking
Theo Samaritan > hitler
Rayne Marvani > lol
Rayne Marvani > wait...crap
> Rayne Marvani fails
Theo Samaritan > GODWINS LAW CONFIRMED
Destiny Corrupted > I need to rig the proteus
Destiny Corrupted > If your modular ship is destroyed then you really fucked up, and could lose skill points in one of the skills required by each of the ships subsystems, although it will pale in comparison to your financial loss. Are you sure you want to continue?
Destiny Corrupted > that's the warning it gives
Destiny Corrupted > when I enter the ship
Destiny Corrupted > If your modular ship is destroyed then you really fucked up, and could lose skill points in one of the skills required by each of the ships subsystems, although it will pale in comparison to your financial loss. Are you sure you want to continue?
Destiny Corrupted > that's the warning it gives
Destiny Corrupted > when I enter the ship
hell23 > yo
Helicity Boson > your mom was good btw
hell23 > listen
hell23 > stop sayin that cuz my mum is dead ..and plz i'm asking u polietly ...stop sayin mom shit
hell23 > thx
Helicity Boson > I thought she smelled a bit off
Helicity Boson > your mom was good btw
hell23 > listen
hell23 > stop sayin that cuz my mum is dead ..and plz i'm asking u polietly ...stop sayin mom shit
hell23 > thx
Helicity Boson > I thought she smelled a bit off