Lilla Kharn > nope but a speed tank is awesome
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Kalan Ikuru > with the rig it'll do 188 dps in heat
Kalan Ikuru > this is true
Lilla Kharn > oh its in heat
Lilla Kharn > /emote gets ready to hump
cykri > lol
Lilla Kharn > im a humping machine
Lilla Kharn > just no women around
Lilla Kharn > so the raccoon outside has to do
Sobe Power > do i look like an idiot?
Riya OniSenshi > do you really want me to answer that?
Sobe Power > ...
Riya OniSenshi > do you really want me to answer that?
Sobe Power > ...
<@Sham|Work> let's talk about boning thai hookers
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
Celilmandir > i think i found a way to speed up mining
Celilmandir > just do something else while you mine, like reading forums, or watching videos on youtube. you think you've been at it for 30sec-1min but noooooooo, when you come back to EVE, cargo is full and lasers are off >_>
Chuck Vandam > i just watch tv :P
Celilmandir > oh man
Celilmandir > should i be watching tv, i just might as well quit mining altogether
Chuck Vandam > haha :P
Celilmandir > belt rats would kill me without me noticing it
Celilmandir > just do something else while you mine, like reading forums, or watching videos on youtube. you think you've been at it for 30sec-1min but noooooooo, when you come back to EVE, cargo is full and lasers are off >_>
Chuck Vandam > i just watch tv :P
Celilmandir > oh man
Celilmandir > should i be watching tv, i just might as well quit mining altogether
Chuck Vandam > haha :P
Celilmandir > belt rats would kill me without me noticing it
ShadowRWolf > omg
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > fucking epic
ShadowRWolf > so im headed to the torr gate in my nub ship
ShadowRWolf > just doing my thing ya know, headed to jita
ShadowRWolf > and the campers we have been steem rolling all day are still there
ShadowRWolf > so i go...
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > time to woop yalls asses agen
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > ever going to run outa ships
ShadowRWolf > and they all run away
ShadowRWolf > just gone
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > and im in a noob ship
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > fucking epic
ShadowRWolf > so im headed to the torr gate in my nub ship
ShadowRWolf > just doing my thing ya know, headed to jita
ShadowRWolf > and the campers we have been steem rolling all day are still there
ShadowRWolf > so i go...
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > time to woop yalls asses agen
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > ever going to run outa ships
ShadowRWolf > and they all run away
ShadowRWolf > just gone
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > and im in a noob ship
CockyKid > epidemic
Rayne Marvani > filibuster
Theo Samaritan > fox news
Theo Samaritan > =/
Rayne Marvani > cheese
Theo Samaritan > milk
Rayne Marvani > cows
Theo Samaritan > grass
Vega Nova > smoking
Theo Samaritan > hitler
Rayne Marvani > lol
Rayne Marvani > wait...crap
> Rayne Marvani fails
Theo Samaritan > GODWINS LAW CONFIRMED
Rayne Marvani > filibuster
Theo Samaritan > fox news
Theo Samaritan > =/
Rayne Marvani > cheese
Theo Samaritan > milk
Rayne Marvani > cows
Theo Samaritan > grass
Vega Nova > smoking
Theo Samaritan > hitler
Rayne Marvani > lol
Rayne Marvani > wait...crap
> Rayne Marvani fails
Theo Samaritan > GODWINS LAW CONFIRMED
Destiny Corrupted > I need to rig the proteus
Destiny Corrupted > If your modular ship is destroyed then you really fucked up, and could lose skill points in one of the skills required by each of the ships subsystems, although it will pale in comparison to your financial loss. Are you sure you want to continue?
Destiny Corrupted > that's the warning it gives
Destiny Corrupted > when I enter the ship
Destiny Corrupted > If your modular ship is destroyed then you really fucked up, and could lose skill points in one of the skills required by each of the ships subsystems, although it will pale in comparison to your financial loss. Are you sure you want to continue?
Destiny Corrupted > that's the warning it gives
Destiny Corrupted > when I enter the ship
hell23 > yo
Helicity Boson > your mom was good btw
hell23 > listen
hell23 > stop sayin that cuz my mum is dead ..and plz i'm asking u polietly ...stop sayin mom shit
hell23 > thx
Helicity Boson > I thought she smelled a bit off
Helicity Boson > your mom was good btw
hell23 > listen
hell23 > stop sayin that cuz my mum is dead ..and plz i'm asking u polietly ...stop sayin mom shit
hell23 > thx
Helicity Boson > I thought she smelled a bit off
Magistrate Aribeth > He's better than okay, he's got cupcakes writen all over his forehead!
Magistrate Aribeth > /emote grabs fork
Magistrate Aribeth > Time to nom. :d
Magistrate Aribeth > /emote grabs fork
Magistrate Aribeth > Time to nom. :d
linqserver > i never buy ship what i cant afford