Sobe Power > do i look like an idiot?
Riya OniSenshi > do you really want me to answer that?
Sobe Power > ...
Riya OniSenshi > do you really want me to answer that?
Sobe Power > ...
<@Sham|Work> let's talk about boning thai hookers
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
Discrodia > Mjolnir Torpedo <3
SPACEMUTANT > WICKED!
SPACEMUTANT > lightsaber dildo
SPACEMUTANT > WICKED!
SPACEMUTANT > lightsaber dildo
<@sharigan> I dunno then
<@sharigan> he must be masturbating or something
<@sharigan> he does that ALOT
<@sharigan> like all the time
<@sharigan> he told me he had to go to the hospital for friction burns, he had compulsivly masturbated in his sleep and rubbed himself raw
<@sharigan> woke up with the sheet stuck to him in a puddle of dry blood and seamen
<~Karbowiak> you all suck
<@sharigan> hahaha
<@sharigan> I am really lol'ing
<@sharigan> lucky its just me here today
<~Karbowiak> :P
<~Karbowiak> its ok
<~Karbowiak> my friction burns have healed
<@sharigan> he must be masturbating or something
<@sharigan> he does that ALOT
<@sharigan> like all the time
<@sharigan> he told me he had to go to the hospital for friction burns, he had compulsivly masturbated in his sleep and rubbed himself raw
<@sharigan> woke up with the sheet stuck to him in a puddle of dry blood and seamen
<~Karbowiak> you all suck
<@sharigan> hahaha
<@sharigan> I am really lol'ing
<@sharigan> lucky its just me here today
<~Karbowiak> :P
<~Karbowiak> its ok
<~Karbowiak> my friction burns have healed
ShadowRWolf > omg
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > fucking epic
ShadowRWolf > so im headed to the torr gate in my nub ship
ShadowRWolf > just doing my thing ya know, headed to jita
ShadowRWolf > and the campers we have been steem rolling all day are still there
ShadowRWolf > so i go...
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > time to woop yalls asses agen
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > ever going to run outa ships
ShadowRWolf > and they all run away
ShadowRWolf > just gone
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > and im in a noob ship
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > fucking epic
ShadowRWolf > so im headed to the torr gate in my nub ship
ShadowRWolf > just doing my thing ya know, headed to jita
ShadowRWolf > and the campers we have been steem rolling all day are still there
ShadowRWolf > so i go...
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > time to woop yalls asses agen
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > ever going to run outa ships
ShadowRWolf > and they all run away
ShadowRWolf > just gone
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > and im in a noob ship
Verx Interis > anything important going on?
Xander Telcontar > Define important :)
Verx Interis > You masturbating is not important
Xander Telcontar > Then I never do anything important
Verx Interis > I didn't think so
Crashlog > ROFL
Rudlls > morons
Rudlls > masturbations is most sacred
Crashlog > verx thinks it's unimportant
Rudlls > verx is a virgin moron :p
Verx Interis > No, just Xander masturbating is unimportant
Rudlls > ah that I can agree on
Xander Telcontar > It is kind of important to me
Xander Telcontar > Define important :)
Verx Interis > You masturbating is not important
Xander Telcontar > Then I never do anything important
Verx Interis > I didn't think so
Crashlog > ROFL
Rudlls > morons
Rudlls > masturbations is most sacred
Crashlog > verx thinks it's unimportant
Rudlls > verx is a virgin moron :p
Verx Interis > No, just Xander masturbating is unimportant
Rudlls > ah that I can agree on
Xander Telcontar > It is kind of important to me
[talking about pubes]
<+cougem> i shave totally every so often but its a bit weird
<+cougem> but kinda fun
<+cougem> i feel like a paedo looking at myself in the mirror
<+cougem> i shave totally every so often but its a bit weird
<+cougem> but kinda fun
<+cougem> i feel like a paedo looking at myself in the mirror
Lachrymal > oh noes sylph!
Jaron Molfett > Where!
Jaron Molfett > Oh... right.. me
Jaron Molfett > *Hides from himself*
Lachrymal > /emote cloaks
Thrasher89 > /emote logs off
Thrasher89 > =)
Jaron Molfett > :P
Jaron Molfett > *Puts on the kettle and settles down in a comfy chair to wait*
Jaron Molfett > So... read any good books lately?
Mar5hy > wiped my arse with the pax amarria ....does that count
Jaron Molfett > I guess if that's where your brains are... dunno if knowledge can be transferred by osmosis.
Jaron Molfett > I'd ask if you'd tried any good minmatar books, but I imagine the stone slabs would be rather cold to the cheeks.
Jaron Molfett > If you would excuse me, I do believe I hear the kettle boiling... with any luck I'll be back before you line your neurons up for a response.
Mar5hy > how much?
Nan Tasarion > half o
Jaron Molfett > Ahh, much better.
Jaron Molfett > Now, you were saying?
Mar5hy > thats not slave prices slaver
Thrasher89 > what bring you alll the way out here sylphy ??
Jaron Molfett > Good heavens, I don't trade slaves! I'm gallente.
Mar5hy > your a slaver
Nan Tasarion > think of the children WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Jaron Molfett > Hardly, I pay my crew... although if I find out which blighter it was pinched the sugar there'll be a pay cut in the offing.
Mar5hy > only a pay cut...your a goos slaver
Jaron Molfett > Oh and you sir, over there... you're looking in entirely the wrong direction.
Jaron Molfett > That was a nice cup of tea... I must be off gentlement. I bid you adeu
Jaron Molfett > Where!
Jaron Molfett > Oh... right.. me
Jaron Molfett > *Hides from himself*
Lachrymal > /emote cloaks
Thrasher89 > /emote logs off
Thrasher89 > =)
Jaron Molfett > :P
Jaron Molfett > *Puts on the kettle and settles down in a comfy chair to wait*
Jaron Molfett > So... read any good books lately?
Mar5hy > wiped my arse with the pax amarria ....does that count
Jaron Molfett > I guess if that's where your brains are... dunno if knowledge can be transferred by osmosis.
Jaron Molfett > I'd ask if you'd tried any good minmatar books, but I imagine the stone slabs would be rather cold to the cheeks.
Jaron Molfett > If you would excuse me, I do believe I hear the kettle boiling... with any luck I'll be back before you line your neurons up for a response.
Mar5hy > how much?
Nan Tasarion > half o
Jaron Molfett > Ahh, much better.
Jaron Molfett > Now, you were saying?
Mar5hy > thats not slave prices slaver
Thrasher89 > what bring you alll the way out here sylphy ??
Jaron Molfett > Good heavens, I don't trade slaves! I'm gallente.
Mar5hy > your a slaver
Nan Tasarion > think of the children WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Jaron Molfett > Hardly, I pay my crew... although if I find out which blighter it was pinched the sugar there'll be a pay cut in the offing.
Mar5hy > only a pay cut...your a goos slaver
Jaron Molfett > Oh and you sir, over there... you're looking in entirely the wrong direction.
Jaron Molfett > That was a nice cup of tea... I must be off gentlement. I bid you adeu
CockyKid > epidemic
Rayne Marvani > filibuster
Theo Samaritan > fox news
Theo Samaritan > =/
Rayne Marvani > cheese
Theo Samaritan > milk
Rayne Marvani > cows
Theo Samaritan > grass
Vega Nova > smoking
Theo Samaritan > hitler
Rayne Marvani > lol
Rayne Marvani > wait...crap
> Rayne Marvani fails
Theo Samaritan > GODWINS LAW CONFIRMED
Rayne Marvani > filibuster
Theo Samaritan > fox news
Theo Samaritan > =/
Rayne Marvani > cheese
Theo Samaritan > milk
Rayne Marvani > cows
Theo Samaritan > grass
Vega Nova > smoking
Theo Samaritan > hitler
Rayne Marvani > lol
Rayne Marvani > wait...crap
> Rayne Marvani fails
Theo Samaritan > GODWINS LAW CONFIRMED
Destiny Corrupted > I need to rig the proteus
Destiny Corrupted > If your modular ship is destroyed then you really fucked up, and could lose skill points in one of the skills required by each of the ships subsystems, although it will pale in comparison to your financial loss. Are you sure you want to continue?
Destiny Corrupted > that's the warning it gives
Destiny Corrupted > when I enter the ship
Destiny Corrupted > If your modular ship is destroyed then you really fucked up, and could lose skill points in one of the skills required by each of the ships subsystems, although it will pale in comparison to your financial loss. Are you sure you want to continue?
Destiny Corrupted > that's the warning it gives
Destiny Corrupted > when I enter the ship