Futuristic Eagle > I just caught my dad masturbating over porn
Curse VonPilgrim > and then u decided to share with us
Siphaanu > was it good porn?
Blake Zacary > was it your porn or his own
Futuristic Eagle > Right now, Im more glad of not entering a room then any other occasion in my life.
Futuristic Eagle > This is the same day I found a used condom lying around after he hasnt had a girl over for ages
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Curse VonPilgrim > to much info
Blake Zacary > do you ever leave your gf alone with him ?
KillahB > dude
Curse VonPilgrim > hes got a bf lol
Gixxer 1000 > ouch!
KillahB > or
KillahB > does your bum hurt ?
Gixxer 1000 > Foster's, Australian for beer!
Curse VonPilgrim > Killaaaa EEEWWWWWW
Futuristic Eagle > I haven't introduced my GF to my Dad, and I dont think I will now.
KillahB > lol
Jenina Hawke > Killahs question was kind of relevant :p
Blake Zacary > I can just picture your face when he 'shakes hands' with her
Gixxer 1000 > If she's hot, then he's probably already spanked a few off to her.
Futuristic Eagle > xD
KillahB > cmon
KillahB > dont see hats wrong wth him masturbating to porn
KillahB > its more than natural
Futuristic Eagle > It is wrong when your 17 year old son catches you
Futuristic Eagle > And no, my ass does not hurt :S
Gixxer 1000 > I'm getting ready to throw on off myself over Eagle's GF.
Jenina Hawke > I think it is the "it's a dad, they are not supposed to have sexual fantasies" problem
Siphaanu > quite oppposite, you should learn from your old man
Curse VonPilgrim > hahaha
Futuristic Eagle > I dont want to
Blake Zacary > well like they say , you can beat an egg , you can even beat your enemies but you can't beat a good wank !
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Futuristic Eagle > Im gonna go throw up now, BRB.
Gixxer 1000 > Be careful to use the "right" towel!
Blake Zacary > something about mary came to mind
Curse VonPilgrim > and then u decided to share with us
Siphaanu > was it good porn?
Blake Zacary > was it your porn or his own
Futuristic Eagle > Right now, Im more glad of not entering a room then any other occasion in my life.
Futuristic Eagle > This is the same day I found a used condom lying around after he hasnt had a girl over for ages
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Curse VonPilgrim > to much info
Blake Zacary > do you ever leave your gf alone with him ?
KillahB > dude
Curse VonPilgrim > hes got a bf lol
Gixxer 1000 > ouch!
KillahB > or
KillahB > does your bum hurt ?
Gixxer 1000 > Foster's, Australian for beer!
Curse VonPilgrim > Killaaaa EEEWWWWWW
Futuristic Eagle > I haven't introduced my GF to my Dad, and I dont think I will now.
KillahB > lol
Jenina Hawke > Killahs question was kind of relevant :p
Blake Zacary > I can just picture your face when he 'shakes hands' with her
Gixxer 1000 > If she's hot, then he's probably already spanked a few off to her.
Futuristic Eagle > xD
KillahB > cmon
KillahB > dont see hats wrong wth him masturbating to porn
KillahB > its more than natural
Futuristic Eagle > It is wrong when your 17 year old son catches you
Futuristic Eagle > And no, my ass does not hurt :S
Gixxer 1000 > I'm getting ready to throw on off myself over Eagle's GF.
Jenina Hawke > I think it is the "it's a dad, they are not supposed to have sexual fantasies" problem
Siphaanu > quite oppposite, you should learn from your old man
Curse VonPilgrim > hahaha
Futuristic Eagle > I dont want to
Blake Zacary > well like they say , you can beat an egg , you can even beat your enemies but you can't beat a good wank !
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Futuristic Eagle > Im gonna go throw up now, BRB.
Gixxer 1000 > Be careful to use the "right" towel!
Blake Zacary > something about mary came to mind
<Hangman> i hurt my back in the shower, and i don't think i was wanking
<ImmutableDark> I believe it's spelt grammer
Slimy Worm > ill give u money if u give me money
Slimy Worm > we play a game
Xaiff Valkuur > idk
Xaiff Valkuur > doesn't sound too fun
Xaiff Valkuur > like png... pong is fun
Xaiff Valkuur > do you like pong??
Slimy Worm > no
Xaiff Valkuur > with all of that cutting edge gameplay in it
Slimy Worm > i like rugby and football
Xaiff Valkuur > how can you not like pong?!
Slimy Worm > i gave you money now give me money
Xaiff Valkuur > it's got like 10 levels in it
Xaiff Valkuur > so it is like pong
Xaiff Valkuur > the ball is in my court now
Xaiff Valkuur > better watch this one, there's a spin on it
Xaiff Valkuur > boop
Slimy Worm > boop
Xaiff Valkuur > it's coming at me so fast, how will I get to it in time?!
Xaiff Valkuur > BAM
Xaiff Valkuur > put some power into that one
Slimy Worm > *stretches really far*
Xaiff Valkuur > woah, that one was out
Slimy Worm > *makes it over as a blooper*
Xaiff Valkuur > hit the net
Xaiff Valkuur > my serve
Xaiff Valkuur > boop
Xaiff Valkuur > right on the corner
Xaiff Valkuur > damn I have somke good aim
Slimy Worm > boop
Xaiff Valkuur > oh man, this is getting exciting
Xaiff Valkuur > kapow
Slimy Worm > kabang
Xaiff Valkuur > ah damn, I missed that one, your serve
Xaiff Valkuur > bette rmake it a big one, this is the tie breaker
Xaiff Valkuur > well lets see it,no running the clock
Slimy Worm > *waits for ball to be handed to him by opponent*
Xaiff Valkuur > fine... bring your own ball next time
Slimy Worm > *misses shot*
Slimy Worm > well, looks like you win
Slimy Worm > good game
Xaiff Valkuur > woooo
Xaiff Valkuur > and the champion remains undefeated
Slimy Worm > ill take my 100k isk as consolation
Xaiff Valkuur > the crowd is going wild
Slimy Worm > but it wont heal the wound in my heart
Xaiff Valkuur > because you got pwnt
Xaiff Valkuur > i reamain the isk pong champ
Slimy Worm > that you do
Slimy Worm > even that 100k i earned wont change that
Xaiff Valkuur > no it wont. I suggest practice, your serve blows...
Xaiff Valkuur > I mean... how do you miss it?
Xaiff Valkuur > pfft... noob
Slimy Worm > we play a game
Xaiff Valkuur > idk
Xaiff Valkuur > doesn't sound too fun
Xaiff Valkuur > like png... pong is fun
Xaiff Valkuur > do you like pong??
Slimy Worm > no
Xaiff Valkuur > with all of that cutting edge gameplay in it
Slimy Worm > i like rugby and football
Xaiff Valkuur > how can you not like pong?!
Slimy Worm > i gave you money now give me money
Xaiff Valkuur > it's got like 10 levels in it
Xaiff Valkuur > so it is like pong
Xaiff Valkuur > the ball is in my court now
Xaiff Valkuur > better watch this one, there's a spin on it
Xaiff Valkuur > boop
Slimy Worm > boop
Xaiff Valkuur > it's coming at me so fast, how will I get to it in time?!
Xaiff Valkuur > BAM
Xaiff Valkuur > put some power into that one
Slimy Worm > *stretches really far*
Xaiff Valkuur > woah, that one was out
Slimy Worm > *makes it over as a blooper*
Xaiff Valkuur > hit the net
Xaiff Valkuur > my serve
Xaiff Valkuur > boop
Xaiff Valkuur > right on the corner
Xaiff Valkuur > damn I have somke good aim
Slimy Worm > boop
Xaiff Valkuur > oh man, this is getting exciting
Xaiff Valkuur > kapow
Slimy Worm > kabang
Xaiff Valkuur > ah damn, I missed that one, your serve
Xaiff Valkuur > bette rmake it a big one, this is the tie breaker
Xaiff Valkuur > well lets see it,no running the clock
Slimy Worm > *waits for ball to be handed to him by opponent*
Xaiff Valkuur > fine... bring your own ball next time
Slimy Worm > *misses shot*
Slimy Worm > well, looks like you win
Slimy Worm > good game
Xaiff Valkuur > woooo
Xaiff Valkuur > and the champion remains undefeated
Slimy Worm > ill take my 100k isk as consolation
Xaiff Valkuur > the crowd is going wild
Slimy Worm > but it wont heal the wound in my heart
Xaiff Valkuur > because you got pwnt
Xaiff Valkuur > i reamain the isk pong champ
Slimy Worm > that you do
Slimy Worm > even that 100k i earned wont change that
Xaiff Valkuur > no it wont. I suggest practice, your serve blows...
Xaiff Valkuur > I mean... how do you miss it?
Xaiff Valkuur > pfft... noob
<splinter> your not abusing aj are you ?
<wizzard66> he wishes
<wizzard66> my abusing would leave him unable to wear woolen sweaters for over 3 weeks
<wizzard66> he wishes
<wizzard66> my abusing would leave him unable to wear woolen sweaters for over 3 weeks
EVE System > Channel changed to Gulfonodi Local Channel
Skasgard > i got real problems
Skasgard > i have problems talking to myself
Skasgard > specially in the mirror
Adamar Scito > adjust the mic
Vordak Kallager > Skasgard, i can help you with that.
Vordak Kallager > I have just the thing in fact
Vordak Kallager > 41F Veiled Targeting Unit Cures all ills!
Skasgard > dayum
McMammoth > he's right. it's Science.
Vordak Kallager > hahahahhaha
Adamar Scito > sold it?
Skasgard > does it come in liquid or powder?
McMammoth > Science comes in all forms
Vordak Kallager > solid
Skasgard > just don't tell me it comes as a suppository pleas
Skasgard > i got real problems
Skasgard > i have problems talking to myself
Skasgard > specially in the mirror
Adamar Scito > adjust the mic
Vordak Kallager > Skasgard, i can help you with that.
Vordak Kallager > I have just the thing in fact
Vordak Kallager > 41F Veiled Targeting Unit Cures all ills!
Skasgard > dayum
McMammoth > he's right. it's Science.
Vordak Kallager > hahahahhaha
Adamar Scito > sold it?
Skasgard > does it come in liquid or powder?
McMammoth > Science comes in all forms
Vordak Kallager > solid
Skasgard > just don't tell me it comes as a suppository pleas
Lallara Zhuul > and imagine what would happen to your tender RP sensibilities if there would be thousands of goons running around giving everybody surprise buttsecks
kaya maniya > anyone know a good FW corp?
Onyxalia La'fiette > there are none
Onyxalia La'fiette > =/
kaya maniya > lol
kaya maniya > well a minnie FW corp?
Onyxalia La'fiette > minnie fw = sucks hardest
Onyxalia La'fiette > but hey if you like bein a hoover
Onyxalia La'fiette > more power to ya :D
Onyxalia La'fiette > there are none
Onyxalia La'fiette > =/
kaya maniya > lol
kaya maniya > well a minnie FW corp?
Onyxalia La'fiette > minnie fw = sucks hardest
Onyxalia La'fiette > but hey if you like bein a hoover
Onyxalia La'fiette > more power to ya :D
Cute SpyGirl > i like war... everytime we are at war.. my recruiting boost by 10%
Cute SpyGirl > i am kinda stuck at 90 members at the moment
Gavjack Bunk > So why not wardec somebody?
Cute SpyGirl > that is not our style
Cute SpyGirl > i am kinda stuck at 90 members at the moment
Gavjack Bunk > So why not wardec somebody?
Cute SpyGirl > that is not our style
Gavjack Bunk > She's off to live in 0.0 with her cap fleet
Gavjack Bunk > which she doesn't have
Gavjack Bunk > But all of 0.0 love her
Gavjack Bunk > Except they're all -red
Dan O'Connor > interesting =D
Kayne Darklight > priceless
Gavjack Bunk > I swear, this is how scientology got started
Dan O'Connor > red is the love color
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > BDmther, do u have question for me?
Gavjack Bunk > BDMTHRFKR > well, what is the corp/alliance goal ?
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > to win EVE
Gavjack Bunk > I wish I was making this up
Dewatts > i wonna win EVE, but i have no idea where the end boss is
Gavjack Bunk > BDMTHRFKR > obvious variables notwithstanding...i.e. time zones
Dan O'Connor > in jove space with a jove titan
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > to win EVE..
Kayne Darklight > it`s in ccp`s office, but defeating him gets you arrested...or shot by police
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > no better way to explain it
Gavjack Bunk > She's fucking persistant about this winning eve
Gavjack Bunk > Don't question the 10th level thetan
Dan O'Connor > ask her how she intents to do that
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > my goal is to fly a titan..
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > once i have that ship
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > i will quit EVE
Dan O'Connor > ...
Gavjack Bunk > which she doesn't have
Gavjack Bunk > But all of 0.0 love her
Gavjack Bunk > Except they're all -red
Dan O'Connor > interesting =D
Kayne Darklight > priceless
Gavjack Bunk > I swear, this is how scientology got started
Dan O'Connor > red is the love color
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > BDmther, do u have question for me?
Gavjack Bunk > BDMTHRFKR > well, what is the corp/alliance goal ?
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > to win EVE
Gavjack Bunk > I wish I was making this up
Dewatts > i wonna win EVE, but i have no idea where the end boss is
Gavjack Bunk > BDMTHRFKR > obvious variables notwithstanding...i.e. time zones
Dan O'Connor > in jove space with a jove titan
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > to win EVE..
Kayne Darklight > it`s in ccp`s office, but defeating him gets you arrested...or shot by police
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > no better way to explain it
Gavjack Bunk > She's fucking persistant about this winning eve
Gavjack Bunk > Don't question the 10th level thetan
Dan O'Connor > ask her how she intents to do that
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > my goal is to fly a titan..
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > once i have that ship
Gavjack Bunk > Cute SpyGirl > i will quit EVE
Dan O'Connor > ...