<@Sham|Work> let's talk about boning thai hookers
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
Discrodia > Mjolnir Torpedo <3
SPACEMUTANT > WICKED!
SPACEMUTANT > lightsaber dildo
SPACEMUTANT > WICKED!
SPACEMUTANT > lightsaber dildo
<@sharigan> I dunno then
<@sharigan> he must be masturbating or something
<@sharigan> he does that ALOT
<@sharigan> like all the time
<@sharigan> he told me he had to go to the hospital for friction burns, he had compulsivly masturbated in his sleep and rubbed himself raw
<@sharigan> woke up with the sheet stuck to him in a puddle of dry blood and seamen
<~Karbowiak> you all suck
<@sharigan> hahaha
<@sharigan> I am really lol'ing
<@sharigan> lucky its just me here today
<~Karbowiak> :P
<~Karbowiak> its ok
<~Karbowiak> my friction burns have healed
<@sharigan> he must be masturbating or something
<@sharigan> he does that ALOT
<@sharigan> like all the time
<@sharigan> he told me he had to go to the hospital for friction burns, he had compulsivly masturbated in his sleep and rubbed himself raw
<@sharigan> woke up with the sheet stuck to him in a puddle of dry blood and seamen
<~Karbowiak> you all suck
<@sharigan> hahaha
<@sharigan> I am really lol'ing
<@sharigan> lucky its just me here today
<~Karbowiak> :P
<~Karbowiak> its ok
<~Karbowiak> my friction burns have healed
ShadowRWolf > omg
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > fucking epic
ShadowRWolf > so im headed to the torr gate in my nub ship
ShadowRWolf > just doing my thing ya know, headed to jita
ShadowRWolf > and the campers we have been steem rolling all day are still there
ShadowRWolf > so i go...
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > time to woop yalls asses agen
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > ever going to run outa ships
ShadowRWolf > and they all run away
ShadowRWolf > just gone
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > and im in a noob ship
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > fucking epic
ShadowRWolf > so im headed to the torr gate in my nub ship
ShadowRWolf > just doing my thing ya know, headed to jita
ShadowRWolf > and the campers we have been steem rolling all day are still there
ShadowRWolf > so i go...
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > time to woop yalls asses agen
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > ever going to run outa ships
ShadowRWolf > and they all run away
ShadowRWolf > just gone
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > and im in a noob ship
Verx Interis > anything important going on?
Xander Telcontar > Define important :)
Verx Interis > You masturbating is not important
Xander Telcontar > Then I never do anything important
Verx Interis > I didn't think so
Crashlog > ROFL
Rudlls > morons
Rudlls > masturbations is most sacred
Crashlog > verx thinks it's unimportant
Rudlls > verx is a virgin moron :p
Verx Interis > No, just Xander masturbating is unimportant
Rudlls > ah that I can agree on
Xander Telcontar > It is kind of important to me
Xander Telcontar > Define important :)
Verx Interis > You masturbating is not important
Xander Telcontar > Then I never do anything important
Verx Interis > I didn't think so
Crashlog > ROFL
Rudlls > morons
Rudlls > masturbations is most sacred
Crashlog > verx thinks it's unimportant
Rudlls > verx is a virgin moron :p
Verx Interis > No, just Xander masturbating is unimportant
Rudlls > ah that I can agree on
Xander Telcontar > It is kind of important to me
Usul Crysknife > This conversation is now about Bears. Name the best bear -
Qartar > black bear<- win
Box Kicker > cheese bear
richardchambers > care bear
Usul Crysknife > Incorrect, Grizzly Bear with chainsaw hands is the correct answer
Box Kicker > IT DOES EXSIST!!! LALALALALALALALALA
Qartar > black bear<- win
Box Kicker > cheese bear
richardchambers > care bear
Usul Crysknife > Incorrect, Grizzly Bear with chainsaw hands is the correct answer
Box Kicker > IT DOES EXSIST!!! LALALALALALALALALA
[talking about pubes]
<+cougem> i shave totally every so often but its a bit weird
<+cougem> but kinda fun
<+cougem> i feel like a paedo looking at myself in the mirror
<+cougem> i shave totally every so often but its a bit weird
<+cougem> but kinda fun
<+cougem> i feel like a paedo looking at myself in the mirror
Lachrymal > oh noes sylph!
Jaron Molfett > Where!
Jaron Molfett > Oh... right.. me
Jaron Molfett > *Hides from himself*
Lachrymal > /emote cloaks
Thrasher89 > /emote logs off
Thrasher89 > =)
Jaron Molfett > :P
Jaron Molfett > *Puts on the kettle and settles down in a comfy chair to wait*
Jaron Molfett > So... read any good books lately?
Mar5hy > wiped my arse with the pax amarria ....does that count
Jaron Molfett > I guess if that's where your brains are... dunno if knowledge can be transferred by osmosis.
Jaron Molfett > I'd ask if you'd tried any good minmatar books, but I imagine the stone slabs would be rather cold to the cheeks.
Jaron Molfett > If you would excuse me, I do believe I hear the kettle boiling... with any luck I'll be back before you line your neurons up for a response.
Mar5hy > how much?
Nan Tasarion > half o
Jaron Molfett > Ahh, much better.
Jaron Molfett > Now, you were saying?
Mar5hy > thats not slave prices slaver
Thrasher89 > what bring you alll the way out here sylphy ??
Jaron Molfett > Good heavens, I don't trade slaves! I'm gallente.
Mar5hy > your a slaver
Nan Tasarion > think of the children WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Jaron Molfett > Hardly, I pay my crew... although if I find out which blighter it was pinched the sugar there'll be a pay cut in the offing.
Mar5hy > only a pay cut...your a goos slaver
Jaron Molfett > Oh and you sir, over there... you're looking in entirely the wrong direction.
Jaron Molfett > That was a nice cup of tea... I must be off gentlement. I bid you adeu
Jaron Molfett > Where!
Jaron Molfett > Oh... right.. me
Jaron Molfett > *Hides from himself*
Lachrymal > /emote cloaks
Thrasher89 > /emote logs off
Thrasher89 > =)
Jaron Molfett > :P
Jaron Molfett > *Puts on the kettle and settles down in a comfy chair to wait*
Jaron Molfett > So... read any good books lately?
Mar5hy > wiped my arse with the pax amarria ....does that count
Jaron Molfett > I guess if that's where your brains are... dunno if knowledge can be transferred by osmosis.
Jaron Molfett > I'd ask if you'd tried any good minmatar books, but I imagine the stone slabs would be rather cold to the cheeks.
Jaron Molfett > If you would excuse me, I do believe I hear the kettle boiling... with any luck I'll be back before you line your neurons up for a response.
Mar5hy > how much?
Nan Tasarion > half o
Jaron Molfett > Ahh, much better.
Jaron Molfett > Now, you were saying?
Mar5hy > thats not slave prices slaver
Thrasher89 > what bring you alll the way out here sylphy ??
Jaron Molfett > Good heavens, I don't trade slaves! I'm gallente.
Mar5hy > your a slaver
Nan Tasarion > think of the children WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Jaron Molfett > Hardly, I pay my crew... although if I find out which blighter it was pinched the sugar there'll be a pay cut in the offing.
Mar5hy > only a pay cut...your a goos slaver
Jaron Molfett > Oh and you sir, over there... you're looking in entirely the wrong direction.
Jaron Molfett > That was a nice cup of tea... I must be off gentlement. I bid you adeu
hell23 > yo
Helicity Boson > your mom was good btw
hell23 > listen
hell23 > stop sayin that cuz my mum is dead ..and plz i'm asking u polietly ...stop sayin mom shit
hell23 > thx
Helicity Boson > I thought she smelled a bit off
Helicity Boson > your mom was good btw
hell23 > listen
hell23 > stop sayin that cuz my mum is dead ..and plz i'm asking u polietly ...stop sayin mom shit
hell23 > thx
Helicity Boson > I thought she smelled a bit off
linqserver > i never buy ship what i cant afford