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Ajunta P'all > james fails
Onyxalia La'fiette > premature ejumpluation
Onyxalia La'fiette > tsk tsk tsk
James Wolfen > better than the usual Ejumptile dysfunction

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Aeon Tom > i want to go kill in motsu in a few hours to try catch them before the dec is up lol
Skinneh134 > im up for losing another ship!
Kayba Kanade > WOOT
Thionite > Im down.
FaraonAzalee > is that blood lust aeon
Fiedan > i say we war dec them in 24 hours
Azeerin > ouchie
Aeon Tom > fiedan. i'm tempted to agree with you
Kayba Kanade > after this mission, Ill try to find a way to bring my tackler frigate to Motsu
Aeon Tom > yeah don't go any closer than 5 jumps to motsu. otherwise they will syspect we are coming
Aeon Tom > *suspect
Kayba Kanade > but of course
FaraonAzalee > your mad Aeon, quite mad
Ireco > let them be
FaraonAzalee > yeah it's good
Kayba Kanade > so no last minute engagements? :(
Aeon Tom > pretty please ireco *puppy eyes*
Kayba Kanade > ew
Aeon Tom > lol
Kayba Kanade > I just imaged an older man, almost like Scruffy, doing that
Aeon Tom > the perfect gift for your loved one this holiday season: puppy eyes
Aeon Tom > comes with free seal clubs
Kayba Kanade > Make sure theyre fresh!
Kayba Kanade > WARRENTY VOID IF SEAL IF BROKEN
Kayba Kanade > xD
Kayba Kanade > love that pic
Aeon Tom > never seen that
Kayba Kanade > some guy with a golf club, about to wack a seal
Kayba Kanade > and it says what I said in caps
Aeon Tom > aha lol
Aeon Tom > but i still say go for one more raid heh
Valemora > I am doubtful, but I will think about it
Tele Tanker > cannon fodder reporting, just need to know where
FaraonAzalee > follow Tom
Aeon Tom > INTO BATTLE WE STRIDE FOR TONITE WE DINE IN MOTSU!
Aeon Tom > if that inspirational speech doesnt convinve you to attack them i don't know what will
Kayba Kanade > This is madness!
Aeon Tom > THIS IS IRECO INDUSTRIES!

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Funkcikle > support is like, a bra, u use it to hold tits up

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Screaming Blade > Women are like bagpipes, you squeas lick and blow them for a noise that may or may not be apealing.
Aynen > men are like bagpipes, you put in a lot of effort, and all you get back form them is the sound of whining :P
Screaming Blade > Hermaphrodites are like bagpipes, you blow lick squease suck grope and slap, and all you get is a squealing mess everywere.

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Screaming Blade > How the fack did i get 17 cosmic signatures at 100% with 3 probes
Screaming Blade > now if only i could scan a love life like that

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Screaming Blade > /emote streaks naked out of the wormhole "ITS AFTER ME RUN"

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Wedgetail > amarrian faith for one is like a solid tritanium wall
Wedgetail > very difficult to move
Samantha Vosh > Depends
Lee Janssen > Just heat it um....
Lee Janssen > To a few hundred degrees.
Lee Janssen > Watch it melt like butter ...Yummmmm

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Borric CoDion > how much is vent per month anyone know?
jih chop > i THINK it's like $29/mo
jih chop > not sure though PM CAT
Ronin 8797 > I have a spare internet conn at my house could we host it ourselvs?
Borric CoDion > US....SHIT
Mattias Kerensky > ?
Ronin 8797 > ?
jih chop > ?
Borric CoDion > ?
Borric CoDion > hehe
Borric CoDion > afk
Mattias Kerensky > goddamn it
jih chop > what?
Mattias Kerensky > I wanna know what borric was talking about
jih chop > probably because I gave him the $$ in US not seashells or whatever he uses for money there
jih chop > shiny beads?
Mattias Kerensky > rofl
jih chop > strips of poo smeared tree bark?

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Arienna Trishael> Can I ambulate in your POS? :D
Arienna Trishael> ... How come everything I say sounds dirty? :(

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* Icarus clones himself. Clone kills Icarus. Clone is now known as Icarus
<+sica> :<
<+CiFera> Technicly Icarus just masturbated.

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