Paracyte > Ortenz, the sisters probe will not scan Jesus Christ - you need the Angel's Cartel version for that
hunare > its a drake he is fitting of course he is asking for help with shield
hunare > i dont know much about mini ships though. all i know is tape that there, glue this here, and whatch the guns blow people up. XD
hunare > i dont know much about mini ships though. all i know is tape that there, glue this here, and whatch the guns blow people up. XD
Ix_Forres> £1.50 for one of the (perhaps the outright champion) best game of all time
Ix_Forres> http://store.steampowered.com/app/6910/
Entity> mmmmm deus ex
Entity> I wish
Entity> they made a new I-War
Entity> that game was soooo good
Ix_Forres> ...
Ix_Forres> I may have to kill you now
Ix_Forres> Invisible War was a scourge on the Deus Ex franchise
Ix_Forres> http://eidos.http.internapcdn.net/eidos_vitalstream_com/deusex/dx_trlr_ALL_english_ESRB_H264_720p.mov
<&Entity> Ix
<&Entity> I-War
<&Entity> is a game
<&Entity> old old game
<&Entity> spaceships pew pew
<&Entity> also known as Independence War in the US
<&Entity> nothing to do with deus ex
<&Entity> and it was immersive shit
<@Ix_Forres> oh
<@Ix_Forres> well, IWar is also an abbreviation of Invisible War, so... fuck you :D
<&Entity> is that an invitation? :)
Ix_Forres> http://store.steampowered.com/app/6910/
Entity> mmmmm deus ex
Entity> I wish
Entity> they made a new I-War
Entity> that game was soooo good
Ix_Forres> ...
Ix_Forres> I may have to kill you now
Ix_Forres> Invisible War was a scourge on the Deus Ex franchise
Ix_Forres> http://eidos.http.internapcdn.net/eidos_vitalstream_com/deusex/dx_trlr_ALL_english_ESRB_H264_720p.mov
<&Entity> Ix
<&Entity> I-War
<&Entity> is a game
<&Entity> old old game
<&Entity> spaceships pew pew
<&Entity> also known as Independence War in the US
<&Entity> nothing to do with deus ex
<&Entity> and it was immersive shit
<@Ix_Forres> oh
<@Ix_Forres> well, IWar is also an abbreviation of Invisible War, so... fuck you :D
<&Entity> is that an invitation? :)
Jasen Too > So basically you overcharged by 200m?
Jasen Too > or so
Jasen Too > ?
ThePublicEnemy > ummm i guess that sounds ok
Jasen Too > I'm extremely pissed.
Jasen Too > You will be demoted.
Jasen Too > I cannot fucking believe you would scam him for only 200m profit.
Jasen Too > I told you to get at least 350m off every ship.
Jasen Too > What the fuck is wrong with you?
Jasen Too > You got outsmarted by a fucking retarded noob who falls for ship scams.
Jasen Too > Andara, I am sooo sorry for this.
ThePublicEnemy > sorry sir, he seemed poor, i wasnt sure i could get more
Jasen Too > Allow me to personally appologize on everyones behalf.
Jasen Too > I assure you this transgression will be delt with fiercely!
Andara Saeraph > Rofl
Jasen Too > Can I interest you in a Tempest Fleet Issue for cheap?
Andara Saeraph > yes yes it will be
Jasen Too > as our sign of appology?
Andara Saeraph > thanks for the proof I need :0
Jasen Too > Proof?
Jasen Too > Of course he scammed you.
ThePublicEnemy > absolutely
Jasen Too > I will write to CCP myself and tell them.
Jasen Too > Because its fucking BS.
Andara Saeraph > lmao
Jasen Too > I told him 350m minimum profit
Andara Saeraph > minimum?
Jasen Too > he comes back with 200m.
Andara Saeraph > ahaha
Jasen Too > unacceptable.
ThePublicEnemy > hey ummm andara
ThePublicEnemy > can i get that last 150?
ThePublicEnemy > so i dont get in trouble
Andara Saeraph > you guys are funny
Jasen Too > No, this is no laughing matter.
Jasen Too > I am seriously disappoint.
ThePublicEnemy > PLEASEEEEE andara
Jasen Too > I want that 150m NOW.
ThePublicEnemy > im sorry, i wont do it again
Jasen Too > 200m is not even enough for a plex
Jasen Too > wtf?
ThePublicEnemy > i just need that 150, otherwise i get in really really big trouble
Jasen Too > I tell you waht
Jasen Too > You give us the 150m
Jasen Too > and I will give you a Tempest Fleet Issue
Jasen Too > Tempest Fleet Issues sell for 400m isk
Andara Saeraph > tell you what guys
ThePublicEnemy > free?
ThePublicEnemy > dude
Andara Saeraph > you will enjoy the ban
Jasen Too > He should be banned...
Andara Saeraph > free when you want 150m
Jasen Too > seriously
Andara Saeraph > bahaha
Jasen Too > 200m!?
Jasen Too > WTF
Andara Saeraph > you both will be thanks
Jasen Too > or so
Jasen Too > ?
ThePublicEnemy > ummm i guess that sounds ok
Jasen Too > I'm extremely pissed.
Jasen Too > You will be demoted.
Jasen Too > I cannot fucking believe you would scam him for only 200m profit.
Jasen Too > I told you to get at least 350m off every ship.
Jasen Too > What the fuck is wrong with you?
Jasen Too > You got outsmarted by a fucking retarded noob who falls for ship scams.
Jasen Too > Andara, I am sooo sorry for this.
ThePublicEnemy > sorry sir, he seemed poor, i wasnt sure i could get more
Jasen Too > Allow me to personally appologize on everyones behalf.
Jasen Too > I assure you this transgression will be delt with fiercely!
Andara Saeraph > Rofl
Jasen Too > Can I interest you in a Tempest Fleet Issue for cheap?
Andara Saeraph > yes yes it will be
Jasen Too > as our sign of appology?
Andara Saeraph > thanks for the proof I need :0
Jasen Too > Proof?
Jasen Too > Of course he scammed you.
ThePublicEnemy > absolutely
Jasen Too > I will write to CCP myself and tell them.
Jasen Too > Because its fucking BS.
Andara Saeraph > lmao
Jasen Too > I told him 350m minimum profit
Andara Saeraph > minimum?
Jasen Too > he comes back with 200m.
Andara Saeraph > ahaha
Jasen Too > unacceptable.
ThePublicEnemy > hey ummm andara
ThePublicEnemy > can i get that last 150?
ThePublicEnemy > so i dont get in trouble
Andara Saeraph > you guys are funny
Jasen Too > No, this is no laughing matter.
Jasen Too > I am seriously disappoint.
ThePublicEnemy > PLEASEEEEE andara
Jasen Too > I want that 150m NOW.
ThePublicEnemy > im sorry, i wont do it again
Jasen Too > 200m is not even enough for a plex
Jasen Too > wtf?
ThePublicEnemy > i just need that 150, otherwise i get in really really big trouble
Jasen Too > I tell you waht
Jasen Too > You give us the 150m
Jasen Too > and I will give you a Tempest Fleet Issue
Jasen Too > Tempest Fleet Issues sell for 400m isk
Andara Saeraph > tell you what guys
ThePublicEnemy > free?
ThePublicEnemy > dude
Andara Saeraph > you will enjoy the ban
Jasen Too > He should be banned...
Andara Saeraph > free when you want 150m
Jasen Too > seriously
Andara Saeraph > bahaha
Jasen Too > 200m!?
Jasen Too > WTF
Andara Saeraph > you both will be thanks
Valiantx > to be honestly, i wouldn't have gotten this phone if my 3g didn't get soaked in water when i went to bahamas 2 months ago
blackW0LF > water or beer
Valiantx > forgot to take it out before i went scuba diving
Rhamnousia > were you hoping to get a mermaid's number, robbie?
blackW0LF > water or beer
Valiantx > forgot to take it out before i went scuba diving
Rhamnousia > were you hoping to get a mermaid's number, robbie?
<+Chaotica|Sealwarrior> i asked my brother how his new ""girlfriend" looked like
<+Chaotica|Sealwarrior> and he gave me a description of how she cummed 11 times while he only did 3 times
<+zoic> well, he didn't actually say what she looked like. And sounds like he just watched and rewinded a porn clip :P
<+Chaotica|Sealwarrior> and he gave me a description of how she cummed 11 times while he only did 3 times
<+zoic> well, he didn't actually say what she looked like. And sounds like he just watched and rewinded a porn clip :P
Serj Reaper > aww man eve is like literally the worst gate, 100 people in system and almost unplayable lag
Capt Red > well apparently there were 2 x 100man gangs to kill
Odinegras > wasnt it 100x 2man gangs ?
Capt Red > well apparently there were 2 x 100man gangs to kill
Odinegras > wasnt it 100x 2man gangs ?
Unholy Reindeer > McDonalds should be illegal
James Vayne > McDonald's food is quite literally the stools of Satan.
TheZenith > damn right
Unholy Reindeer > aye
Iggzanthas Soulfire > hey my stools i want em back..
TheZenith > we slowly feed them to you
Captain Da > pfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt, plop, *satanic laughter*, would you like fries with that?
James Vayne > lol
Captain Da > How about a side of diabeeetusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
James Vayne > McDonald's food is quite literally the stools of Satan.
TheZenith > damn right
Unholy Reindeer > aye
Iggzanthas Soulfire > hey my stools i want em back..
TheZenith > we slowly feed them to you
Captain Da > pfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt, plop, *satanic laughter*, would you like fries with that?
James Vayne > lol
Captain Da > How about a side of diabeeetusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Troee > I dont mind gays just dont understand them is all
Troee > what can you do with a guy you cant do with a chick? except suck a dick, that does appeal to me
Troee > what can you do with a guy you cant do with a chick? except suck a dick, that does appeal to me
Spartan dax > how's GE atm?
Soltueur > blue'er then a nato helmet
Soltueur > blue'er then a nato helmet