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Sergej > btw atan, what's the procedure for my acceptance as a full time member to jericho? you guys plan to have a meeting? just wanted to say that if it's up to me, after 12 days here I can say I like it
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Ferso Las > What is Agression Countdown?
Aniara Sweet > logoff-cheat protection...
Ferso Las > so you cant logoff while that is active?
Duby > i loged of while the countdown was still going
Duby > in station
Aniara Sweet > you can... but your ship will hang in space...
Glacier > you can....but your ships' still there and you can still get shot
Duby > lol
Ferso Las > hehe..Im inside a station..think Ill chance it
Jimmy Jazz > not sure what the longest
weve kept someone here for is
Jimmy Jazz > getting in is easy enough its
getting out again :)
JLobes > lol
JLobes > its like a roach motel.
Farzaga > I just got back to the game after being gone for a couple days because my ex-dog chewed through my internet cable outside :(
Hellspawn01 > hahaha
Hellspawn01 > have you ever heard of omgrawr?
Ratzap > *sigh* You see Far, HS has this strange fetish
Keto > more than 1 I think :)
Crystal Echoes > i have a frig i don't mind getting killed
Lorde Falcao > sure
Crystal Echoes > where you want me?
Crystal Echoes > <-- this person is expendable
Sleyha > my house
jonus Rath > lol
Crystal Echoes > bad sleyha bad
Sleyha > ;)
Gothikia > sooo... thats what you do during the boring station taking huh?
* cordy is gonna shut up before loxy bitchslaps her again
Alzahk > well shipsex might seem innocent enough... til one of you accidentally hits the self destruct
Gothikia > now that would be some orgasim!
Reiisha > ok, is it wrong if i want to have sex with my brutix?
Crowbiwan > I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.. does that count? :P
Sleepy Dane > Crowbiwan 95% of all men have insane vagina-penetration desires, you're not "special"
GM Spiral waves a magic want
GM Spiral > err, wand
ApophisXP > lol
JimBob666 > lol
Shreyaz > lmao
Saffronia > lol
Sable Schroedinger > if this is the bit where you dress up like a fireman and strip, I'll pass on the RP for tonight ;-)
TECOR > which means no
Sable Schroedinger > actually it means, I'm making a gladiators leather "skirt" for want of a better word, and a little distracted for anything heavy
TECOR > ffs that really is the end:)
TECOR > and you say i'm wierd with the fireman thing fuck it:)
Sable Schroedinger > and I didn't say you were wierd for the fireman thing/ just that I wasn't in the mood ;-)
Sable Schroedinger > too much of a good thing, burns you out, ya know? like mining :P
Sable Schroedinger > what can I say. leather skirts are a turn off
TECOR > firemen don't wear leather skirts.....hmm unless i'm doing it wrong
TECOR > /emote runs to the costume shop to kick off
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