Sergej > btw atan, what's the procedure for my acceptance as a full time member to jericho? you guys plan to have a meeting? just wanted to say that if it's up to me, after 12 days here I can say I like it
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Onigumo > what is chuck?
Trey Azagthoth > wtf
Trey Azagthoth > mere mortal
Trey Azagthoth > dont fuck with chuck
Trey Azagthoth > Chuck Fucking Norris
Trey Azagthoth > the most wtfpwnage motherfucker since Mr. T
Onigumo > well =P i been mostly just grinding skills =/ cant play much longer then 2 hrs every few days
Onigumo > oh that chuck
Onigumo > thought u ment some stupid uber NPC
Trey Azagthoth > -_-
GoGo Yubari > ...
0Virtu0 > ...
Trey Azagthoth > wtf
Trey Azagthoth > mere mortal
Trey Azagthoth > dont fuck with chuck
Trey Azagthoth > Chuck Fucking Norris
Trey Azagthoth > the most wtfpwnage motherfucker since Mr. T
Onigumo > well =P i been mostly just grinding skills =/ cant play much longer then 2 hrs every few days
Onigumo > oh that chuck
Onigumo > thought u ment some stupid uber NPC
Trey Azagthoth > -_-
GoGo Yubari > ...
0Virtu0 > ...
Jacob Etienne > i love how the terminator movies present an analogy of the tier/t2 system in EVE
Jacob Etienne > first movie - bad guy has a tier one terminator, good guy has tier one human with leet skills - good wins
Jacob Etienne > second - bad guy has tier 2 terminator, good guy has tier one terminator with leet skills, good guy wins
Promon Delnai > only in eve
Promon Delnai > T2 equipment = good skills
Jacob Etienne > third, - bad guy has tech 2 terminator, good guy has tier one terminator, who smartbombs the bad guy to death - good guy wins
Jacob Etienne > i = clevar.
Promon Delnai > never saw the third one
Promon Delnai > heard it was crap
Jacob Etienne > it was
Jacob Etienne > it was/is
Jacob Etienne > its true though
Promon Delnai > but your analogy doesnt work
Promon Delnai > because having T2 gear = having good skills, to use the T2 gear
Jacob Etienne > first one, bad guy brings terminator - basically a tough human.. second one, bad guy brings uber terminator which can make stabby weapons... third one, bad guy brings a terminator that can shoot things and make guns
Jacob Etienne > i said tier 2
Jacob Etienne > not tech II
Jacob Etienne > as in raven = tier II caldari BS
Jacob Etienne > its like in the first one, they brought a scorp back in time
Jacob Etienne > who got pwnt by a ferox with t2 gear
Promon Delnai > to fight a ferox
Jacob Etienne > second one, they brought back a raven, who got pwnt by a scorp
Jacob Etienne > third, they brought back a carrier
Jacob Etienne > who got pwnt by a smartbomb scorp
Promon Delnai > i wouldnt want to smartbomb a carreir to death
Promon Delnai > tahtd be tedious
Jacob Etienne > ok, the analogy breaks down there
Jacob Etienne > maybe a HAC instead of a carrier
Jacob Etienne > first movie - bad guy has a tier one terminator, good guy has tier one human with leet skills - good wins
Jacob Etienne > second - bad guy has tier 2 terminator, good guy has tier one terminator with leet skills, good guy wins
Promon Delnai > only in eve
Promon Delnai > T2 equipment = good skills
Jacob Etienne > third, - bad guy has tech 2 terminator, good guy has tier one terminator, who smartbombs the bad guy to death - good guy wins
Jacob Etienne > i = clevar.
Promon Delnai > never saw the third one
Promon Delnai > heard it was crap
Jacob Etienne > it was
Jacob Etienne > it was/is
Jacob Etienne > its true though
Promon Delnai > but your analogy doesnt work
Promon Delnai > because having T2 gear = having good skills, to use the T2 gear
Jacob Etienne > first one, bad guy brings terminator - basically a tough human.. second one, bad guy brings uber terminator which can make stabby weapons... third one, bad guy brings a terminator that can shoot things and make guns
Jacob Etienne > i said tier 2
Jacob Etienne > not tech II
Jacob Etienne > as in raven = tier II caldari BS
Jacob Etienne > its like in the first one, they brought a scorp back in time
Jacob Etienne > who got pwnt by a ferox with t2 gear
Promon Delnai > to fight a ferox
Jacob Etienne > second one, they brought back a raven, who got pwnt by a scorp
Jacob Etienne > third, they brought back a carrier
Jacob Etienne > who got pwnt by a smartbomb scorp
Promon Delnai > i wouldnt want to smartbomb a carreir to death
Promon Delnai > tahtd be tedious
Jacob Etienne > ok, the analogy breaks down there
Jacob Etienne > maybe a HAC instead of a carrier
Pilk > How long do you suppose you can hold them together before everyone leaves to jack off or go to bed or whatever?
EL Scorpio > we working on supplying everyoen with some ecstasy so once that is doen we can keep it up a bit ;(
Pilk > er, actually, Ecstasy is an aphrodisiac, so that's oddly appropriate.
EL Scorpio > :)
EL Scorpio > we working on supplying everyoen with some ecstasy so once that is doen we can keep it up a bit ;(
Pilk > er, actually, Ecstasy is an aphrodisiac, so that's oddly appropriate.
EL Scorpio > :)
<Molle> im afraid of spiders.
Devick Baalreth > Any salvagers?
AK Archangel > for what ?
Devick Baalreth > salvage
AK Archangel > for what ?
Devick Baalreth > salvage
<ace234> sometimes i feel remorse, i just killed a navitas with an abaddon
<Joe_Monso|ON_AIR> Sokhar, get me a sammmich
<KomradeVirtunov> lol @ song
* Sokhar makes joe a roat beef ham and cheddar, with ranch, on croissants
<Joe_Monso|ON_AIR> Ooooh...
<Joe_Monso|ON_AIR> Making me hungrier
<Sokhar> i just had left over sweet and sour chicken
<Sokhar> sweet like stavros's mouth, and sour like dobb's ass
<Sokhar> ;/
<KomradeVirtunov> lol @ song
* Sokhar makes joe a roat beef ham and cheddar, with ranch, on croissants
<Joe_Monso|ON_AIR> Ooooh...
<Joe_Monso|ON_AIR> Making me hungrier
<Sokhar> i just had left over sweet and sour chicken
<Sokhar> sweet like stavros's mouth, and sour like dobb's ass
<Sokhar> ;/
knifee > i've got an outpost in my pants
SpiritOne > they wanted an FC, i see n opertunity to complety destroy an alliances capital fleet with 90% of there pilots having no hope of affordign another... :D