Ishta Yun > YEA BECAUSE IM GOING TO FIGHT ALL OF YOU
Ishta Yun > BRB
Joker O'Texas > one time, in band camp, I heard that only child molesters type in all caps, apparently its cool to underage children
Ming Tao > define underage
Ishta Yun > BUT MOTHER SAID BEING A CHILD MOLESTER WOULD BE HONORABLE...
Ishta Yun > O AND LOL U WENT TO BAND CAMP
Joker O'Texas > with your mom
Khani Azsh > this is boring, i'm gonna go jerk off...bbl
Ishta Yun > BRB
Joker O'Texas > one time, in band camp, I heard that only child molesters type in all caps, apparently its cool to underage children
Ming Tao > define underage
Ishta Yun > BUT MOTHER SAID BEING A CHILD MOLESTER WOULD BE HONORABLE...
Ishta Yun > O AND LOL U WENT TO BAND CAMP
Joker O'Texas > with your mom
Khani Azsh > this is boring, i'm gonna go jerk off...bbl
ZZ Stop > There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled her vagina with glue.
When they paid to get in,
She said with a grin,
You must pay to get out of it too
Who filled her vagina with glue.
When they paid to get in,
She said with a grin,
You must pay to get out of it too
S0METIMES > i got to put the piza in the oven
wardo653 > its pizza preventing the fleet from going up here as well
wardo653 > its pizza preventing the fleet from going up here as well
Pliskkenn> Lol Verone
Allant Doran> i could tell that was him, he just LOOKS noocassel
Pliskkenn> Hahaha
Allant Doran> slightly receeded hair, wonky features like he's always recovering from a fight.
Allant Doran> i could tell that was him, he just LOOKS noocassel
Pliskkenn> Hahaha
Allant Doran> slightly receeded hair, wonky features like he's always recovering from a fight.
hunare > its a drake he is fitting of course he is asking for help with shield
hunare > i dont know much about mini ships though. all i know is tape that there, glue this here, and whatch the guns blow people up. XD
hunare > i dont know much about mini ships though. all i know is tape that there, glue this here, and whatch the guns blow people up. XD
john lost > ROUTC SleeperService y would u self destruct
Civ Zomas > He loves the feel of vacuum on his pod. Especially when the waste valve opens...
Civ Zomas > He loves the feel of vacuum on his pod. Especially when the waste valve opens...
Jasen Too > So basically you overcharged by 200m?
Jasen Too > or so
Jasen Too > ?
ThePublicEnemy > ummm i guess that sounds ok
Jasen Too > I'm extremely pissed.
Jasen Too > You will be demoted.
Jasen Too > I cannot fucking believe you would scam him for only 200m profit.
Jasen Too > I told you to get at least 350m off every ship.
Jasen Too > What the fuck is wrong with you?
Jasen Too > You got outsmarted by a fucking retarded noob who falls for ship scams.
Jasen Too > Andara, I am sooo sorry for this.
ThePublicEnemy > sorry sir, he seemed poor, i wasnt sure i could get more
Jasen Too > Allow me to personally appologize on everyones behalf.
Jasen Too > I assure you this transgression will be delt with fiercely!
Andara Saeraph > Rofl
Jasen Too > Can I interest you in a Tempest Fleet Issue for cheap?
Andara Saeraph > yes yes it will be
Jasen Too > as our sign of appology?
Andara Saeraph > thanks for the proof I need :0
Jasen Too > Proof?
Jasen Too > Of course he scammed you.
ThePublicEnemy > absolutely
Jasen Too > I will write to CCP myself and tell them.
Jasen Too > Because its fucking BS.
Andara Saeraph > lmao
Jasen Too > I told him 350m minimum profit
Andara Saeraph > minimum?
Jasen Too > he comes back with 200m.
Andara Saeraph > ahaha
Jasen Too > unacceptable.
ThePublicEnemy > hey ummm andara
ThePublicEnemy > can i get that last 150?
ThePublicEnemy > so i dont get in trouble
Andara Saeraph > you guys are funny
Jasen Too > No, this is no laughing matter.
Jasen Too > I am seriously disappoint.
ThePublicEnemy > PLEASEEEEE andara
Jasen Too > I want that 150m NOW.
ThePublicEnemy > im sorry, i wont do it again
Jasen Too > 200m is not even enough for a plex
Jasen Too > wtf?
ThePublicEnemy > i just need that 150, otherwise i get in really really big trouble
Jasen Too > I tell you waht
Jasen Too > You give us the 150m
Jasen Too > and I will give you a Tempest Fleet Issue
Jasen Too > Tempest Fleet Issues sell for 400m isk
Andara Saeraph > tell you what guys
ThePublicEnemy > free?
ThePublicEnemy > dude
Andara Saeraph > you will enjoy the ban
Jasen Too > He should be banned...
Andara Saeraph > free when you want 150m
Jasen Too > seriously
Andara Saeraph > bahaha
Jasen Too > 200m!?
Jasen Too > WTF
Andara Saeraph > you both will be thanks
Jasen Too > or so
Jasen Too > ?
ThePublicEnemy > ummm i guess that sounds ok
Jasen Too > I'm extremely pissed.
Jasen Too > You will be demoted.
Jasen Too > I cannot fucking believe you would scam him for only 200m profit.
Jasen Too > I told you to get at least 350m off every ship.
Jasen Too > What the fuck is wrong with you?
Jasen Too > You got outsmarted by a fucking retarded noob who falls for ship scams.
Jasen Too > Andara, I am sooo sorry for this.
ThePublicEnemy > sorry sir, he seemed poor, i wasnt sure i could get more
Jasen Too > Allow me to personally appologize on everyones behalf.
Jasen Too > I assure you this transgression will be delt with fiercely!
Andara Saeraph > Rofl
Jasen Too > Can I interest you in a Tempest Fleet Issue for cheap?
Andara Saeraph > yes yes it will be
Jasen Too > as our sign of appology?
Andara Saeraph > thanks for the proof I need :0
Jasen Too > Proof?
Jasen Too > Of course he scammed you.
ThePublicEnemy > absolutely
Jasen Too > I will write to CCP myself and tell them.
Jasen Too > Because its fucking BS.
Andara Saeraph > lmao
Jasen Too > I told him 350m minimum profit
Andara Saeraph > minimum?
Jasen Too > he comes back with 200m.
Andara Saeraph > ahaha
Jasen Too > unacceptable.
ThePublicEnemy > hey ummm andara
ThePublicEnemy > can i get that last 150?
ThePublicEnemy > so i dont get in trouble
Andara Saeraph > you guys are funny
Jasen Too > No, this is no laughing matter.
Jasen Too > I am seriously disappoint.
ThePublicEnemy > PLEASEEEEE andara
Jasen Too > I want that 150m NOW.
ThePublicEnemy > im sorry, i wont do it again
Jasen Too > 200m is not even enough for a plex
Jasen Too > wtf?
ThePublicEnemy > i just need that 150, otherwise i get in really really big trouble
Jasen Too > I tell you waht
Jasen Too > You give us the 150m
Jasen Too > and I will give you a Tempest Fleet Issue
Jasen Too > Tempest Fleet Issues sell for 400m isk
Andara Saeraph > tell you what guys
ThePublicEnemy > free?
ThePublicEnemy > dude
Andara Saeraph > you will enjoy the ban
Jasen Too > He should be banned...
Andara Saeraph > free when you want 150m
Jasen Too > seriously
Andara Saeraph > bahaha
Jasen Too > 200m!?
Jasen Too > WTF
Andara Saeraph > you both will be thanks
Valiantx > to be honestly, i wouldn't have gotten this phone if my 3g didn't get soaked in water when i went to bahamas 2 months ago
blackW0LF > water or beer
Valiantx > forgot to take it out before i went scuba diving
Rhamnousia > were you hoping to get a mermaid's number, robbie?
blackW0LF > water or beer
Valiantx > forgot to take it out before i went scuba diving
Rhamnousia > were you hoping to get a mermaid's number, robbie?
Serj Reaper > aww man eve is like literally the worst gate, 100 people in system and almost unplayable lag
Capt Red > well apparently there were 2 x 100man gangs to kill
Odinegras > wasnt it 100x 2man gangs ?
Capt Red > well apparently there were 2 x 100man gangs to kill
Odinegras > wasnt it 100x 2man gangs ?
Unholy Reindeer > McDonalds should be illegal
James Vayne > McDonald's food is quite literally the stools of Satan.
TheZenith > damn right
Unholy Reindeer > aye
Iggzanthas Soulfire > hey my stools i want em back..
TheZenith > we slowly feed them to you
Captain Da > pfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt, plop, *satanic laughter*, would you like fries with that?
James Vayne > lol
Captain Da > How about a side of diabeeetusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
James Vayne > McDonald's food is quite literally the stools of Satan.
TheZenith > damn right
Unholy Reindeer > aye
Iggzanthas Soulfire > hey my stools i want em back..
TheZenith > we slowly feed them to you
Captain Da > pfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt, plop, *satanic laughter*, would you like fries with that?
James Vayne > lol
Captain Da > How about a side of diabeeetusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss