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#12024 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Naomi Wildfire > you cant dance your name?
Canine Fiend > I've been drinking
Canine Fiend > I can dance to anything Iw ant
Flores Negras > Mate you drink 6/7 nights
Flores Negras > can you not turn alcholic please
Canine Fiend > Bro, it's cool
Canine Fiend > I've got a golden voice
Canine Fiend > if life has taught me anything, it's that as long as I have a golden voice I can be the biggest criminal ever

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<Ulviirala> Look at your beer, now look at me, look back at your beer, now back at me, you could drink that beer if you were me. Now look back at your beer, your beer is now empty. I'm in a bar.

#12038 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Kael Jorensen > Dodixie local is the Jerry Springer Show of the EvE universe

#12057 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Waci > You don't fap while missioning
Waci > You're supposed to save that for large fleet ops

#12132 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Stitcher > not to mention I never did manage to say my piece on the whole "polished vs new" thing thanks to my cockgargling internet
Andreus Ixiris > See the whole inventive profanity thing just makes it even more awesome
Stitcher > pigdograbbitpelicanaardvarkstoat!
Andreus Ixiris > That's just a description of an indecisive furry

#12138 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

LittlePhish > my penis is leaking more than my shield hp

#12139 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Azrael Dawnbringer > Yeah asteroids pwns, but id miss all the damn spread sheets ya know
Bren Steiner > Spread 'dem sheets baby
Azrael Dawnbringer > fuck! be gentle!
Bren Steiner > never!
Azrael Dawnbringer > Ok no vasaline for you.

#12149 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Ogammi Itto: Thanks for podding me last night. My nan had fallen down the stairs and I was AFK for several hours whilst the ambulance came. It topped my evening off whn I came back to an empty clone in a station!
Tyr Draco: Thanks for the tears ! :)

#12153 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Arwen Ariniel > frack.....
Arwen Ariniel > i'm out of whiskey.....
CTken > "Picked a hell of a day to run out of whiskey."
Arwen Ariniel > You got no idea, chicken, thank god i got twenty bottles of wine left :p

#12156 + ( 0 ) -inappropriate?

Lucas Sator > i want to attack one of the patrol ships just to see how fast they would vaporize me
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround

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