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Taya Dentano > but you dont have a penis just yet XP
Duckeye > not circumsized huh
Magical Hippy > yes silacon and lead
Taya Dentano > welcome to being ken doll actualy
Duckeye > oh, great
Taya Dentano > jeez relax I have like 4 penises I can give you

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questioner > can u use tractor beams to pull cargo containars to a station
Jonaaz Dsz > yes
Jonaaz Dsz > as long as u dont warp
Jonaaz Dsz > mind u .. its probably gonna take u a year or so ;)
questioner > lol
Jonaaz Dsz > the closest station i have here is 4.5 AU
Jonaaz Dsz > at 1500ms thats going to take me round 125000 hours
Jonaaz Dsz > or some 5000 odd days
Tira Mitzu > tractor beam isn't capable of keeping up at 1500M/S 499m/s max ^^
Tira Mitzu > so 125000*3

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Vogue > eve is pendulum wars, an infinite war
sodney > u should be slapped for saying that :P
Vogue > suck my plumbs
sodney > i dont suck sterile fruit ;p
sodney > /emote *kelso face* BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Sakartrina > hey there super hornit
DraLaFi > i haven't been single that long... o.0 have i? :)
Devalis > Yes
Vernn Miller > still have skin on yer right hand?
Devalis > How about your left?
DraLaFi > /emote chks both hands *uhm.. yes? theres skin on them still*
Vernn Miller > right...
Devalis > Your left foot?

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Solvita > 03:35:58 Notify You cannot change your ship harmonic while your ship is inside of a force field or the resulting forces would tear it apart (your ship that is).
Nemar Tel'Narin > LMFAO!!!!
Solvita > CCP really needs to stop getting high at lunch then coming back to write notifications
Eilof > lol
Nemar Tel'Narin > They are drunk while on the clock. I know one of them. They all have mini fridges full of beer in their cubicles.

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dhart > You guys are so insensitive to this poor brave care bear, And its giving me a boner.

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DraLaFi > afternoon :)
Splinters thorn > dra u busy
DraLaFi > not more then usual, whats up ?
Splinters thorn > cn we go prvt for a few
DraLaFi > sure, you can tell me all your dirty secrets then ;)
Stefan Kozlowski > lol
DraLaFi > Stefan *hint* www.omgrawr.net

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Ariartus > sard was telling jalif about how that gang was running away from our basis of dom last night :)
Ariartus > dom*
Ariartus > ffs
Ariartus > doom**
Taudia > basilisks of dominix?
Ariartus > yeah sard brings the basi I bring the bdsm

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Shae Tiann > old 'toon was cuter :p
Caellach Marellus > With the fuck ugly chin and grumpy face?
Shae Tiann > current 'toon has a definite 'Vince' look :p
Caellach Marellus > Now shae's got a proper pretty boy gallente
Shae Tiann > pf
Caellach Marellus > Vince has the emo lighting and pose
Shae Tiann > Verone's got the 'pretty boy' face
Caellach Marellus > Cael looks like joey from friends
Shae Tiann > Shae's kid brother has the 'prety boy' face
Shae Tiann > who? which one was that?
Caellach Marellus > Matt Le Blanc
Caellach Marellus > "How you doin?"
Shae Tiann > names, names
Shae Tiann > I never watched Friends
Caellach Marellus > He was in Lost in Space, the really crpa movie
Shae Tiann > was he the moronic one?
Caellach Marellus > YES
Caellach Marellus > Wait... they were all morons really
Shae Tiann > I've *heard* Friends episodes while I've been making dinner in my last place
Caellach Marellus > See, Cael looks like that pretty boy moron!
Shae Tiann > . . . you realise this doesn't do Cael any favours, dear

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Ishta Yun > YEA BECAUSE IM GOING TO FIGHT ALL OF YOU
Ishta Yun > BRB
Joker O'Texas > one time, in band camp, I heard that only child molesters type in all caps, apparently its cool to underage children
Ming Tao > define underage
Ishta Yun > BUT MOTHER SAID BEING A CHILD MOLESTER WOULD BE HONORABLE...
Ishta Yun > O AND LOL U WENT TO BAND CAMP
Joker O'Texas > with your mom
Khani Azsh > this is boring, i'm gonna go jerk off...bbl

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