om rootingking > so your dick is an ugly midget that pukes uncontrollably 30 seconds into the action?
MrR9 > who told you?
WhoIsThisIs > i didnt....
om rootingking > there's this site...
Korinne > 30secs seems atypically long for a guy
Korinne > i mean the world record is like 2 mins isnt it?
Korinne > there was a documented case by Kinsey of a guy that could do it in less than 3 seconds
MrR9 > amazing
om rootingking > what a hero
MrR9 > who told you?
WhoIsThisIs > i didnt....
om rootingking > there's this site...
Korinne > 30secs seems atypically long for a guy
Korinne > i mean the world record is like 2 mins isnt it?
Korinne > there was a documented case by Kinsey of a guy that could do it in less than 3 seconds
MrR9 > amazing
om rootingking > what a hero
King Krull Deathdealer> With the amount of sexual pleasure I derive from hurting the weak, in ten years I won't be able to reach climax unless I'l also stomping on a basket of newborns.
Ravien Kariak > damnit i can only change minor details.. well i added a better hairdo and tattoo.. he looks less likely to be found in the gay district of manchester now
Korinne > theres only one gay district in manchester?
Ravien Kariak > its a pretty big district
Paul Brosnan > the gays are of average size though
Korinne > theres only one gay district in manchester?
Ravien Kariak > its a pretty big district
Paul Brosnan > the gays are of average size though
Alice Elmdor > ah if you dont want to work you can come in my country :D
Korinne > i wanna work, i just also wanna rake in extra money from abusing the system
Korinne > it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Solstice Project > when you have sex, you can have that feeling too.
Korinne > i wanna work, i just also wanna rake in extra money from abusing the system
Korinne > it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Solstice Project > when you have sex, you can have that feeling too.
CelFea Dar > o/ hey guys
CelFea Dar > wassup?
Valhala King > runing
jih chop > what are you ruining?
CelFea Dar > he said "runing" Jih....as in Old Viking alphabet runes and shit......not "ruining" like messing things up.. *haha*
CelFea Dar > man, I am tired
jih chop > lol
jih chop > I thought of that too
jih chop > but couldn't work it into anything funny
CelFea Dar > yea I don't think the vikings used runes....oh well
CelFea Dar > I tried
jih chop > they did
Valhala King > they use dunes
CelFea Dar > I saw that movie, Dune.....it was kewl
jih chop > and mule powered dune carts
CelFea Dar > those were "dung" carts...and they mule-powered in several ways
jih chop > which are most fun if you can get one of the viking to make engine sounds as you slowly crawl over the dune
jih chop > hey - I tend to lose track opf time
CelFea Dar > Bridge to Engine Room -- Von Erik, we need more power!
jih chop > tomotrow when the meeting starts, just drag me in pz
CelFea Dar > meeting? tomorrow?
Valhala King > but sir we are given her all we got
CelFea Dar > wait, what is today?
jih chop > Dammit Jim! I'm a plunderer not an oarsman!
jih chop > today is the worst day of the rest of your life
Valhala King > <=== is a baiter
Valhala King > master at it
CelFea Dar > haha, Bridge to Engine room, STROKE, STROKE dammit, STROKE!
jih chop > this convo is giving me one
Valhala King > no yesterday was the easiest day
Valhala King > stroke stroke
jih chop > wow - I am SO tired that I just typed have a sentence -
jih chop > and EVERY word I type was spelled and typed correctly
Valhala King > get soem rest dude
jih chop > but was THE WRONG WORD
CelFea Dar > haha
jih chop > seriously - who instead of how, no instead of know, etc
Valhala King > hun?
jih chop > so, what I meant to type was,
Valhala King > i am lost which is not hard to do can some one show me the way
jih chop > Who wants to know how to teacha woman to squirt when she orgasms>
Valhala King > it is that membery thing
Valhala King > acting up
jih chop > it's the dyslexia dragon rampaging because I'm too tired to keep it in check
jih chop > and speaking of dragon
jih chop > lets all go into alliance chat and type like he talks
CelFea Dar > wow, we went from vikings, to squirting orgasm dragons....hahah...no wonder we're lost
jih chop > is is is is anyone anyone anyone going going to to to to make make a jump tonight?
jih chop > we're not lost
jih chop > we have a viking
jih chop > wherever we land we own
jih chop > including conneticut
jih chop > where they have found viking runes
jih chop > AND we've now come full circle
jih chop > I won
CelFea Dar > wassup?
Valhala King > runing
jih chop > what are you ruining?
CelFea Dar > he said "runing" Jih....as in Old Viking alphabet runes and shit......not "ruining" like messing things up.. *haha*
CelFea Dar > man, I am tired
jih chop > lol
jih chop > I thought of that too
jih chop > but couldn't work it into anything funny
CelFea Dar > yea I don't think the vikings used runes....oh well
CelFea Dar > I tried
jih chop > they did
Valhala King > they use dunes
CelFea Dar > I saw that movie, Dune.....it was kewl
jih chop > and mule powered dune carts
CelFea Dar > those were "dung" carts...and they mule-powered in several ways
jih chop > which are most fun if you can get one of the viking to make engine sounds as you slowly crawl over the dune
jih chop > hey - I tend to lose track opf time
CelFea Dar > Bridge to Engine Room -- Von Erik, we need more power!
jih chop > tomotrow when the meeting starts, just drag me in pz
CelFea Dar > meeting? tomorrow?
Valhala King > but sir we are given her all we got
CelFea Dar > wait, what is today?
jih chop > Dammit Jim! I'm a plunderer not an oarsman!
jih chop > today is the worst day of the rest of your life
Valhala King > <=== is a baiter
Valhala King > master at it
CelFea Dar > haha, Bridge to Engine room, STROKE, STROKE dammit, STROKE!
jih chop > this convo is giving me one
Valhala King > no yesterday was the easiest day
Valhala King > stroke stroke
jih chop > wow - I am SO tired that I just typed have a sentence -
jih chop > and EVERY word I type was spelled and typed correctly
Valhala King > get soem rest dude
jih chop > but was THE WRONG WORD
CelFea Dar > haha
jih chop > seriously - who instead of how, no instead of know, etc
Valhala King > hun?
jih chop > so, what I meant to type was,
Valhala King > i am lost which is not hard to do can some one show me the way
jih chop > Who wants to know how to teacha woman to squirt when she orgasms>
Valhala King > it is that membery thing
Valhala King > acting up
jih chop > it's the dyslexia dragon rampaging because I'm too tired to keep it in check
jih chop > and speaking of dragon
jih chop > lets all go into alliance chat and type like he talks
CelFea Dar > wow, we went from vikings, to squirting orgasm dragons....hahah...no wonder we're lost
jih chop > is is is is anyone anyone anyone going going to to to to make make a jump tonight?
jih chop > we're not lost
jih chop > we have a viking
jih chop > wherever we land we own
jih chop > including conneticut
jih chop > where they have found viking runes
jih chop > AND we've now come full circle
jih chop > I won
Ava Starfire > We need a piglet and a body condom
Tiberius Wenchel > No one ever answered my semen question.
Uraniae Fehrnah > ....semen question?
Morwen Lagann > Tib, ask your Vegan Shaman or whatever you guys go to for guidance :p
Tiberius Wenchel > I'm not a vegan.
Morwen Lagann > ... Okay, ask a vegan shaman, etc.
Tiberius Wenchel > I have considered it though, and would like to know if I would be able to swallow semen.
Louella Dougans > it's probably ok
Kalaratiri > It's all natural!
Repentence Tyrathlion > /emote is a vegan and has been asked this before
Morwen Lagann > lmao
Louella Dougans > the logical extension of it not being OK would be the extinction of humanity
Alizabeth Vea > Whoa
Norrin Ellis > This conversation has turned kinda gross.
Alizabeth Vea > full stop
Repentence Tyrathlion > I never bothered to work out an answer, mind.
Louella Dougans > cos of mulk
Louella Dougans > anywayz
Tiberius Wenchel > I think probably no, unless it was your own.
Uraniae Fehrnah > ....semen question?
Morwen Lagann > Tib, ask your Vegan Shaman or whatever you guys go to for guidance :p
Tiberius Wenchel > I'm not a vegan.
Morwen Lagann > ... Okay, ask a vegan shaman, etc.
Tiberius Wenchel > I have considered it though, and would like to know if I would be able to swallow semen.
Louella Dougans > it's probably ok
Kalaratiri > It's all natural!
Repentence Tyrathlion > /emote is a vegan and has been asked this before
Morwen Lagann > lmao
Louella Dougans > the logical extension of it not being OK would be the extinction of humanity
Alizabeth Vea > Whoa
Norrin Ellis > This conversation has turned kinda gross.
Alizabeth Vea > full stop
Repentence Tyrathlion > I never bothered to work out an answer, mind.
Louella Dougans > cos of mulk
Louella Dougans > anywayz
Tiberius Wenchel > I think probably no, unless it was your own.
Alexsus industrial > my beers warm!
Alexsus industrial > NOOOOEESSSSS
Alexsus industrial > its only been sat there like 10 mins
Alexsus industrial > ;[
Itiria > omg
Joyeuse Almacia > Drinking and flying? Isn't that illegal?
Alexsus industrial > its on autopilot
Alexsus industrial > i guess
Joyeuse Almacia > Well, don't let Aura drink, then.
Alexsus industrial > sorta like being in a parked car drinking a bear
Alexsus industrial > beer
Joyeuse Almacia > Bear drinking, huh?
Alexsus industrial > but yeah aura has a sexy voice, she'll disagree, but she does
Alexsus industrial > punch that bear in the face!
Joyeuse Almacia > Hmm... I wouldn't mind making a duet with Aura.
Alexsus industrial > think i need to make a dub of auras tutorials
Alexsus industrial > Please undock when ready, WOBWOBWOBWOOB
Alexsus industrial > BBUUUUURRRRWUBWUBWUB
Alexsus industrial > NOOOOEESSSSS
Alexsus industrial > its only been sat there like 10 mins
Alexsus industrial > ;[
Itiria > omg
Joyeuse Almacia > Drinking and flying? Isn't that illegal?
Alexsus industrial > its on autopilot
Alexsus industrial > i guess
Joyeuse Almacia > Well, don't let Aura drink, then.
Alexsus industrial > sorta like being in a parked car drinking a bear
Alexsus industrial > beer
Joyeuse Almacia > Bear drinking, huh?
Alexsus industrial > but yeah aura has a sexy voice, she'll disagree, but she does
Alexsus industrial > punch that bear in the face!
Joyeuse Almacia > Hmm... I wouldn't mind making a duet with Aura.
Alexsus industrial > think i need to make a dub of auras tutorials
Alexsus industrial > Please undock when ready, WOBWOBWOBWOOB
Alexsus industrial > BBUUUUURRRRWUBWUBWUB
jih chop > and what was that I heard about me a minute ago on TS?
jih chop > someone was talking to me and I heard my name mentioned but not hte context
Valhala King > no it was pb being polite
jih chop > oh, lol, kk
Valhala King > about ur post
Valhala King > on the fourm
Valhala King > being a big one
jih chop > it's friggin huge
jih chop > and getting bigger
Valhala King > awesome
jih chop > if it was a penis all 7 women who play eve would be applying to PMS right now.
jih chop > someone was talking to me and I heard my name mentioned but not hte context
Valhala King > no it was pb being polite
jih chop > oh, lol, kk
Valhala King > about ur post
Valhala King > on the fourm
Valhala King > being a big one
jih chop > it's friggin huge
jih chop > and getting bigger
Valhala King > awesome
jih chop > if it was a penis all 7 women who play eve would be applying to PMS right now.
Darthzeta > i cant believe my sex is 2
Darthzeta > i need to gank someone
Trinity OMG > omg darth
Darthzeta > and pod them
Trinity OMG > last night you told me you have several penises
Trinity OMG > now you tell me you have 2 sexes
Trinity OMG > wtf is wrong with you dude
Darthzeta > what can i say... it happens
Darthzeta > i need to gank someone
Trinity OMG > omg darth
Darthzeta > and pod them
Trinity OMG > last night you told me you have several penises
Trinity OMG > now you tell me you have 2 sexes
Trinity OMG > wtf is wrong with you dude
Darthzeta > what can i say... it happens