Isis Dea > My masters are Captain, Reverand, and Matsuzawa.... They've blessed my kin with the knowledge of true terrorism....
Wrayeth > Okay, i'm going to loot and salvage these two sites, then say "fuck it".
Bundylicious > I'd say "fuck it" now...and then again later ;p
Porteous Fastener > /emote says "FUCK IT"
Wrayeth > LOL
Wrayeth > Depends on what you're fucking, tbh.
Wrayeth > I mean, if you're talking about farm animals, that's right out.
Wrayeth > Well, not for Dodgy, but for pretty much everyone else.
Wrayeth > /emote grins.
Porteous Fastener > I'd fuck anything that moves, and if it dosent move, I push it
Korvukaal > LMAO
Bundylicious > heartbeat optional :-)
Bundylicious > I'd say "fuck it" now...and then again later ;p
Porteous Fastener > /emote says "FUCK IT"
Wrayeth > LOL
Wrayeth > Depends on what you're fucking, tbh.
Wrayeth > I mean, if you're talking about farm animals, that's right out.
Wrayeth > Well, not for Dodgy, but for pretty much everyone else.
Wrayeth > /emote grins.
Porteous Fastener > I'd fuck anything that moves, and if it dosent move, I push it
Korvukaal > LMAO
Bundylicious > heartbeat optional :-)
Kunnilar > Whats the next ship clas up from my Punisher?
Darth Naul > destroyer or cruiser
Boomninja > Titan
Darth Naul > oh right that to
la pronk > darth's mom
Kunnilar > What can I fly with lvl 4 amarr frigate?
la pronk > la pronk > darth's mom
Boomninja > Why don't we just say God?
Darth Naul > hot damn
la pronk > cruiser
Boomninja > Junnilar, it depends on your play style. YOu can either stay in a frigate and just keep small and fast, or go big and start screwing Darth's mom.
Boomninja > I mean...
Boomninja > Yea.
Darth Naul > hey hey hey
Boomninja > :D
Kunnilar > I get killed too easy lol
Darth Naul > darths mom = pronks mom
Darth Naul > PLOT TWIST!
la pronk > hes adopted
Boomninja > Oh what a twist!
la pronk > PLOT TWIST
Darth Naul > destroyer or cruiser
Boomninja > Titan
Darth Naul > oh right that to
la pronk > darth's mom
Kunnilar > What can I fly with lvl 4 amarr frigate?
la pronk > la pronk > darth's mom
Boomninja > Why don't we just say God?
Darth Naul > hot damn
la pronk > cruiser
Boomninja > Junnilar, it depends on your play style. YOu can either stay in a frigate and just keep small and fast, or go big and start screwing Darth's mom.
Boomninja > I mean...
Boomninja > Yea.
Darth Naul > hey hey hey
Boomninja > :D
Kunnilar > I get killed too easy lol
Darth Naul > darths mom = pronks mom
Darth Naul > PLOT TWIST!
la pronk > hes adopted
Boomninja > Oh what a twist!
la pronk > PLOT TWIST
Hauling Styx > I'm beginning to think I should taunt them
Melodee619 > dont do it
BoSS Stubs > is there a reason that you're watching a gate camp
Melodee619 > carebear it up
BoSS Stubs > i.r. carebear
Antarisa > lol
Hauling Styx > because I'm trying to back to high sec
Dienios > gate camp critics, who can't gate camp themself?
Hauling Styx > and they are in my way
Antarisa > and that's why I love my tengu. gate camps don't affect me. :)
BoSS Stubs > i've been in a gatecamp, im not a total carebear
BoSS Stubs > dont judge.
Antarisa > /emote judges anyway! :)
Melodee619 > you either a carebear or not
Hauling Styx > I'm a WH'er
Melodee619 > that sounded pornish
RearAdmiral SnugglePants > agreed
BoSS Stubs > ...yeah
BoSS Stubs > <3 WH's
BuntBridges > like holes then?
Steeldragonz > care3bear couzen
Antarisa > lol
Antarisa > wormholes are fun
Melodee619 > carebears arent allowed to use l337 talk
BoSS Stubs > li3s.
BuntBridges > what about carebears with teeth?
Hauling Styx > damn
BuntBridges > grrr
Dante Edmundo > carebears dont have teeth
Dante Edmundo > the use dentures
BuntBridges > this one has
Dante Edmundo > 0.0
BuntBridges > didnt say they were mine originally :)
Dante Edmundo > heh
Melodee619 > carebears don have or need teeth were spoonfed
Hauling Styx > u do realize pvp players wouldn't have any teeth w/ out carebears right
Antarisa > lol
Dante Edmundo > heh
BuntBridges > we pull them from their corpses
Melodee619 > pvp's dont ned teeth either jus a straw for carebear tears
Melodee619 > dont do it
BoSS Stubs > is there a reason that you're watching a gate camp
Melodee619 > carebear it up
BoSS Stubs > i.r. carebear
Antarisa > lol
Hauling Styx > because I'm trying to back to high sec
Dienios > gate camp critics, who can't gate camp themself?
Hauling Styx > and they are in my way
Antarisa > and that's why I love my tengu. gate camps don't affect me. :)
BoSS Stubs > i've been in a gatecamp, im not a total carebear
BoSS Stubs > dont judge.
Antarisa > /emote judges anyway! :)
Melodee619 > you either a carebear or not
Hauling Styx > I'm a WH'er
Melodee619 > that sounded pornish
RearAdmiral SnugglePants > agreed
BoSS Stubs > ...yeah
BoSS Stubs > <3 WH's
BuntBridges > like holes then?
Steeldragonz > care3bear couzen
Antarisa > lol
Antarisa > wormholes are fun
Melodee619 > carebears arent allowed to use l337 talk
BoSS Stubs > li3s.
BuntBridges > what about carebears with teeth?
Hauling Styx > damn
BuntBridges > grrr
Dante Edmundo > carebears dont have teeth
Dante Edmundo > the use dentures
BuntBridges > this one has
Dante Edmundo > 0.0
BuntBridges > didnt say they were mine originally :)
Dante Edmundo > heh
Melodee619 > carebears don have or need teeth were spoonfed
Hauling Styx > u do realize pvp players wouldn't have any teeth w/ out carebears right
Antarisa > lol
Dante Edmundo > heh
BuntBridges > we pull them from their corpses
Melodee619 > pvp's dont ned teeth either jus a straw for carebear tears
Vlad Cetes > if verone pays 10m he can be on the V-Team
Verone > i'd rather just heartily laugh, and deny you my presence
Verone > while brushing you aside with a careless flick of my wrist in a very degrading manner
Verone > i'd rather just heartily laugh, and deny you my presence
Verone > while brushing you aside with a careless flick of my wrist in a very degrading manner
Farfnarr > I hear baby is tasty. it's the other other white meat...
qasdfdsaq > whats the first white meat?
Yaroka > Amaar
qasdfdsaq > whats the first white meat?
Yaroka > Amaar
Bronnwynn > ooops
Bronnwynn > glad I've got a passive tank
Fast Eddie > O.o
Bronnwynn > Went afk to fap after entering mission.. sitting here alive still.
Bronnwynn > glad I've got a passive tank
Fast Eddie > O.o
Bronnwynn > Went afk to fap after entering mission.. sitting here alive still.
mulletor > balex back in local
mulletor > oh wait barrel of monkey spunk
Dhante > brb taking a bath
mulletor > oh wait barrel of monkey spunk
Dhante > brb taking a bath
LustBunny > Huh... GM's name is 'Horse'... I wonder if that's how he's hung or what he likes to perform sexual acts with...
Futuristic Eagle > I just caught my dad masturbating over porn
Curse VonPilgrim > and then u decided to share with us
Siphaanu > was it good porn?
Blake Zacary > was it your porn or his own
Futuristic Eagle > Right now, Im more glad of not entering a room then any other occasion in my life.
Futuristic Eagle > This is the same day I found a used condom lying around after he hasnt had a girl over for ages
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Curse VonPilgrim > to much info
Blake Zacary > do you ever leave your gf alone with him ?
KillahB > dude
Curse VonPilgrim > hes got a bf lol
Gixxer 1000 > ouch!
KillahB > or
KillahB > does your bum hurt ?
Gixxer 1000 > Foster's, Australian for beer!
Curse VonPilgrim > Killaaaa EEEWWWWWW
Futuristic Eagle > I haven't introduced my GF to my Dad, and I dont think I will now.
KillahB > lol
Jenina Hawke > Killahs question was kind of relevant :p
Blake Zacary > I can just picture your face when he 'shakes hands' with her
Gixxer 1000 > If she's hot, then he's probably already spanked a few off to her.
Futuristic Eagle > xD
KillahB > cmon
KillahB > dont see hats wrong wth him masturbating to porn
KillahB > its more than natural
Futuristic Eagle > It is wrong when your 17 year old son catches you
Futuristic Eagle > And no, my ass does not hurt :S
Gixxer 1000 > I'm getting ready to throw on off myself over Eagle's GF.
Jenina Hawke > I think it is the "it's a dad, they are not supposed to have sexual fantasies" problem
Siphaanu > quite oppposite, you should learn from your old man
Curse VonPilgrim > hahaha
Futuristic Eagle > I dont want to
Blake Zacary > well like they say , you can beat an egg , you can even beat your enemies but you can't beat a good wank !
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Futuristic Eagle > Im gonna go throw up now, BRB.
Gixxer 1000 > Be careful to use the "right" towel!
Blake Zacary > something about mary came to mind
Curse VonPilgrim > and then u decided to share with us
Siphaanu > was it good porn?
Blake Zacary > was it your porn or his own
Futuristic Eagle > Right now, Im more glad of not entering a room then any other occasion in my life.
Futuristic Eagle > This is the same day I found a used condom lying around after he hasnt had a girl over for ages
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Curse VonPilgrim > to much info
Blake Zacary > do you ever leave your gf alone with him ?
KillahB > dude
Curse VonPilgrim > hes got a bf lol
Gixxer 1000 > ouch!
KillahB > or
KillahB > does your bum hurt ?
Gixxer 1000 > Foster's, Australian for beer!
Curse VonPilgrim > Killaaaa EEEWWWWWW
Futuristic Eagle > I haven't introduced my GF to my Dad, and I dont think I will now.
KillahB > lol
Jenina Hawke > Killahs question was kind of relevant :p
Blake Zacary > I can just picture your face when he 'shakes hands' with her
Gixxer 1000 > If she's hot, then he's probably already spanked a few off to her.
Futuristic Eagle > xD
KillahB > cmon
KillahB > dont see hats wrong wth him masturbating to porn
KillahB > its more than natural
Futuristic Eagle > It is wrong when your 17 year old son catches you
Futuristic Eagle > And no, my ass does not hurt :S
Gixxer 1000 > I'm getting ready to throw on off myself over Eagle's GF.
Jenina Hawke > I think it is the "it's a dad, they are not supposed to have sexual fantasies" problem
Siphaanu > quite oppposite, you should learn from your old man
Curse VonPilgrim > hahaha
Futuristic Eagle > I dont want to
Blake Zacary > well like they say , you can beat an egg , you can even beat your enemies but you can't beat a good wank !
Gixxer 1000 > lol
Futuristic Eagle > Im gonna go throw up now, BRB.
Gixxer 1000 > Be careful to use the "right" towel!
Blake Zacary > something about mary came to mind