Ava Starfire > We need a piglet and a body condom
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Crimsons Storm > Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Toppos Dannecopanus > i hear he was banned from EVE after taking down a 10/10 plex in a rifter
Aylara v'Char > I'm waiting for them to make my Jag all pretty
* Marcus Gord puts a toaster hood ornament on it > better?
Aylara v'Char > need two hood ornaments, it's got two forward stabilisers
Aylara v'Char > because it's minmatar and one stabiliser isn't enough xD
* Marcus Gord hits kyber with a cattleprod and ductapes him to the other stabiliser
Kybernetes Moros > oh, you ~whore~, you did not just do that
Marcus Gord > i did
* Aylara v'Char strokes her prettier Jaguar
* Marcus Gord puts a toaster hood ornament on it > better?
Aylara v'Char > need two hood ornaments, it's got two forward stabilisers
Aylara v'Char > because it's minmatar and one stabiliser isn't enough xD
* Marcus Gord hits kyber with a cattleprod and ductapes him to the other stabiliser
Kybernetes Moros > oh, you ~whore~, you did not just do that
Marcus Gord > i did
* Aylara v'Char strokes her prettier Jaguar
Alexsus industrial > my beers warm!
Alexsus industrial > NOOOOEESSSSS
Alexsus industrial > its only been sat there like 10 mins
Alexsus industrial > ;[
Itiria > omg
Joyeuse Almacia > Drinking and flying? Isn't that illegal?
Alexsus industrial > its on autopilot
Alexsus industrial > i guess
Joyeuse Almacia > Well, don't let Aura drink, then.
Alexsus industrial > sorta like being in a parked car drinking a bear
Alexsus industrial > beer
Joyeuse Almacia > Bear drinking, huh?
Alexsus industrial > but yeah aura has a sexy voice, she'll disagree, but she does
Alexsus industrial > punch that bear in the face!
Joyeuse Almacia > Hmm... I wouldn't mind making a duet with Aura.
Alexsus industrial > think i need to make a dub of auras tutorials
Alexsus industrial > Please undock when ready, WOBWOBWOBWOOB
Alexsus industrial > BBUUUUURRRRWUBWUBWUB
Alexsus industrial > NOOOOEESSSSS
Alexsus industrial > its only been sat there like 10 mins
Alexsus industrial > ;[
Itiria > omg
Joyeuse Almacia > Drinking and flying? Isn't that illegal?
Alexsus industrial > its on autopilot
Alexsus industrial > i guess
Joyeuse Almacia > Well, don't let Aura drink, then.
Alexsus industrial > sorta like being in a parked car drinking a bear
Alexsus industrial > beer
Joyeuse Almacia > Bear drinking, huh?
Alexsus industrial > but yeah aura has a sexy voice, she'll disagree, but she does
Alexsus industrial > punch that bear in the face!
Joyeuse Almacia > Hmm... I wouldn't mind making a duet with Aura.
Alexsus industrial > think i need to make a dub of auras tutorials
Alexsus industrial > Please undock when ready, WOBWOBWOBWOOB
Alexsus industrial > BBUUUUURRRRWUBWUBWUB
Chiad Dreamspeak > frank better be careful we might start thinking that you care... than we will have to start calling you daddy
Frank Thiesant > and I would be a proud father, goddammit
Frank Thiesant > and I would be a proud father, goddammit
Darthzeta > i cant believe my sex is 2
Darthzeta > i need to gank someone
Trinity OMG > omg darth
Darthzeta > and pod them
Trinity OMG > last night you told me you have several penises
Trinity OMG > now you tell me you have 2 sexes
Trinity OMG > wtf is wrong with you dude
Darthzeta > what can i say... it happens
Darthzeta > i need to gank someone
Trinity OMG > omg darth
Darthzeta > and pod them
Trinity OMG > last night you told me you have several penises
Trinity OMG > now you tell me you have 2 sexes
Trinity OMG > wtf is wrong with you dude
Darthzeta > what can i say... it happens
Korinne > i wonder if a guy bleached his sack if it would make that seam be white
Teinyhr > thank you Jimmy Wales for wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching
Korinne > no pics
Korinne > i wanna see before and after
Solstice Project > LOL
Teinyhr > also doesn't cite any references :(
Teinyhr > thank you Jimmy Wales for wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching
Korinne > no pics
Korinne > i wanna see before and after
Solstice Project > LOL
Teinyhr > also doesn't cite any references :(
ShEsHy MKII > what's easier, going into contested systems or doing missions?
Raquar Rok > missions for isk and lp and contest systems for standing
ShEsHy MKII > I mean pvp-wise
ShEsHy MKII > i read somewhere that missions for fed def involve pvp
MinutemanKirk > ......
Sinsabul > uh, yeah, when wt's try to gank you in a mission
Eo Novato > the biggest danger is gate camps :)
Eo Novato > cause u have to travel a lot in lowsecs
Eo Novato > that's why a lot of people like doing their missions in stealth bombers
ShEsHy MKII > oh
Sinsabul > but you're cooler if you balls up and do em in a hac...alt-free
ShEsHy MKII > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > cuz this games all about image
Sinsabul > remember, it's not about winning or losing, it's about always looking good.
Raquar Rok > missions for isk and lp and contest systems for standing
ShEsHy MKII > I mean pvp-wise
ShEsHy MKII > i read somewhere that missions for fed def involve pvp
MinutemanKirk > ......
Sinsabul > uh, yeah, when wt's try to gank you in a mission
Eo Novato > the biggest danger is gate camps :)
Eo Novato > cause u have to travel a lot in lowsecs
Eo Novato > that's why a lot of people like doing their missions in stealth bombers
ShEsHy MKII > oh
Sinsabul > but you're cooler if you balls up and do em in a hac...alt-free
ShEsHy MKII > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > cuz this games all about image
Sinsabul > remember, it's not about winning or losing, it's about always looking good.
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Narai Mazan-Kamahl > A dentist with a 425mm Tech II autocannon would be pretty effective.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > APPLY NANOCANE TO GUMS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > BOOM
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > TOOTH EXTRACTION OP SUCCESS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > So much easier to remove a tooth when you simply remove the whole head first. Easier to get to it.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > /emote has revolutionized dental care
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > APPLY NANOCANE TO GUMS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > BOOM
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > TOOTH EXTRACTION OP SUCCESS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > So much easier to remove a tooth when you simply remove the whole head first. Easier to get to it.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > /emote has revolutionized dental care