Screaming Blade > Who hired a hooker
Ber Kan > NOT IT!
Screaming Blade > Odiche
Ber Kan > he did he hasnt respionded
Odiche Sevous > ack trying to analyze sleeper/drone/sansha/infomorph data... ... fine I hired the hooker, I could use one after this mess.
Ber Kan > your married though
Ber Kan > :P
Odiche Sevous > and?
Ber Kan > touche....
Odiche Sevous > Tam can play with her after I am done.
Ber Kan > NOT IT!
Screaming Blade > Odiche
Ber Kan > he did he hasnt respionded
Odiche Sevous > ack trying to analyze sleeper/drone/sansha/infomorph data... ... fine I hired the hooker, I could use one after this mess.
Ber Kan > your married though
Ber Kan > :P
Odiche Sevous > and?
Ber Kan > touche....
Odiche Sevous > Tam can play with her after I am done.
Tarken McWreckage > i would love to date a gymnist chick
grim996 > thier a little bit on the crazy side
grim996 > not all but most
Jules Gardna > the ones that are really good at gymnastics are hard to deal with, as with any ambitionated athletes
Gwenmyra > but be careful if you arn't as flexible you can totally put an eye out
Cronicos > lol
Unoriginal Name02 > NeX store will fix that
Unoriginal Name02 > RITE!?
Tarken McWreckage > lol
Tarken McWreckage > need a new eye? buy a monocle !
Cronicos > well she should have opened her mouth on time
grim996 > thier a little bit on the crazy side
grim996 > not all but most
Jules Gardna > the ones that are really good at gymnastics are hard to deal with, as with any ambitionated athletes
Gwenmyra > but be careful if you arn't as flexible you can totally put an eye out
Cronicos > lol
Unoriginal Name02 > NeX store will fix that
Unoriginal Name02 > RITE!?
Tarken McWreckage > lol
Tarken McWreckage > need a new eye? buy a monocle !
Cronicos > well she should have opened her mouth on time
Chewbaccalee > hrmm i'll give that rating thing a try later after ive gotten a lil beefier ship, since well i am a Noob here :P
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
Raz Lictor > "ritualistically flagellates his huge penis" is a phrase I could have gone my entire life without reading
Renko Lavochkin > use isthar's folks, they're better!
Oswald Banecroft > Ishtars suck.
Renko Lavochkin > oh teh noes, a taunt, we must fight a duel, name your weapon
Oswald Banecroft > Penis tips.
Renko Lavochkin > Very well, I name my weapon, Basil.
Renko Lavochkin > My Basil shall defeat your Penis tip.
Oswald Banecroft > Actually... You have to fight my penis tip with your penis tip.
Oswald Banecroft > 'Tis the rule of the duel.
Renko Lavochkin > Then I name my penis tip, Basil!
Oswald Banecroft > Ishtars suck.
Renko Lavochkin > oh teh noes, a taunt, we must fight a duel, name your weapon
Oswald Banecroft > Penis tips.
Renko Lavochkin > Very well, I name my weapon, Basil.
Renko Lavochkin > My Basil shall defeat your Penis tip.
Oswald Banecroft > Actually... You have to fight my penis tip with your penis tip.
Oswald Banecroft > 'Tis the rule of the duel.
Renko Lavochkin > Then I name my penis tip, Basil!
Lemon > ok lets roll
Aliez Kahn > lolz read that as lets troll
Lemon > thats for after
Aliez Kahn > lolz read that as lets troll
Lemon > thats for after
Mikquar > I'll need to do a bit of math and buy more minerals
MiningSlave01 > Lol I read that as you needing to do a bit more meth and buy more minerals
BeatboxNinja > lol
MiningSlave01 > smoking meth and doing math, like a boss
MiningSlave01 > Lol I read that as you needing to do a bit more meth and buy more minerals
BeatboxNinja > lol
MiningSlave01 > smoking meth and doing math, like a boss
Arvald > HEY GUYS
Arvald > CHECK THIS OUT
Arvald > /emote lifts kilt
Arvald > CHECK THIS OUT
Arvald > /emote lifts kilt
Arvald > public service announcment, longboarding in the dark on a rocky trail in a kilt = no bueno
Arvald > and on that note imma go find some whiskey, antiseptic and some gauze pads
Arvald > and on that note imma go find some whiskey, antiseptic and some gauze pads
Rhamnousia > it's ok fullgaz. i could start speaking french.. but it'd stop after.. like, hello. lol
Fullgaz2010 > :)
Seliah > you should learn french rham
Seliah > it's quite useful
Fullgaz2010 > just for french kiss
Rhamnousia > heh
Seliah > that doesnt involve much talking
Fullgaz2010 > :)
Seliah > you should learn french rham
Seliah > it's quite useful
Fullgaz2010 > just for french kiss
Rhamnousia > heh
Seliah > that doesnt involve much talking