skintsaint > 2006.10.18 03:31 Training of your penis to 5 inches has been completed.
Dravious > hehe
Nevermore > congrats!
Syath > thats ridiculous
Xanion > i got lvl8
skintsaint > took me 28 years for that skill
Nevermore > LOL
Syath > i got advanced penis elongation to lvl 5
Xanion > and each years it getting tiny?
StrykerSG > I think someone has implants :P
Syath > i can use tech II condoms
Xanion > i use t2 women
phalcoon > the glow in the dark ones?
skintsaint > t2 condoms come with free bubble?
phalcoon > no free bubble gum, you know like in baseball cards
LowScan > t2 condoms prevent roids
Dravious > hehe
Nevermore > congrats!
Syath > thats ridiculous
Xanion > i got lvl8
skintsaint > took me 28 years for that skill
Nevermore > LOL
Syath > i got advanced penis elongation to lvl 5
Xanion > and each years it getting tiny?
StrykerSG > I think someone has implants :P
Syath > i can use tech II condoms
Xanion > i use t2 women
phalcoon > the glow in the dark ones?
skintsaint > t2 condoms come with free bubble?
phalcoon > no free bubble gum, you know like in baseball cards
LowScan > t2 condoms prevent roids
<Molle> im afraid of spiders.
<Lord Brion> What's an elite drone?
<Midori Twilight> It's a drone that's 1337...
<Midori Twilight> It's a drone that's 1337...
Jadis Jade > Khanid Peace Corps is now recruiting pilots operating in Khanid Space. We provide services for the Royal Khanid Navy. Convo me if interested.
Canine Fiend > what kind of "Services"
Canine Fiend > I may be interested in one of your "Bottom level" positions
Jadis Jade > lovely
Jadis Jade > We run mission for the Royal Khanid Navy.
Canine Fiend > can you provide instant gratification?
Jadis Jade > We will also do gangs into 0.0 in the future to bring Khanid peace to the meanies
Canine Fiend > while maintaining a professional and safe work enviroment providing these services?
Jadis Jade > **points to 7 Mega Beam Laser Banks** sure
Canine Fiend > ooh, where are you gunna put those?
Jadis Jade > **points to exploding Centatis Phantasm** there
Canine Fiend > Can you make me explode phantasmically?
Canine Fiend > I'm having trouble with "fufillment" recently
Jadis Jade > thats too bad
Canine Fiend > what kind of "Services"
Canine Fiend > I may be interested in one of your "Bottom level" positions
Jadis Jade > lovely
Jadis Jade > We run mission for the Royal Khanid Navy.
Canine Fiend > can you provide instant gratification?
Jadis Jade > We will also do gangs into 0.0 in the future to bring Khanid peace to the meanies
Canine Fiend > while maintaining a professional and safe work enviroment providing these services?
Jadis Jade > **points to 7 Mega Beam Laser Banks** sure
Canine Fiend > ooh, where are you gunna put those?
Jadis Jade > **points to exploding Centatis Phantasm** there
Canine Fiend > Can you make me explode phantasmically?
Canine Fiend > I'm having trouble with "fufillment" recently
Jadis Jade > thats too bad
Kamikaze Hoe > Would anyone like a hand job in private chat? for 2 million isk to buy a new ship XXX
Princess Radders > no no no
Nargush Mandible > Wow, how do ye do that in text!?
Kamikaze Hoe > You just type
Kamikaze Hoe > KEYBOARD
Princess Radders > ill do it over web cam for 1 million isk
Kamikaze Hoe > I'm better at playing with myself than you
Kamikaze Hoe > Uuuuh
Princess Radders > sush
Princess Radders > 4 million isk for some girl on girl
Kamikaze Hoe > I look like Kirsten Dunst
Nargush Mandible > Wow, this IS a new level to Eve.
Kamikaze Hoe > Virtual hand jobs are cool
Princess Radders > no no no
Nargush Mandible > Wow, how do ye do that in text!?
Kamikaze Hoe > You just type
Kamikaze Hoe > KEYBOARD
Princess Radders > ill do it over web cam for 1 million isk
Kamikaze Hoe > I'm better at playing with myself than you
Kamikaze Hoe > Uuuuh
Princess Radders > sush
Princess Radders > 4 million isk for some girl on girl
Kamikaze Hoe > I look like Kirsten Dunst
Nargush Mandible > Wow, this IS a new level to Eve.
Kamikaze Hoe > Virtual hand jobs are cool
<Virtuozzo> well, amarr suck, or will suck, until tux puts them in heat
Viper ShizzIe > I scammed some isk farmer fuck
Viper ShizzIe > out of 750
Viper ShizzIe > by offering him BoB standings =/
Levin Cavil > lawl
Levin Cavil > well i work in retail irl
Levin Cavil > so talking people into doing shit they shouldnt comes naturally to me
Levin Cavil > WOULD YOU LIKE A SEARS CARD WITH 27% INTEREST WITH THAT LOAN CONTRACT?
Viper ShizzIe > out of 750
Viper ShizzIe > by offering him BoB standings =/
Levin Cavil > lawl
Levin Cavil > well i work in retail irl
Levin Cavil > so talking people into doing shit they shouldnt comes naturally to me
Levin Cavil > WOULD YOU LIKE A SEARS CARD WITH 27% INTEREST WITH THAT LOAN CONTRACT?
Nacona > sup bitches
Needa3 > we want your babies
Nacona > i wanted to put mine on ebay .. .wife wasn't impressed :)
Needa3 > rofl
Ggrimreaper > put her on too
Needa3 > we want your babies
Nacona > i wanted to put mine on ebay .. .wife wasn't impressed :)
Needa3 > rofl
Ggrimreaper > put her on too
Kryztal - suck blow suck blow suck blow suck blow
Kryztal - fuck now im getting excited
wizzard66 - OH MY GOD OOOOHH MY GOOOOD OOOH OOOH
Kryztal - fuck now im getting excited
wizzard66 - OH MY GOD OOOOHH MY GOOOOD OOOH OOOH
Tiggin Lickalot > my only isue is i constantly have bad men in my systems