Sergej > btw atan, what's the procedure for my acceptance as a full time member to jericho? you guys plan to have a meeting? just wanted to say that if it's up to me, after 12 days here I can say I like it
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Ciciel > Hey honey wanna have some company? I can show you few tricks I can do with your shields! Ill can make them feel so good if you only let me. Just hire me and im yours for mission or two.
KilROCK > btw, since stavros is buying one of my pilgrim/curse packs, that automaticly makes me cool.
<Molle> im afraid of spiders.
Copius > will then go have a fictional bottle of parcacetamol and stand in the corner with a dunce hat on while reciting to myelf I am noob I deserve to fly nothing but an ibis
<Lord Brion> What's an elite drone?
<Midori Twilight> It's a drone that's 1337...
<Midori Twilight> It's a drone that's 1337...
Vladimir Kozyrev > dramius says if you make us your friend he will get on his knees for you
Andargor theWise > well, i could do you a favor
Andargor theWise > expedite your pod jump back to empire
Vladimir Kozyrev > i got clones for that
Andargor theWise > yeah, but self-destruct is 120 seconds, i'm faster
Vladimir Kozyrev > clone jump is instant
Vladimir Kozyrev > and if I clone jump I'll magically end up with implants in my head
Andargor theWise > but doesnt feel as good
Andargor theWise > bah, small details
Vladimir Kozyrev > yes
Dramius > lol....last time I fly down here because of curiosity
Andargor theWise > the two things you cant avoid: taxes and losing implants
Andargor theWise > well, i could do you a favor
Andargor theWise > expedite your pod jump back to empire
Vladimir Kozyrev > i got clones for that
Andargor theWise > yeah, but self-destruct is 120 seconds, i'm faster
Vladimir Kozyrev > clone jump is instant
Vladimir Kozyrev > and if I clone jump I'll magically end up with implants in my head
Andargor theWise > but doesnt feel as good
Andargor theWise > bah, small details
Vladimir Kozyrev > yes
Dramius > lol....last time I fly down here because of curiosity
Andargor theWise > the two things you cant avoid: taxes and losing implants
Devick Baalreth > Any salvagers?
AK Archangel > for what ?
Devick Baalreth > salvage
AK Archangel > for what ?
Devick Baalreth > salvage
Nacona > sup bitches
Needa3 > we want your babies
Nacona > i wanted to put mine on ebay .. .wife wasn't impressed :)
Needa3 > rofl
Ggrimreaper > put her on too
Needa3 > we want your babies
Nacona > i wanted to put mine on ebay .. .wife wasn't impressed :)
Needa3 > rofl
Ggrimreaper > put her on too
Kryztal - suck blow suck blow suck blow suck blow
Kryztal - fuck now im getting excited
wizzard66 - OH MY GOD OOOOHH MY GOOOOD OOOH OOOH
Kryztal - fuck now im getting excited
wizzard66 - OH MY GOD OOOOHH MY GOOOOD OOOH OOOH