Lensherr > i was allalone a minute ago
jack bigbooty > any GM's here at the moment?
Securus > You still are.
Lensherr > nope
Securus > You don't think we are real?
Securus > Tsk, tsk.
Lensherr > ofcourse you are
Nath042 > hello?
Fenrus Amerus > moo
Nath042 > moooo?
Xiphius Epsilon > moo2
Lensherr > gronk
Fenrus Amerus > moo 2 u 2
Nath042 > moo moo
Le Skunk > whatus?
Hugo Strange > huh?
Securus > This all makes sense when you are drunk.
Hugo Strange > ah
Securus > Or so the voices tell me.
Hugo Strange > yeah but... moo?
Xiphius Epsilon > m o o
Hugo Strange > why moo?
Xiphius Epsilon > no one here but us cows?
jack bigbooty > any GM's here at the moment?
Securus > You still are.
Lensherr > nope
Securus > You don't think we are real?
Securus > Tsk, tsk.
Lensherr > ofcourse you are
Nath042 > hello?
Fenrus Amerus > moo
Nath042 > moooo?
Xiphius Epsilon > moo2
Lensherr > gronk
Fenrus Amerus > moo 2 u 2
Nath042 > moo moo
Le Skunk > whatus?
Hugo Strange > huh?
Securus > This all makes sense when you are drunk.
Hugo Strange > ah
Securus > Or so the voices tell me.
Hugo Strange > yeah but... moo?
Xiphius Epsilon > m o o
Hugo Strange > why moo?
Xiphius Epsilon > no one here but us cows?
Sergej > btw atan, what's the procedure for my acceptance as a full time member to jericho? you guys plan to have a meeting? just wanted to say that if it's up to me, after 12 days here I can say I like it
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Ferso Las > What is Agression Countdown?
Aniara Sweet > logoff-cheat protection...
Ferso Las > so you cant logoff while that is active?
Duby > i loged of while the countdown was still going
Duby > in station
Aniara Sweet > you can... but your ship will hang in space...
Glacier > you can....but your ships' still there and you can still get shot
Duby > lol
Ferso Las > hehe..Im inside a station..think Ill chance it
Aniara Sweet > logoff-cheat protection...
Ferso Las > so you cant logoff while that is active?
Duby > i loged of while the countdown was still going
Duby > in station
Aniara Sweet > you can... but your ship will hang in space...
Glacier > you can....but your ships' still there and you can still get shot
Duby > lol
Ferso Las > hehe..Im inside a station..think Ill chance it
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I got that mission again
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I also start my new job monday
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I'm gonna be an underware model for womens ware
ShadowWalker Nivlac > on the way home I robbed a bank
ShadowWalker Nivlac > starting my herion habit as we chat
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I'll be back in a sec....gonna burn the neighbors house down
ShadowWalker Nivlac > thats better....the heat will save me money on the elec bill and I'll have a clear view now
ShadowWalker Nivlac > herion is too harsh...but this crack is good
Danquin > OMG you are soooooo getting omgrawr'd for that
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I also start my new job monday
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I'm gonna be an underware model for womens ware
ShadowWalker Nivlac > on the way home I robbed a bank
ShadowWalker Nivlac > starting my herion habit as we chat
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I'll be back in a sec....gonna burn the neighbors house down
ShadowWalker Nivlac > thats better....the heat will save me money on the elec bill and I'll have a clear view now
ShadowWalker Nivlac > herion is too harsh...but this crack is good
Danquin > OMG you are soooooo getting omgrawr'd for that
Alasdairr > cause i could afford a Covetor quite easily, except i don't have the skills yet
Kasterian > You need a metric buttload of skills, firs.
Kitiara Armitage > Cubic Assload, Kast. Cubic Assload. :)
Goldengamegod > the Covetor rocks
Heledion > okay, kast - exactly how big IS a 'metric buttload' :)
Heledion > whose butt, anyways? :D
Alasdairr > persumably about 1m^3
Kasterian > 100th the size of a metric fuckton.
Kasterian > You need a metric buttload of skills, firs.
Kitiara Armitage > Cubic Assload, Kast. Cubic Assload. :)
Goldengamegod > the Covetor rocks
Heledion > okay, kast - exactly how big IS a 'metric buttload' :)
Heledion > whose butt, anyways? :D
Alasdairr > persumably about 1m^3
Kasterian > 100th the size of a metric fuckton.
Blind Man > ParMizaN > iun shoudl rseally go donck before i do sloemthiong stupid and die
Zysco > i never understood how he goes out, comes back, and plays eve
Zysco > i mean, when i come back frm being out, im way too drunk to turn on my computer, let alone play
Mystiel Raleigh > Protip: If someone's posting drunk on the internet, chances are high that they're just pretending to be drunk so people will think they're cool
Blind Man > lol
Zysco > true but parm does it so much i cant believe someone would fake it that much
Mystiel Raleigh > Some people are lonely
Mystiel Raleigh > Especially emo people
Mystiel Raleigh > Especially emo people whose names start with a P and end in armizan
Zysco > i never understood how he goes out, comes back, and plays eve
Zysco > i mean, when i come back frm being out, im way too drunk to turn on my computer, let alone play
Mystiel Raleigh > Protip: If someone's posting drunk on the internet, chances are high that they're just pretending to be drunk so people will think they're cool
Blind Man > lol
Zysco > true but parm does it so much i cant believe someone would fake it that much
Mystiel Raleigh > Some people are lonely
Mystiel Raleigh > Especially emo people
Mystiel Raleigh > Especially emo people whose names start with a P and end in armizan
sartorii > ooh yea..
sartorii > oh....
Gus Preston > you masterbating?
sartorii > oh....
Gus Preston > you masterbating?
renndor> we will need to do some big corp missions
renndor> like 1 of the extravagonze missions
lilbc> A level 5 or 6?
renndor> :)
renndor> no lvl 5s
renndor> but there are some nice deadspace missions that are VERY HARD
renndor> lvl 4 ones
renndor> if we had like 5- 6 ppl we could do it tho
lilbc> I want to do a level 6 mission.
lilbc> 5 dreadnoughts...
lilbc> 13 battleships...
lilbc> maybe a titan
lilbc> you know... easy stuff.
renndor> like 1 of the extravagonze missions
lilbc> A level 5 or 6?
renndor> :)
renndor> no lvl 5s
renndor> but there are some nice deadspace missions that are VERY HARD
renndor> lvl 4 ones
renndor> if we had like 5- 6 ppl we could do it tho
lilbc> I want to do a level 6 mission.
lilbc> 5 dreadnoughts...
lilbc> 13 battleships...
lilbc> maybe a titan
lilbc> you know... easy stuff.
CannibalOx > i would pod my own mother for a stack of jamican porn
DarkWizzard > Get any kills H3?
H3AsO4 > just don't ask right now
DarkWizzard > uh oh, u dead?
H3AsO4 > please please please just don't ask how
DarkWizzard > omg u shot a non-war target and got hit by concord
DarkWizzard > (close?)
H3AsO4 > how ya guess :D
DarkWizzard > rofl
DarkWizzard > cos i've done it to - lol
H3AsO4 > LAMFO!!!!
H3AsO4 > just don't ask right now
DarkWizzard > uh oh, u dead?
H3AsO4 > please please please just don't ask how
DarkWizzard > omg u shot a non-war target and got hit by concord
DarkWizzard > (close?)
H3AsO4 > how ya guess :D
DarkWizzard > rofl
DarkWizzard > cos i've done it to - lol
H3AsO4 > LAMFO!!!!