Duckeye > ugh, these socks smell like a horse squirted some projectile diarrhea into howard sterns mouth after he died of alcohol poisoning from sticking a bottle of vodka up his ass and falling asleep in his hammock on the beach of his mansion in florida
<Alter-Ego> cn you look down and see your PENIS ?
<+Asestorian> if I look down
<+Asestorian> no
<+Asestorian> if I look down
<+Asestorian> no
Poem > Crundle Wudget best huginn name ever, right?
Poem > my peyote tripping friend was shouting this for half an hour straight last week
Poem > apparently its a short goblin like creature that hunts humans
Poem > my peyote tripping friend was shouting this for half an hour straight last week
Poem > apparently its a short goblin like creature that hunts humans
Commander Tork > do you think it is possible to cuddle a kangaroo?
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Tomahawk Bliss > amputees still like sex
Tomahawk Bliss > you dont' stop being a person
Tomahawk Bliss > you dont' stop being a person
esquimo leviticus > are you really P-P-P-Pirates or does the CEO just have a stutter ;)
hakkiew365 > wtb pod x-press outside food relief station
hakkiew365 > ...needs self destruct skill with self destruct spec @ lvl 5
hakkiew365 > wohoo!
hakkiew365 > NOOOOOOOOOOO clone in wrong station
hakkiew365 > ehrr mind doing that again?
hakkiew365 > ...needs self destruct skill with self destruct spec @ lvl 5
hakkiew365 > wohoo!
hakkiew365 > NOOOOOOOOOOO clone in wrong station
hakkiew365 > ehrr mind doing that again?
Yoda 1 > we need submarines in eve :)
*ssbn732 is here
*ssbn732 is here
Onyxalia La'fiette > this is new...
Onyxalia La'fiette > my drones actually return to me and orbit without being told...
Sydious > indeed, now if you could just convince them to focus fire when told i'd be quite happy
Tudari McGregor > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > most the time they do....so...yeah
Onyxalia La'fiette > but the first one to ask for a toy at the quafe store is gonna get popped in the head....
Onyxalia La'fiette > my drones actually return to me and orbit without being told...
Sydious > indeed, now if you could just convince them to focus fire when told i'd be quite happy
Tudari McGregor > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > most the time they do....so...yeah
Onyxalia La'fiette > but the first one to ask for a toy at the quafe store is gonna get popped in the head....
Jenny Wimbishi> So, here I was, sitting at the comp plugging in the same old repetative build orders, when I hear this sound.
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...