Commander Tork > do you think it is possible to cuddle a kangaroo?
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Tomahawk Bliss > amputees still like sex
Tomahawk Bliss > you dont' stop being a person
Tomahawk Bliss > you dont' stop being a person
esquimo leviticus > are you really P-P-P-Pirates or does the CEO just have a stutter ;)
hakkiew365 > wtb pod x-press outside food relief station
hakkiew365 > ...needs self destruct skill with self destruct spec @ lvl 5
hakkiew365 > wohoo!
hakkiew365 > NOOOOOOOOOOO clone in wrong station
hakkiew365 > ehrr mind doing that again?
hakkiew365 > ...needs self destruct skill with self destruct spec @ lvl 5
hakkiew365 > wohoo!
hakkiew365 > NOOOOOOOOOOO clone in wrong station
hakkiew365 > ehrr mind doing that again?
Yoda 1 > we need submarines in eve :)
*ssbn732 is here
*ssbn732 is here
Ric Adburr > Can you use tractor beams on the wrecks of corpmates ships lost in PVP?
Ric Adburr > Like to retrieve their loot for them?
mark sunamises > Yes
Ric Adburr > kkk cool
Ric Adburr > lol
Ric Adburr > 1 less k
Ric Adburr > remember kids, the kkk aren't cool
Ric Adburr > Like to retrieve their loot for them?
mark sunamises > Yes
Ric Adburr > kkk cool
Ric Adburr > lol
Ric Adburr > 1 less k
Ric Adburr > remember kids, the kkk aren't cool
Onyxalia La'fiette > this is new...
Onyxalia La'fiette > my drones actually return to me and orbit without being told...
Sydious > indeed, now if you could just convince them to focus fire when told i'd be quite happy
Tudari McGregor > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > most the time they do....so...yeah
Onyxalia La'fiette > but the first one to ask for a toy at the quafe store is gonna get popped in the head....
Onyxalia La'fiette > my drones actually return to me and orbit without being told...
Sydious > indeed, now if you could just convince them to focus fire when told i'd be quite happy
Tudari McGregor > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > most the time they do....so...yeah
Onyxalia La'fiette > but the first one to ask for a toy at the quafe store is gonna get popped in the head....
Viva Baka > welcome
Viva Baka > o/
M2S Reaper > howdey ho salor
kage1982 > hey why did you kill my hulk?
Onyxalia La'fiette > why not?
kage1982 > im not a macro miner
Onyxalia La'fiette > so?
Viva Baka > u had too many ice harvestors on
Tim Brewer > u were cute and cuddly and his blasters wanted to hug u
Viva Baka > i singled you out because of that
kage1982 > in a belt full of ice miners?
M2S Reaper > well mackinaws mine
Onyxalia La'fiette > well...you looked tasty
Viva Baka > kage i can sell you back your loot for a discounted price
kage1982 > you can pay it me back now
M2S Reaper > haahahahaha
M2S Reaper > rofl
Tim Brewer > hulks are worth more and when they blow up it makes the same screaming sound as when u put a lobster in to boil
Viva Baka > i will pay you back if you come on our vent and sing "poker face" by lady gaga
kage1982 > what makes you think im a mine dumb ass
Onyxalia La'fiette > what makes you think we wont do it again?
Onyxalia La'fiette > :D
M2S Reaper > poker face !
Onyxalia La'fiette > YES POKER FACE!
kage1982 > whatever arsehole im just off to sell a couple of plex's will be in touch
Onyxalia La'fiette > if you want isk you must sing for us!
M2S Reaper > just read the lyrics
Viva Baka > put a bounty on me
M2S Reaper > me too!
Onyxalia La'fiette > jeez...if he didnt wanna sing that song...he coulda just asked for a diff one...like barbie girl :D
Viva Baka > o/
M2S Reaper > howdey ho salor
kage1982 > hey why did you kill my hulk?
Onyxalia La'fiette > why not?
kage1982 > im not a macro miner
Onyxalia La'fiette > so?
Viva Baka > u had too many ice harvestors on
Tim Brewer > u were cute and cuddly and his blasters wanted to hug u
Viva Baka > i singled you out because of that
kage1982 > in a belt full of ice miners?
M2S Reaper > well mackinaws mine
Onyxalia La'fiette > well...you looked tasty
Viva Baka > kage i can sell you back your loot for a discounted price
kage1982 > you can pay it me back now
M2S Reaper > haahahahaha
M2S Reaper > rofl
Tim Brewer > hulks are worth more and when they blow up it makes the same screaming sound as when u put a lobster in to boil
Viva Baka > i will pay you back if you come on our vent and sing "poker face" by lady gaga
kage1982 > what makes you think im a mine dumb ass
Onyxalia La'fiette > what makes you think we wont do it again?
Onyxalia La'fiette > :D
M2S Reaper > poker face !
Onyxalia La'fiette > YES POKER FACE!
kage1982 > whatever arsehole im just off to sell a couple of plex's will be in touch
Onyxalia La'fiette > if you want isk you must sing for us!
M2S Reaper > just read the lyrics
Viva Baka > put a bounty on me
M2S Reaper > me too!
Onyxalia La'fiette > jeez...if he didnt wanna sing that song...he coulda just asked for a diff one...like barbie girl :D
Jenny Wimbishi> So, here I was, sitting at the comp plugging in the same old repetative build orders, when I hear this sound.
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
Andreus Ixiris > I hate it when people say they're "LGBT". You can't be lesbian, bi, gay and transgender all at the same time!
Andreus Ixiris > Well
Andreus Ixiris > Not unless you've got some very strange hereditary disorders
Andreus Ixiris > Well
Andreus Ixiris > Not unless you've got some very strange hereditary disorders