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Victor Malform > the worst thing ever just happened to me :(
Victor Malform > i made myself a health drink in the blender and chugged it as fast as i could
klimmitz > that dosen't sound so bad......
Victor Malform > when I was done I looked into the glass and saw a roach leg at teh bottom :( :(

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Trankill >
_______________________
| POUR VIVRE |
| un ou deu miyar |
| isk |
| Sivouplé |
|______________________|
Trankill >
_______________________
| For Living |
| one or two billion |
| isk |
| please |
|_______________________|
Marduke MekLodar > Well thats a new way of begging.
DarkArc > I wouldn't mind another billion or two isk...?
DarkArc > haha
Jacobian > lol thats pretty clever
Jarrod0987 > if he sais 1 mil he oroly would have got the bil lol
Marduke MekLodar > Sorry, I gave all my small change to to previious guy at the traffic light
Trankill > raaaaaaaah damn traffic light guy
Michael Snark > lol
Zero Fate > and i appreciate it

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skintsaint > 2006.10.18 03:31 Training of your penis to 5 inches has been completed.
Dravious > hehe
Nevermore > congrats!
Syath > thats ridiculous
Xanion > i got lvl8
skintsaint > took me 28 years for that skill
Nevermore > LOL
Syath > i got advanced penis elongation to lvl 5
Xanion > and each years it getting tiny?
StrykerSG > I think someone has implants :P
Syath > i can use tech II condoms
Xanion > i use t2 women
phalcoon > the glow in the dark ones?
skintsaint > t2 condoms come with free bubble?
phalcoon > no free bubble gum, you know like in baseball cards
LowScan > t2 condoms prevent roids

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Griffs Shocksky > to be honest, I did have.. 'Other side of the road" experiences with 2 of my male cousins a couple years ago, but it was more like "What's that do? What if I do this?"

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Anatoray> I hate my brain. I think maybe my testicles aren;t earthing right, and it's slowly frying my brain

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(out of game convo with friend...he doesnt know much about eve)
Lord Horus > side view of an amarr titan
Lord Horus > in the corner
Lord Horus > is a TINY bridge
Lord Horus > at the back is a TINY reactor (which actually is huge)
Lord Horus > wait what was the name of that famous dev again?
PKlavins > oveur?
Lord Horus > yeah....and the rest of the ship says: oveur's ego
PKlavins > LOL
Lord Horus > see!? that's what they need the space for!
Lord Horus > it all makes sense!
Lord Horus > hehe...oveur's ego...they used that for a planet too no?
PKlavins > no that was TomB's ego

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Aquillar > I found my EVE sister
LittleBar > ?
Aquillar > Mishka
LittleBar > very nice :)
Aquillar > it's my hotter sister
LittleBar > the slightly blue skin is a family resemblance?
Aquillar > Yes, and the family tank-top-thing
Blue Wraith > Blue is a good color =)
LittleBar > very attractive :)
Aquillar > allright boys, leave my sis alone now
LittleBar > yes Ma'am :)
Blue Wraith > eh, i'm already taken anyway
Aquillar > good

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< Carda|work> you know what happens when you disabled all effects? ;)
< Carda|work> you don't see smartbomb effects ;)
< Carda|work> :(

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Kragis > on a side note I have a huge cut on the side of my nose
Alente Galfaros > aw poor Kragis
DarkMaruader > *plays kragis a sad song
Kragis > it's gushing with blood currently
Alente Galfaros > why?
Alente Galfaros > what the hell you done?
Kragis > shaving
Alente Galfaros > picked your nose with a screwdriver?
Sa Angrael > ROFL
DarkMaruader > ...................
Alente Galfaros > nose?
DarkMaruader > not even going there
Alente Galfaros > shaving@?
Kragis > the fecking razor slipped
Alente Galfaros > if you have excess nasal hair, you should you clippers:P

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Aduna > if you had a clone of you grown, and it then had a sex change, and you had sex with it; would it be incest or homosexual sex?

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