* Ivan Jakanov slaps captain da as hard as he can and starts running
* Captain Da chases after Ivan with the chainsaw
* Ivan Jakanov turns around, kicks captain dud in the balls and keeps running
Captin Sid > Owww
Captain Da > That was awesome, thanks for taking that boot to the nuts for me dude.
* Captain Da rapes Ivan
* Captain Da chases after Ivan with the chainsaw
* Ivan Jakanov turns around, kicks captain dud in the balls and keeps running
Captin Sid > Owww
Captain Da > That was awesome, thanks for taking that boot to the nuts for me dude.
* Captain Da rapes Ivan
Malcolm Roberts > how come there's a Dominix but not a Dominatrix?
Vexont > Lets assume you are correct, that your guns DO do more damage
Vexont > how in the holy mother of FUCK do they?
Jagger E > you said dodo
Vexont > harf harf harf /3rd grade voice
Jagger E > i like dodo birds.
Vexont > they are extinct...
Jagger E > i used to have a pet dodo
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > dude
Vexont > they are extinct
Jagger E > nah dawg, they're alive
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > that was probably the most fail lie EVER
Jagger E > they lied, they just don't want you to hunt them
Vexont > how in the holy mother of FUCK do they?
Jagger E > you said dodo
Vexont > harf harf harf /3rd grade voice
Jagger E > i like dodo birds.
Vexont > they are extinct...
Jagger E > i used to have a pet dodo
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > dude
Vexont > they are extinct
Jagger E > nah dawg, they're alive
Vexont > LOL
Vexont > that was probably the most fail lie EVER
Jagger E > they lied, they just don't want you to hunt them
HaulingAss > humm
HaulingAss > eve missing something ., dont ya feel it
Shadowglyph > has more than any other game avl, and hell this is the only pay to play game i have heard of that gives there expansions out for free
Shadowglyph > sure its not as massive as other games' expansions but they are still sugnifficant
HaulingAss > #e$^#^&ING PLANETS,, I CAN GO JUMP AROUND ON,, EAT THE &$&*&$ING DIRT,, SHIT IN THE WOOODS ,, jump back into my t3 ship head to the top[ of the planets just b4 you enter space ,, and ya jump ski diving back down to have 1 last good $%*&a...
HaulingAss > with betsy
HaulingAss > now thats a game
Shadowglyph > star trek online?
Shadowglyph > stil in development, but u can do that
HaulingAss > ya,, it a crock to right now
Shadowglyph > honestly the only new mmo that i'm excited about is the new star wars one, only cuz i like star wars =P
Shadowglyph > prolly wont even play it, but im still excited
HaulingAss > somebody at the testing games lab was told were all retards so i think there dumbing stuff up,, something to do with so many $*&$*ing fat people at mall mart,, hey check that site out ,, funny shit,,
Shadowglyph > lol
Shadowglyph > afk a few
HaulingAss > have ya seen it,, i love parking outside wallmart well my wife shops,, the &%$& fat asses ,, wow ,, 1 fell dowwn started rolling .. wallmart happy people ,, < retards for short ya like i want some $*&$ing retard druling over my flyer ,
HaulingAss > so %*^% you mallmart
Gralg Merglen > i didn't realise that the patch added 'nutcases standing on streetcorners yelling random shit'
HaulingAss > eve missing something ., dont ya feel it
Shadowglyph > has more than any other game avl, and hell this is the only pay to play game i have heard of that gives there expansions out for free
Shadowglyph > sure its not as massive as other games' expansions but they are still sugnifficant
HaulingAss > #e$^#^&ING PLANETS,, I CAN GO JUMP AROUND ON,, EAT THE &$&*&$ING DIRT,, SHIT IN THE WOOODS ,, jump back into my t3 ship head to the top[ of the planets just b4 you enter space ,, and ya jump ski diving back down to have 1 last good $%*&a...
HaulingAss > with betsy
HaulingAss > now thats a game
Shadowglyph > star trek online?
Shadowglyph > stil in development, but u can do that
HaulingAss > ya,, it a crock to right now
Shadowglyph > honestly the only new mmo that i'm excited about is the new star wars one, only cuz i like star wars =P
Shadowglyph > prolly wont even play it, but im still excited
HaulingAss > somebody at the testing games lab was told were all retards so i think there dumbing stuff up,, something to do with so many $*&$*ing fat people at mall mart,, hey check that site out ,, funny shit,,
Shadowglyph > lol
Shadowglyph > afk a few
HaulingAss > have ya seen it,, i love parking outside wallmart well my wife shops,, the &%$& fat asses ,, wow ,, 1 fell dowwn started rolling .. wallmart happy people ,, < retards for short ya like i want some $*&$ing retard druling over my flyer ,
HaulingAss > so %*^% you mallmart
Gralg Merglen > i didn't realise that the patch added 'nutcases standing on streetcorners yelling random shit'
<HellGremlin>TIME TO MAKE YOUR GRANDPA PREGNANT
Eagle Extravaganza > What did you and the housekeeper do that makes your ass hurt?
Darth Jagon > that was a loud one
Anura Mai > Thai boxing workout.
Eagle Extravaganza > I mean, I could understand your chest, arms, legs, etc.
Anura Mai > lots and lots of lunges etc.
Eagle Extravaganza > See that hole your in?
Eagle Extravaganza > You just dug it deeper.
Eagle Extravaganza > Would be worse if you said thrusts.
Darth Jagon > told you, mei you need wheelchair access for housekeeping!
Anura Mai > It was all perefectly innocent and I refuse to be dragged into your depraved take on it :P
Eagle Extravaganza > Well, were you jumping ass first into concrete slabs?
Anura Mai > no thats wednesdays.
Darth Jagon > that was a loud one
Anura Mai > Thai boxing workout.
Eagle Extravaganza > I mean, I could understand your chest, arms, legs, etc.
Anura Mai > lots and lots of lunges etc.
Eagle Extravaganza > See that hole your in?
Eagle Extravaganza > You just dug it deeper.
Eagle Extravaganza > Would be worse if you said thrusts.
Darth Jagon > told you, mei you need wheelchair access for housekeeping!
Anura Mai > It was all perefectly innocent and I refuse to be dragged into your depraved take on it :P
Eagle Extravaganza > Well, were you jumping ass first into concrete slabs?
Anura Mai > no thats wednesdays.
Gammus Arterius > Bacon simmered in bacon that was wrapped in bacon that is fried in bacon fat in a pot made from bacon then served in bacon sauce on a bun made from bacon then slathered in bacon sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thamuzz > ugh, I have to drive somewhere and I don't want to... I really wish this RL game would stop distracting me from my Eve life
Ahrotahntee > I figured out how to make instant pudding on the bus
Ahrotahntee > 1 package Jello Instant Chocolate Pudding
1 500ml carton of milk
Ahrotahntee > mix, close the carton and shake until thick
Ahrotahntee > that was actually the crowning accomplishment of the decade.
Ahrotahntee > ..unfortunately, you could not get either component on an airplane
Ahrotahntee > they'll confiscate the powder, and the milk
Syra Devi > not sure of that
Ahrotahntee > you can't declare 500ml of milk, they'll take it
Syra Devi > just rent a baby and put it in a bottle
Ahrotahntee > 1 package Jello Instant Chocolate Pudding
1 500ml carton of milk
Ahrotahntee > mix, close the carton and shake until thick
Ahrotahntee > that was actually the crowning accomplishment of the decade.
Ahrotahntee > ..unfortunately, you could not get either component on an airplane
Ahrotahntee > they'll confiscate the powder, and the milk
Syra Devi > not sure of that
Ahrotahntee > you can't declare 500ml of milk, they'll take it
Syra Devi > just rent a baby and put it in a bottle
Minuteman > What did the EVE player say when he went into a church?
Minuteman > "Pew pew pew"
Minuteman > Get it? :) http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pew?r=75
Minuteman > "Pew pew pew"
Minuteman > Get it? :) http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pew?r=75