<%cougem> if you can feel wanks but not blowjobs thats weird
<+Asestorian> yeah it's probably because I spent a million years only having my hand
<+Asestorian> and I wank too tight
<+Asestorian> or something
<%cougem> HAHAHA
<+Asestorian> it's like
<+Asestorian> my dick
<%cougem> FUCKING SQUEEZE THAT FUCKER
<+Asestorian> is perfectly tuned
<+Asestorian> for my hand
<+Asestorian> no wait other way round
<%cougem> no
<%cougem> its not perfeclty tuned
<%cougem> YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT
<%cougem> WITH YOUR MASSIVELY TIGHT WANKS
<+Asestorian> OH GOD COUGEM
<+Asestorian> what do I do
<%cougem> cut it off and let it regrow
<+Asestorian> ok cougem ur the dr
<+Asestorian> yeah it's probably because I spent a million years only having my hand
<+Asestorian> and I wank too tight
<+Asestorian> or something
<%cougem> HAHAHA
<+Asestorian> it's like
<+Asestorian> my dick
<%cougem> FUCKING SQUEEZE THAT FUCKER
<+Asestorian> is perfectly tuned
<+Asestorian> for my hand
<+Asestorian> no wait other way round
<%cougem> no
<%cougem> its not perfeclty tuned
<%cougem> YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT
<%cougem> WITH YOUR MASSIVELY TIGHT WANKS
<+Asestorian> OH GOD COUGEM
<+Asestorian> what do I do
<%cougem> cut it off and let it regrow
<+Asestorian> ok cougem ur the dr
DarkBloodRain nobody milks me
NobodyHolme WIN!
Slan Evengod /emote milks
DarkBloodRain /emote chops slan's hands off
Slan Evengod who said i was using mah hands?
Slan Evengod XD
Slan Evengod extremtities?
DarkBloodRain ALL OF YOUR LIMBS ARE BELONG TO ME
NobodyHolme WIN!
Slan Evengod /emote milks
DarkBloodRain /emote chops slan's hands off
Slan Evengod who said i was using mah hands?
Slan Evengod XD
Slan Evengod extremtities?
DarkBloodRain ALL OF YOUR LIMBS ARE BELONG TO ME
Mooney92 > literally
Mooney92 > hitler
HayesDuSid > mooney
HayesDuSid > i have assistance to offer you
HayesDuSid > http://careers.foxnews.com/
Mooney92 > hitler
HayesDuSid > mooney
HayesDuSid > i have assistance to offer you
HayesDuSid > http://careers.foxnews.com/
bl4xy > 84 people online in collective
bl4xy > where you guys mining?
Dr V > want to join?:)
qKaC3K > lgk station
qKaC3K > we are dissasambling it
qKaC3K > moving it somewhere else
Dr V > in jita?:)
qKaC3K > a sekrit wormhole. that sansha guy invited us
Dr V > want to sell a pirate agents to a concord with all lp shop?:)
Ezikiel Stone > type X for incursion fleet!!
bl4xy > where you guys mining?
Dr V > want to join?:)
qKaC3K > lgk station
qKaC3K > we are dissasambling it
qKaC3K > moving it somewhere else
Dr V > in jita?:)
qKaC3K > a sekrit wormhole. that sansha guy invited us
Dr V > want to sell a pirate agents to a concord with all lp shop?:)
Ezikiel Stone > type X for incursion fleet!!
Ruslik026 > <url=showinfo:1379//1033281511>Ella Meer</url> hey you where fuckin baby?))
Ella Meer > sucking mom's tits obviously, you wouldn't know, you sound like you were born out of man's ass
Ella Meer > sucking mom's tits obviously, you wouldn't know, you sound like you were born out of man's ass
Christos Hendez: hell i bet Sionn is sitting in in his appartment with 100 cats atm :D
Virtuozzo: no christos
Virtuozzo: other way around
Virtuozzo: 100 cats sitting in their apartment with one sionn
Christos Hendez: 100 cats are sitting with sionn?
Virtuozzo: sion is soggy :P
Dark Snipe: Soggy = wet and damp but in a nasty dingy kind of way
Virtuozzo: oh, then it is accurate
Virtuozzo: no christos
Virtuozzo: other way around
Virtuozzo: 100 cats sitting in their apartment with one sionn
Christos Hendez: 100 cats are sitting with sionn?
Virtuozzo: sion is soggy :P
Dark Snipe: Soggy = wet and damp but in a nasty dingy kind of way
Virtuozzo: oh, then it is accurate
Darveses > I got bio'd o/
Punx Evangeline > sounds dirty
Darveses > eww
Darveses > youre right
Darveses > like someone threw poo at me
Punx Evangeline > sounds dirty
Darveses > eww
Darveses > youre right
Darveses > like someone threw poo at me
Tsumei Meyren > If you do ever get into the "whole sex thing" I recommend fetishes. If sex was an OS, fetishes would be the software you installed to have fun with it
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<VroTRON> hello
<HellGremlin> HI!
<HellGremlin> Are you connecting from Illinois
<VroTRON> *looks behind shoulder* yes
* HellGremlin dispatches the kill teams
<HellGremlin> Just asking out of curiosity don't worry there are no kill teams
* HellGremlin whispers "be advised, target has been told there are no kill teams" to the kill teams
* cougem suits up
* VroTRON (VroTRON@coldfront-301D0042.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has left #eve-online
<VroTRON> hello
<HellGremlin> HI!
<HellGremlin> Are you connecting from Illinois
<VroTRON> *looks behind shoulder* yes
* HellGremlin dispatches the kill teams
<HellGremlin> Just asking out of curiosity don't worry there are no kill teams
* HellGremlin whispers "be advised, target has been told there are no kill teams" to the kill teams
* cougem suits up
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Golakka > a didlo cannon with a laser sight?
Golakka > FUCK YEAH!
Juggalo Justinian > Tch... its like paintballing for lesbos
Cola Kid > sharks with dildo cannons on their heads!!!
Golakka > FUCK YEAH!
Juggalo Justinian > Tch... its like paintballing for lesbos
Cola Kid > sharks with dildo cannons on their heads!!!