<~Evelgrivion> Oh, and the last 600 meter phallus under construction today
<~Evelgrivion> http://upislam.com/images/41999495922652914838.jpg
<+batolemaeus> so they're basically building a giant cock
<+batolemaeus> *clock
<~Evelgrivion> I see what you did there
<~Evelgrivion> And yes :P
<+batolemaeus> that was actually unintentional :/
<~Evelgrivion> http://upislam.com/images/41999495922652914838.jpg
<+batolemaeus> so they're basically building a giant cock
<+batolemaeus> *clock
<~Evelgrivion> I see what you did there
<~Evelgrivion> And yes :P
<+batolemaeus> that was actually unintentional :/
JumpinJesus > its ironic - my gf left me cause i was trying to be a nice guy
Paktusjet > nice guys = gay :/
JumpinJesus > and apparently girls appreciate assholes
JumpinJesus > IM A NICE FUCKING GUY GOD DAMN IT
Paktusjet > your gay?
Paktusjet > nice guys = gay :/
JumpinJesus > and apparently girls appreciate assholes
JumpinJesus > IM A NICE FUCKING GUY GOD DAMN IT
Paktusjet > your gay?
Arvald > im basically the creepy uncle of eve online
Arvald > you know
Arvald > the one who is no longer allowed alone with the children at family gatherings
Arvald > and who smells like scotch and cheese
Arvald > you know
Arvald > the one who is no longer allowed alone with the children at family gatherings
Arvald > and who smells like scotch and cheese
cad says:
im on my mobile
Korona says:
get out of bed
cad says:
the only eve i can launch here is evemon for android
Korona says:
oh well
I'll have to just be satisfied with vicariously being in bed with you via your android
......that sounds odd out loud
im on my mobile
Korona says:
get out of bed
cad says:
the only eve i can launch here is evemon for android
Korona says:
oh well
I'll have to just be satisfied with vicariously being in bed with you via your android
......that sounds odd out loud
Asbalon Jade > either parts is really friggen high... I just died... or I lost the last marble in my bag... of all three...
High Sierra > you had marbles?
Partsking > Could be a mix of all.
Partsking > Asbalon.
Asbalon Jade > if its a mix.... next thing you know I'll get the urge to huff c320 gas again...
Partsking > Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Asbalon Jade > just let me grab my stinger missle launcher and they'll be better than shooting stars...
Partsking > :D
Asbalon Jade > they even scream while flying to earth...
WNxWolfy > Make a wish kids!
Ar Marr > stinger missile launcer? what happened to the teddy bear launcers?
Ruban Spangler > o/
WNxWolfy > Rocket propelled chainsaw ftw
Asbalon Jade > that just shows you how stupified I am roland...
Ar Marr > hey ruban
Asbalon Jade > Never would of thought to seeya here again
High Sierra > you know why they have lifejackets on planes?
Ruban Spangler > anything exciting in GW right now?
WNxWolfy > Sierra > For safety regulations?
High Sierra > nope
WNxWolfy > No, nothing at all ruban. Nothing at all. No ships to shoot, nothing.
Partsking > Roland came back, though. o/
WNxWolfy > Who's roland
Ruban Spangler > i'll see if I can fix my R&D agents then
Asbalon Jade > still cant believe it...
High Sierra > its so if the plane comes down and by chance its heading to a mountain, all the passengers can inflate them, throw them at the mountain and scream 'GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN'
WNxWolfy > DEFINITELY NOTHING AT ALL
High Sierra > true that
Asbalon Jade > ya know for a moment I thought you were going to say they could all go indiana jones on the mointain...
High Sierra > now that would be silly
] Asbalon Jade > nah.. it'd be fun to watch..
Asbalon Jade > "weeeeehhhh!" *thud* "wheeeeee!" *thud* .....
Asbalon Jade > boy am i dark today...
Strike Seventeen > wouldnt it just be "thud" and then a people shaped hole in the ground?
WNxWolfy > Lolwat
Asbalon Jade > depends how long they take between them jumping and hitting the mountain...
High Sierra > have you ever hit a cow with a shovel?
High Sierra > its sounds like that
WNxWolfy > .......
WNxWolfy > Don't think I have
High Sierra > you should try it
Ar Marr > gotta deal with rl for a bit... afk... i'll def be back later this evening
High Sierra > tbh if you havent hit a cow with a shovel then you havent lived
Belatrix Ventox > or cow tipping
Asbalon Jade > so kind of like a ... fleshy thud followed by an angry moo?
High Sierra > well on
High Sierra > no
High Sierra > cows dont really get angry
High Sierra > startled
Strike Seventeen > they get even?
High Sierra > cows are good at startled
Chian Dorado > Chick-fil-A cows do
High Sierra > and staring
WNxWolfy > I eh
jahamesh neutron > mmm chick-fil-a
WNxWolfy > I think I'm just going to continue flying with the fleet.
High Sierra > nothing like a good stare from a cow to make you feel uncomfortable
High Sierra > or slightly turned on
Strike Seventeen > and decorating my dinner plate with ribeyes
WNxWolfy > Right.
Strike Seventeen > thats it, 22 degrees be damned, im firing up the grill tonight
High Sierra > there used to be this one cow in the field at the back of my dads place
High Sierra > lovely eyes
WNxWolfy > Oh god
Partsking > /emote steps away from HS.
WNxWolfy > I er
WNxWolfy > I think it's better if we shut sierra up now
Partsking > or....pix plz?
High Sierra > what?
High Sierra > dont tell me you've never looked into those depthless bown eyes
High Sierra > and found yourself touching your nipples
Partsking > lmao
WNxWolfy > .....
WNxWolfy > No, I've never.
Asbalon Jade > and you guys were EVER afraid of me.. yeah.. right...
High Sierra > you had marbles?
Partsking > Could be a mix of all.
Partsking > Asbalon.
Asbalon Jade > if its a mix.... next thing you know I'll get the urge to huff c320 gas again...
Partsking > Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Asbalon Jade > just let me grab my stinger missle launcher and they'll be better than shooting stars...
Partsking > :D
Asbalon Jade > they even scream while flying to earth...
WNxWolfy > Make a wish kids!
Ar Marr > stinger missile launcer? what happened to the teddy bear launcers?
Ruban Spangler > o/
WNxWolfy > Rocket propelled chainsaw ftw
Asbalon Jade > that just shows you how stupified I am roland...
Ar Marr > hey ruban
Asbalon Jade > Never would of thought to seeya here again
High Sierra > you know why they have lifejackets on planes?
Ruban Spangler > anything exciting in GW right now?
WNxWolfy > Sierra > For safety regulations?
High Sierra > nope
WNxWolfy > No, nothing at all ruban. Nothing at all. No ships to shoot, nothing.
Partsking > Roland came back, though. o/
WNxWolfy > Who's roland
Ruban Spangler > i'll see if I can fix my R&D agents then
Asbalon Jade > still cant believe it...
High Sierra > its so if the plane comes down and by chance its heading to a mountain, all the passengers can inflate them, throw them at the mountain and scream 'GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN'
WNxWolfy > DEFINITELY NOTHING AT ALL
High Sierra > true that
Asbalon Jade > ya know for a moment I thought you were going to say they could all go indiana jones on the mointain...
High Sierra > now that would be silly
] Asbalon Jade > nah.. it'd be fun to watch..
Asbalon Jade > "weeeeehhhh!" *thud* "wheeeeee!" *thud* .....
Asbalon Jade > boy am i dark today...
Strike Seventeen > wouldnt it just be "thud" and then a people shaped hole in the ground?
WNxWolfy > Lolwat
Asbalon Jade > depends how long they take between them jumping and hitting the mountain...
High Sierra > have you ever hit a cow with a shovel?
High Sierra > its sounds like that
WNxWolfy > .......
WNxWolfy > Don't think I have
High Sierra > you should try it
Ar Marr > gotta deal with rl for a bit... afk... i'll def be back later this evening
High Sierra > tbh if you havent hit a cow with a shovel then you havent lived
Belatrix Ventox > or cow tipping
Asbalon Jade > so kind of like a ... fleshy thud followed by an angry moo?
High Sierra > well on
High Sierra > no
High Sierra > cows dont really get angry
High Sierra > startled
Strike Seventeen > they get even?
High Sierra > cows are good at startled
Chian Dorado > Chick-fil-A cows do
High Sierra > and staring
WNxWolfy > I eh
jahamesh neutron > mmm chick-fil-a
WNxWolfy > I think I'm just going to continue flying with the fleet.
High Sierra > nothing like a good stare from a cow to make you feel uncomfortable
High Sierra > or slightly turned on
Strike Seventeen > and decorating my dinner plate with ribeyes
WNxWolfy > Right.
Strike Seventeen > thats it, 22 degrees be damned, im firing up the grill tonight
High Sierra > there used to be this one cow in the field at the back of my dads place
High Sierra > lovely eyes
WNxWolfy > Oh god
Partsking > /emote steps away from HS.
WNxWolfy > I er
WNxWolfy > I think it's better if we shut sierra up now
Partsking > or....pix plz?
High Sierra > what?
High Sierra > dont tell me you've never looked into those depthless bown eyes
High Sierra > and found yourself touching your nipples
Partsking > lmao
WNxWolfy > .....
WNxWolfy > No, I've never.
Asbalon Jade > and you guys were EVER afraid of me.. yeah.. right...
<%cougem> if you can feel wanks but not blowjobs thats weird
<+Asestorian> yeah it's probably because I spent a million years only having my hand
<+Asestorian> and I wank too tight
<+Asestorian> or something
<%cougem> HAHAHA
<+Asestorian> it's like
<+Asestorian> my dick
<%cougem> FUCKING SQUEEZE THAT FUCKER
<+Asestorian> is perfectly tuned
<+Asestorian> for my hand
<+Asestorian> no wait other way round
<%cougem> no
<%cougem> its not perfeclty tuned
<%cougem> YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT
<%cougem> WITH YOUR MASSIVELY TIGHT WANKS
<+Asestorian> OH GOD COUGEM
<+Asestorian> what do I do
<%cougem> cut it off and let it regrow
<+Asestorian> ok cougem ur the dr
<+Asestorian> yeah it's probably because I spent a million years only having my hand
<+Asestorian> and I wank too tight
<+Asestorian> or something
<%cougem> HAHAHA
<+Asestorian> it's like
<+Asestorian> my dick
<%cougem> FUCKING SQUEEZE THAT FUCKER
<+Asestorian> is perfectly tuned
<+Asestorian> for my hand
<+Asestorian> no wait other way round
<%cougem> no
<%cougem> its not perfeclty tuned
<%cougem> YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT
<%cougem> WITH YOUR MASSIVELY TIGHT WANKS
<+Asestorian> OH GOD COUGEM
<+Asestorian> what do I do
<%cougem> cut it off and let it regrow
<+Asestorian> ok cougem ur the dr
Mooney92 > literally
Mooney92 > hitler
HayesDuSid > mooney
HayesDuSid > i have assistance to offer you
HayesDuSid > http://careers.foxnews.com/
Mooney92 > hitler
HayesDuSid > mooney
HayesDuSid > i have assistance to offer you
HayesDuSid > http://careers.foxnews.com/
bl4xy > 84 people online in collective
bl4xy > where you guys mining?
Dr V > want to join?:)
qKaC3K > lgk station
qKaC3K > we are dissasambling it
qKaC3K > moving it somewhere else
Dr V > in jita?:)
qKaC3K > a sekrit wormhole. that sansha guy invited us
Dr V > want to sell a pirate agents to a concord with all lp shop?:)
Ezikiel Stone > type X for incursion fleet!!
bl4xy > where you guys mining?
Dr V > want to join?:)
qKaC3K > lgk station
qKaC3K > we are dissasambling it
qKaC3K > moving it somewhere else
Dr V > in jita?:)
qKaC3K > a sekrit wormhole. that sansha guy invited us
Dr V > want to sell a pirate agents to a concord with all lp shop?:)
Ezikiel Stone > type X for incursion fleet!!
Ruslik026 > <url=showinfo:1379//1033281511>Ella Meer</url> hey you where fuckin baby?))
Ella Meer > sucking mom's tits obviously, you wouldn't know, you sound like you were born out of man's ass
Ella Meer > sucking mom's tits obviously, you wouldn't know, you sound like you were born out of man's ass
Christos Hendez: hell i bet Sionn is sitting in in his appartment with 100 cats atm :D
Virtuozzo: no christos
Virtuozzo: other way around
Virtuozzo: 100 cats sitting in their apartment with one sionn
Christos Hendez: 100 cats are sitting with sionn?
Virtuozzo: sion is soggy :P
Dark Snipe: Soggy = wet and damp but in a nasty dingy kind of way
Virtuozzo: oh, then it is accurate
Virtuozzo: no christos
Virtuozzo: other way around
Virtuozzo: 100 cats sitting in their apartment with one sionn
Christos Hendez: 100 cats are sitting with sionn?
Virtuozzo: sion is soggy :P
Dark Snipe: Soggy = wet and damp but in a nasty dingy kind of way
Virtuozzo: oh, then it is accurate