Gammus Arterius > Bacon simmered in bacon that was wrapped in bacon that is fried in bacon fat in a pot made from bacon then served in bacon sauce on a bun made from bacon then slathered in bacon sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Commander Tork > do you think it is possible to cuddle a kangaroo?
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Venom Orchid > WHAT WERE YOU SAYING IN LOCAL?
Raxip Elamp > I CAN'T REMEBER NOW IT WAS A WHILE AGO
Venom Orchid > RAX!
Venom Orchid > DON'T TAUNT ME
Raxip Elamp > OR WHAT VENOM? YOU'LL SHOUT AT ME?
Avan Sercedos > no she'll pay me to taunt you in local
Venom Orchid > NO, I'LL SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT YOUR HULL SIZE
Kyle Langdon > oh shit
Xeross155 > Laggy internet + pirating
Xeross155 > cant be good
Raxip Elamp > EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TINY, I'M A RIFTER JOCKY, EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE JUST COMPENSATING
Raxip Elamp > I CAN'T REMEBER NOW IT WAS A WHILE AGO
Venom Orchid > RAX!
Venom Orchid > DON'T TAUNT ME
Raxip Elamp > OR WHAT VENOM? YOU'LL SHOUT AT ME?
Avan Sercedos > no she'll pay me to taunt you in local
Venom Orchid > NO, I'LL SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT YOUR HULL SIZE
Kyle Langdon > oh shit
Xeross155 > Laggy internet + pirating
Xeross155 > cant be good
Raxip Elamp > EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TINY, I'M A RIFTER JOCKY, EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE JUST COMPENSATING
Onyxalia La'fiette > this is new...
Onyxalia La'fiette > my drones actually return to me and orbit without being told...
Sydious > indeed, now if you could just convince them to focus fire when told i'd be quite happy
Tudari McGregor > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > most the time they do....so...yeah
Onyxalia La'fiette > but the first one to ask for a toy at the quafe store is gonna get popped in the head....
Onyxalia La'fiette > my drones actually return to me and orbit without being told...
Sydious > indeed, now if you could just convince them to focus fire when told i'd be quite happy
Tudari McGregor > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > most the time they do....so...yeah
Onyxalia La'fiette > but the first one to ask for a toy at the quafe store is gonna get popped in the head....
Jesus Troll > Bring your biggest ship to Tama.
ileador > LF industrial corp. organized
Jesus Troll > ;You can join my corp
Jesus Troll > Just come to Tama
Jesus Troll > so I can interview you
ileador > haha you just want to kill me :P
Jesus Troll > No I don't
Jesus Troll > I am from huge mining corp number one
Jesus Troll > We will get you started in the indy world quick
Jesus Troll > 24/7 ore so big you shit brix all the time i guarantee
Jesus Troll > We are verisign certified
ileador > LF industrial corp. organized
Jesus Troll > ;You can join my corp
Jesus Troll > Just come to Tama
Jesus Troll > so I can interview you
ileador > haha you just want to kill me :P
Jesus Troll > No I don't
Jesus Troll > I am from huge mining corp number one
Jesus Troll > We will get you started in the indy world quick
Jesus Troll > 24/7 ore so big you shit brix all the time i guarantee
Jesus Troll > We are verisign certified
BagelOfRighteousness > Hi there. I'm selling a raven navy issue for 400m. Would you be interested?
Eagle Extravaganza > Hmm, sure!
Eagle Extravaganza > Iv'e been contemplating a CNR for a while, to mission run in.
BagelOfRighteousness > yea./.they're great mission running ships
BagelOfRighteousness > not as great as a golem
BagelOfRighteousness > but not as skill/isk intensive either
Eagle Extravaganza > I can't fly marauders, I'm only poor, 400m is pretty much all Iv'e ever saved up.
Eagle Extravaganza > Would be a shame to waste it, but its a CNR, so long term, you know?
BagelOfRighteousness > yea
Eagle Extravaganza > I don't have much time to play eve, so its taken me this long to make 400m
Eagle Extravaganza > had some seriously family stuff going on in the past
Eagle Extravaganza > Lost half my family
Eagle Extravaganza > my friends, too,
Eagle Extravaganza > Like friends since primary school
BagelOfRighteousness > well thats a bummer
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, never to see any of them again. But its all over now, atleast I get to relax and play some eve for a bit.
BagelOfRighteousness > so...are you interested in the trade?
Eagle Extravaganza > I'll miss the girlfriend though, in the huge time we were together she pretty much fixed me up from the wreck I was beforehand, then she just fell out of love for me and started dating someone else, even though she said I was amazing...
Eagle Extravaganza > Sure, yeah, always wanted a CNR, sorry about the rambling, just you know, alot on my mind, seeing the psychiatrist about it al.
Eagle Extravaganza > Thats a normal raven.
BagelOfRighteousness > so it is =D
Eagle Extravaganza > I honestly can't beleive you'd try and scam someone who has just went through all that shit :)
BagelOfRighteousness > *shrug*
Eagle Extravaganza > Which is why I haven't and Iv'e just been playing you all along. Well, I did lose my girlfriend recently, and she did to heaps for me, and I also lost a shitton of friends about it, but still, you know..
Eagle Extravaganza > Cya o/ thanks for the funny chatlog.
BagelOfRighteousness > shi happen to alot of ppl
BagelOfRighteousness > cherrio
Eagle Extravaganza > Hmm, sure!
Eagle Extravaganza > Iv'e been contemplating a CNR for a while, to mission run in.
BagelOfRighteousness > yea./.they're great mission running ships
BagelOfRighteousness > not as great as a golem
BagelOfRighteousness > but not as skill/isk intensive either
Eagle Extravaganza > I can't fly marauders, I'm only poor, 400m is pretty much all Iv'e ever saved up.
Eagle Extravaganza > Would be a shame to waste it, but its a CNR, so long term, you know?
BagelOfRighteousness > yea
Eagle Extravaganza > I don't have much time to play eve, so its taken me this long to make 400m
Eagle Extravaganza > had some seriously family stuff going on in the past
Eagle Extravaganza > Lost half my family
Eagle Extravaganza > my friends, too,
Eagle Extravaganza > Like friends since primary school
BagelOfRighteousness > well thats a bummer
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, never to see any of them again. But its all over now, atleast I get to relax and play some eve for a bit.
BagelOfRighteousness > so...are you interested in the trade?
Eagle Extravaganza > I'll miss the girlfriend though, in the huge time we were together she pretty much fixed me up from the wreck I was beforehand, then she just fell out of love for me and started dating someone else, even though she said I was amazing...
Eagle Extravaganza > Sure, yeah, always wanted a CNR, sorry about the rambling, just you know, alot on my mind, seeing the psychiatrist about it al.
Eagle Extravaganza > Thats a normal raven.
BagelOfRighteousness > so it is =D
Eagle Extravaganza > I honestly can't beleive you'd try and scam someone who has just went through all that shit :)
BagelOfRighteousness > *shrug*
Eagle Extravaganza > Which is why I haven't and Iv'e just been playing you all along. Well, I did lose my girlfriend recently, and she did to heaps for me, and I also lost a shitton of friends about it, but still, you know..
Eagle Extravaganza > Cya o/ thanks for the funny chatlog.
BagelOfRighteousness > shi happen to alot of ppl
BagelOfRighteousness > cherrio
Lord Meltdown > hi, me n my buddies were talking, and were all wondering if the girls in eve are after dicks or breaking them?
Helicity Boson > classy.
Kyle Langdon > nice
Lord Meltdown > hey its an open poll
Arukemos > Quick! Somebody help me build him a bridge!
Lord Meltdown > lol
5corch > hello!
Lord Meltdown > seriously, 5corch = buddy
Lord Meltdown > dick or no ladies?
5corch > lol i think thye are planning our murder
Lord Meltdown > lol
Lord Meltdown > i can get my gay friend in here to if you'd feel more comfterable telling him
Helicity Boson > you probably have a few minutes till shae notices
EVE System > Lord Meltdown was kicked from the channel by Shae Tiann. Effective until 2010.02.06 03:45:24, Reason: "We like dicks, but not yours.".
Helicity Boson > and then kicks you ^^
Helicity Boson > classy.
Kyle Langdon > nice
Lord Meltdown > hey its an open poll
Arukemos > Quick! Somebody help me build him a bridge!
Lord Meltdown > lol
5corch > hello!
Lord Meltdown > seriously, 5corch = buddy
Lord Meltdown > dick or no ladies?
5corch > lol i think thye are planning our murder
Lord Meltdown > lol
Lord Meltdown > i can get my gay friend in here to if you'd feel more comfterable telling him
Helicity Boson > you probably have a few minutes till shae notices
EVE System > Lord Meltdown was kicked from the channel by Shae Tiann. Effective until 2010.02.06 03:45:24, Reason: "We like dicks, but not yours.".
Helicity Boson > and then kicks you ^^
Vel'kethor > Bow down to me, for I am your all powerful leader
stormwell > meh.....depends whether you has cookies
stormwell > meh.....depends whether you has cookies
Obsidian Hawk > i may work the plexes fast but the ladies are taken slow
Fellivaril > Matti is hardcore enough for us all the way i hear it he can take down a titan win a kessie while only fitted with 1 rocket laucher
dysje > yes matt is pretty hardcore
dysje > matt is so hardcore, he can titan jump a titan himself
Fellivaril > i hear he can titan jump without the titan!!!!
dysje > that too
Unholy GiT > i hear he can titan jump a ibis
Mattias Kerensky > I am in fact that hardcore.
Fellivaril > you hear that also i thought it was a myth
Mattias Kerensky > I am so hardcore I can oneshot 5 titans at the same time. With a Civilian Gatling Autocannon.
Fellivaril > i call BS on that one
Mattias Kerensky > /emote blows up felli
Fellivaril > WOW he podded me with his thoughts
Mattias Kerensky > /emote wins.
Fellivaril > ALL HAIL MATTI
Mattias Kerensky > /emote accepts the accolades of his subjects.
dysje > yes matt is pretty hardcore
dysje > matt is so hardcore, he can titan jump a titan himself
Fellivaril > i hear he can titan jump without the titan!!!!
dysje > that too
Unholy GiT > i hear he can titan jump a ibis
Mattias Kerensky > I am in fact that hardcore.
Fellivaril > you hear that also i thought it was a myth
Mattias Kerensky > I am so hardcore I can oneshot 5 titans at the same time. With a Civilian Gatling Autocannon.
Fellivaril > i call BS on that one
Mattias Kerensky > /emote blows up felli
Fellivaril > WOW he podded me with his thoughts
Mattias Kerensky > /emote wins.
Fellivaril > ALL HAIL MATTI
Mattias Kerensky > /emote accepts the accolades of his subjects.