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Coughing > f*ck you idot piss of shit, here are is truth 4 u
Lupus Hekki > piece*
Lupus Hekki > idiot*
Coughing > if you f*ck on top of a lien or cocodile, it will bite ur asswhole of
Lupus Hekki > crocodile*
Coughing > and u will die from nonshitting
Lupus Hekki > lion*
Lupus Hekki > asshole*
Coughing > that is what will hapen 2 u if u keep thjis up DUMBAS
Lupus Hekki > dumbass*
Lupus Hekki > this*
Lupus Hekki > happen*
Coughing > its caled hot chocolate for a resin DIPSH*T
Lupus Hekki > reason*
Lupus Hekki > called*
Coughing > tell that to the crododile ur just in deNILE owned nerd
Lupus Hekki > crocodile*
Lupus Hekki > denial*
Coughing > its caled a pun IDIOT KNOWBIE
Lupus Hekki > newbie*
Coughing > i will refrain from telling u 2 eat dog cum i think that is good deal ??
Lupus Hekki > i hear dog cum is healthy and tasty
Coughing > maybe if your DOGFUCKER
Lupus Hekki > if you're a dogfucker*
Lupus Hekki > lrn2grammar
Coughing > learn* pwned¨
Lupus Hekki *facedesk* that was the pun.
Coughing > stop eating leaves dumbace
Coughing > buy good dinner first
Coughing > i bet u put barbie in u ass whole in reallife
Lupus Hekki > tried that
Lupus Hekki > hurts a lot
Mr Spetznaz > what is a cocdile?
Lion Arthie > cocodile
Lupus Hekki > cocodile - a cock with herpies (often owned by him)
Coughing > Fack this idot....... GO HOME 2 BELARUS!!!!!!!! FAKE RUS
Mr Spetznaz > kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Netjist > dude
Coughing > stop masurbate ur cat
Netjist > get your elbow off the keyboard
Lupus Hekki > define fake rus
Aelifas Kamasi > He thinks that Belorussia is Russia, but fake
Evil Imam > do you guys think it's very bad to hit on my friend's ex?
cold vodka > YES
Davion Falcon > You'd be a shameful man if you didn't
Akira Kashuken > ask 1st you need a blessing
Christa Larne > If you didn't think so you wouldn't be asking - you would be doing :)
Akira Kashuken > but general rule of thumb is no
SkyFlyer > if their ex's it doesnt matter
Evil Imam > that's not an option, i know i won't get one
Davion Falcon > They're an ex, they're not together, fair game
cold vodka > you will loose your friends friendship
Christa Larne > Who dumped who?
Evil Imam > what about his sister than?
cold vodka > siste3r Yes
Evil Imam > he already said we won't be friends if i'd do her
SkyFlyer > go sister
Akira Kashuken > do you care?
cold vodka > go sister
SkyFlyer > hes not a real friend if he doesnt let you touch his sister
Evil Imam > it's actually a cousin
Shemort > try mum
Christa Larne > Breach of the bros before hoes rule
cold vodka > he will be angry for a week, then he will start to like it
Evil Imam > i'm just used to call stuff like that sisters cos in polish it's called sister by the aunt or sth like that
cold vodka > better a friend than some Jerk
cold vodka > Sky - LOL +++++
Evil Imam > now i should be out hitting on another girl
Akira Kashuken > http://www.explosm.net/comics/2692/
Evil Imam > kinda cool. into photography and shit
Evil Imam > and she smokes weed too
CarmaComa > First, find a hoe to go double on with him, then break the news as you are face-to-face, pounding her from each side.
Evil Imam > lolololol
Kalrissia > The Amarr are ok. Look good impaled all over the hull of my ship.
Stovak Aseph > i strap thier bodies to the turrets of my ships, kinda funny
Stovak Aseph > i have manned turrets...kinda
Rek Jaiga > /emote cylon-mates-with KorKor
Rek Jaiga > I am taking your DNA, and making it better. Silly organic.
Korinne > did you just merge our programming?
Rek Jaiga > <i>Yes</i>
Korinne > kiki is going to be mad at us
Nethys Axion > uh oh
Rek Jaiga > She can parse with us.
Korinne > doesnt that make us polygamists then?
Nethys Axion > ahhfeels good to play on max graphics again
Rek Jaiga > What's wrong with that?
Rek Jaiga > ...you mean you didn't know?
Rek Jaiga > nice, Nethys!
Nethys Axion > I think Kiki <i>is </i>in fact polygamist
Rek Jaiga > polyamorous, yes
Nethys Axion > yeah
Korinne > i think some of our programming is corrupt, since certain runtimes are corresponding as independent processes
Nethys Axion > I feel like I'm reading a script for java porn
Rek Jaiga > Hrm....but KorKor.
Rek Jaiga > We'll just build all night until there are no syntax errors.
Korinne > we need to recompile our newly merged firmware
Rek Jaiga > We're dealing with firmware? I was speaking machine language, because you made me hardware.
Nethys Axion > /emote facepalms
Nethys Axion > <i>hard</i>
Nethys Axion > <i>in multiple dimensions</i>
Rek Jaiga > ...yes
Korinne > one moment.... humor scripts are occupying all available resources
Korinne > "you make me hardware"
Rek Jaiga > Was there a semantic error on that line?
Nethys Axion > "my feelings for you are not a matter of coding now, because you made me hardware"
Korinne > possibly.
Rek Jaiga > Read string "hardware". Delete all chars after index 3.
Korinne > DEP runtimes have been activated, recommend rolling back to a previous restore point....
Rek Jaiga > Nooo I moved too fast
Korinne > mv merge.dat > FriendZone/Rek.dat
Scxe Espada > oh god. we are going to die in a fire :D
Onyxalia La'fiette > then it will be a glorious fire!
Onyxalia La'fiette > with marshmallows!
jih chop > >.>
jih chop > Spacemonkeys!
jih chop > there's EVERYWHERE
DeeeBo > where?
jih chop > in git's butt
jih chop > they're having a party
jih chop > they were trying to swing on his vine
jih chop > but it's too short and they kept falling aff
jih chop > ZOMG! that's going on OMGRAWR
jih chop > because there are FAR TOO FEW jokes about GiT's penis on OMGRAWR
DeeeBo > lol
jih chop > Sooooooo, lemme see if I've got this right - Erastara has been a member for about half an hour, and the first time he meets his CEO, he gets that ↑ ??
DeeeBo > yup
jih chop > yeah, that seems about right
Xel Reddusk > ok but if our penises touch, can we make lightsaber sound effects?
Dimko > practice cannot replace smell of powder
Dimko > to orient in fight u must have fight
Marian > no
Marian > to simulate fighting 1 fleet I simulate fighting 5 fleets
Marian > after than, 1 fleet is easy :)))))
zombu2 > The Clown War Is Coming .. HONK HONK BITCH
kroniksenvy > imready
zombu2 > for the honking or the war ... you know we gonna be needing armys of ppl that honk all the time
zombu2 > so ask yourself .... are you a honky?
Mark Syrus > lol
kroniksenvy > i honk causeim horny
zombu2 > so you are a honky? if yes i need to know so we can add you to the honky list
kroniksenvy > mos def
zombu2 > great
zombu2 > lemme just add you to the honky list
zombu2 > woudl you like to leave a comment on why you feel you are a honky?
zombu2 > i can put that in the comment table on my exel sheet
zombu2 > hello?
Tonyy Starkk > Hey!
jih chop > Hey!
Beanybasha > jih tony is a friend of mine from an old corp
jih chop > I saw your adventures in Manhattan last night!
jih chop > great job kicking Loki's ass!
Tonyy Starkk > Well thank you! I am Iron Man of course!
jih chop > well, Duh
Tonyy Starkk > Well, I am interested in joining a 0.0 corp and see what it's like, I need a break from this avenger stuff
jih chop > well, ok, but youhave to build everyone one of those cool suits to fly around in
jih chop > so instead of pods, when ships pop, we'll be in THOSE!
Beanybasha > LMAO
Tonyy Starkk > Im already on it
jih chop > imagine the looks on ppls faces if a fleet of ironmen showed up!
Tonyy Starkk > Well I do get that a lot!
jih chop > OR
jih chop > we could all just sit in station and wait for the enemy to show up . . .
jih chop > slap bruce banner across the face, shove him out an airlock, and watch the show
Beanybasha > lol dam jih
Tonyy Starkk > Well thats what the station pub is for
jih chop > yeah, the only problem with that is - eventually the enemy fleet will be gone, the hulk will want back in
jih chop > and he will NOT be happy
jih chop > maybe we need a better plan
Tonyy Starkk > Rip of his shorts
Tonyy Starkk > that's his weakness
Tonyy Starkk > Big guy, little penis....
Tonyy Starkk > That's why he's always angry
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