Duckeye > ugh, these socks smell like a horse squirted some projectile diarrhea into howard sterns mouth after he died of alcohol poisoning from sticking a bottle of vodka up his ass and falling asleep in his hammock on the beach of his mansion in florida
<HellGremlin>TIME TO MAKE YOUR GRANDPA PREGNANT
tina tick > how is the war going h4x
H4x14N > 3 ship kills, and 2 pods thus far
[18:07:07] tina tick > lol oh god
H4x14N > I told them in their public chat that I wouldnt pod anyone but the guy who insulted me...
H4x14N > after he said "well you'll never find me", I changed my mind
H4x14N > 3 ship kills, and 2 pods thus far
[18:07:07] tina tick > lol oh god
H4x14N > I told them in their public chat that I wouldnt pod anyone but the guy who insulted me...
H4x14N > after he said "well you'll never find me", I changed my mind
Poem > Crundle Wudget best huginn name ever, right?
Poem > my peyote tripping friend was shouting this for half an hour straight last week
Poem > apparently its a short goblin like creature that hunts humans
Poem > my peyote tripping friend was shouting this for half an hour straight last week
Poem > apparently its a short goblin like creature that hunts humans
Gammus Arterius > Bacon simmered in bacon that was wrapped in bacon that is fried in bacon fat in a pot made from bacon then served in bacon sauce on a bun made from bacon then slathered in bacon sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saaya Illirie > what kinda roam?
RaZZZZia > ninja mining in querious
Saaya Illirie > so fit officer mods on bantams?
RaZZZZia > ninjaing hemo in hostile 0.0
Saaya Illirie > and 3 100mn mwd's along with cruise missiles
RaZZZZia > when could one fit that on bantams
Saaya Illirie > oh i thought we were trying to fit bantams to tank mercoxit... im out
RaZZZZia > ninja mining in querious
Saaya Illirie > so fit officer mods on bantams?
RaZZZZia > ninjaing hemo in hostile 0.0
Saaya Illirie > and 3 100mn mwd's along with cruise missiles
RaZZZZia > when could one fit that on bantams
Saaya Illirie > oh i thought we were trying to fit bantams to tank mercoxit... im out
Commander Tork > do you think it is possible to cuddle a kangaroo?
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Calgus > the ones who grew up in enclosures n stuff yea
Calgus > the wild ones
Calgus > u gotta catch em
Thrayx > or shoot them ?
Calgus > n then they'll punch u out or if they kick ya they will cave ur chest cavity in
Commander Tork > shoot them and then cuddle them!! lol
Calgus > everyone now n then u have european folk or clueless city burks come here
Commander Tork > seems like an interesting sport!
Slashmach1 > do it fast cause they will go cold pretty fast
Calgus > n hit a kangaroo on the road
Calgus > come out to see if its ok, the thing kicks as it dies
Calgus > n kills the person
Ecatherina W > Slashy always practical :D
Slashmach1 > u know it
Thrayx > A lot of animals kick about as they die
Commander Tork > what about a tranquilizer?
Calgus > yea but a kangaroos kick can kill u
Commander Tork > you could still get a warm cuddle then!
Thrayx > I have had sheep thrash about for 4mins + after being dead
Calgus > coz u were givin it sweet love?
Thrayx > yep probably
Commander Tork > lol
Thrayx > a quick shot to the head then you get 4mins of guilt free loving
Thrayx > its not rape if its dead
Commander Tork > you would have been dissapointed if it didnt move!
Ric Adburr > Can you use tractor beams on the wrecks of corpmates ships lost in PVP?
Ric Adburr > Like to retrieve their loot for them?
mark sunamises > Yes
Ric Adburr > kkk cool
Ric Adburr > lol
Ric Adburr > 1 less k
Ric Adburr > remember kids, the kkk aren't cool
Ric Adburr > Like to retrieve their loot for them?
mark sunamises > Yes
Ric Adburr > kkk cool
Ric Adburr > lol
Ric Adburr > 1 less k
Ric Adburr > remember kids, the kkk aren't cool
Viva Baka > welcome
Viva Baka > o/
M2S Reaper > howdey ho salor
kage1982 > hey why did you kill my hulk?
Onyxalia La'fiette > why not?
kage1982 > im not a macro miner
Onyxalia La'fiette > so?
Viva Baka > u had too many ice harvestors on
Tim Brewer > u were cute and cuddly and his blasters wanted to hug u
Viva Baka > i singled you out because of that
kage1982 > in a belt full of ice miners?
M2S Reaper > well mackinaws mine
Onyxalia La'fiette > well...you looked tasty
Viva Baka > kage i can sell you back your loot for a discounted price
kage1982 > you can pay it me back now
M2S Reaper > haahahahaha
M2S Reaper > rofl
Tim Brewer > hulks are worth more and when they blow up it makes the same screaming sound as when u put a lobster in to boil
Viva Baka > i will pay you back if you come on our vent and sing "poker face" by lady gaga
kage1982 > what makes you think im a mine dumb ass
Onyxalia La'fiette > what makes you think we wont do it again?
Onyxalia La'fiette > :D
M2S Reaper > poker face !
Onyxalia La'fiette > YES POKER FACE!
kage1982 > whatever arsehole im just off to sell a couple of plex's will be in touch
Onyxalia La'fiette > if you want isk you must sing for us!
M2S Reaper > just read the lyrics
Viva Baka > put a bounty on me
M2S Reaper > me too!
Onyxalia La'fiette > jeez...if he didnt wanna sing that song...he coulda just asked for a diff one...like barbie girl :D
Viva Baka > o/
M2S Reaper > howdey ho salor
kage1982 > hey why did you kill my hulk?
Onyxalia La'fiette > why not?
kage1982 > im not a macro miner
Onyxalia La'fiette > so?
Viva Baka > u had too many ice harvestors on
Tim Brewer > u were cute and cuddly and his blasters wanted to hug u
Viva Baka > i singled you out because of that
kage1982 > in a belt full of ice miners?
M2S Reaper > well mackinaws mine
Onyxalia La'fiette > well...you looked tasty
Viva Baka > kage i can sell you back your loot for a discounted price
kage1982 > you can pay it me back now
M2S Reaper > haahahahaha
M2S Reaper > rofl
Tim Brewer > hulks are worth more and when they blow up it makes the same screaming sound as when u put a lobster in to boil
Viva Baka > i will pay you back if you come on our vent and sing "poker face" by lady gaga
kage1982 > what makes you think im a mine dumb ass
Onyxalia La'fiette > what makes you think we wont do it again?
Onyxalia La'fiette > :D
M2S Reaper > poker face !
Onyxalia La'fiette > YES POKER FACE!
kage1982 > whatever arsehole im just off to sell a couple of plex's will be in touch
Onyxalia La'fiette > if you want isk you must sing for us!
M2S Reaper > just read the lyrics
Viva Baka > put a bounty on me
M2S Reaper > me too!
Onyxalia La'fiette > jeez...if he didnt wanna sing that song...he coulda just asked for a diff one...like barbie girl :D
Grell Grimslade > I am making trip anyhow so it is pro boner
Grell Grimslade > errr bono
Grell Grimslade > errr bono