(Conversations about Didgeridoos that went entirely wrong)
Ryo Jang: seriously, it exercisesthe throat muscles and tightens them up
Geisha Jang: :P
Cythrawl: so does sucking cock, but you dont see me doing that now do you?
Ryo Jang: and dont go into the third drawer
Ryo Jang: nevar
Geisha Jang: lol
Cythrawl: fag, i swear :P
Geisha Jang: wtf is it with u and cock sucking?! seriously :P
Cythrawl: you give an obvious reference, i'll knock it the fuck outta the park
Cythrawl: that was too easy
Ryo Jang: :)
Ryo Jang: brb getting a cock
Ryo Jang: seriously, it exercisesthe throat muscles and tightens them up
Geisha Jang: :P
Cythrawl: so does sucking cock, but you dont see me doing that now do you?
Ryo Jang: and dont go into the third drawer
Ryo Jang: nevar
Geisha Jang: lol
Cythrawl: fag, i swear :P
Geisha Jang: wtf is it with u and cock sucking?! seriously :P
Cythrawl: you give an obvious reference, i'll knock it the fuck outta the park
Cythrawl: that was too easy
Ryo Jang: :)
Ryo Jang: brb getting a cock
Zanarkus > quite modest arent we?
Blutreiter > nope
Blutreiter > and "god" is even far below my actual worth
Blutreiter > i'm priceless
Zanarkus > haha
Blutreiter > ...eh, for a second, i almost wrote "worthless" ;P
Blutreiter > nope
Blutreiter > and "god" is even far below my actual worth
Blutreiter > i'm priceless
Zanarkus > haha
Blutreiter > ...eh, for a second, i almost wrote "worthless" ;P
FT Diomedes > stop thief!
FT Diomedes > this guy is running away with 270,000 hard-earned ISK
FT Diomedes > I cannot catch him
FT Diomedes > why do you run from me?
FT Diomedes > I won't hurt you...
FT Diomedes > not much anyway
Janus Darke > *Raises an eyebrow*
FT Diomedes > bah, it's not fun trashtalking the NPCs
FT Diomedes > but he is running from me
FT Diomedes > and I want his bounty
Janus Darke > It's unfair, they cant trash talk back :P
FT Diomedes > well, he shouldn't run
* FT Diomedes wonders whether Iron charges can kill him at 120km
FT Diomedes > 2007.06.01 13:23:01 Combat Your 425mm 'Scout' I Accelerator Cannon hits Corelum Guardian Chief Infantry, doing 19.5 damage.
FT Diomedes > This could take a while
Keitaro Baka > rofl
FT Diomedes > at least they made him come closer again
FT Diomedes > the joys of mining with railguns...
Keitaro Baka > yeah i just use arties on my domi
Keitaro Baka > spend so much time with npc i started fitting them
FT Diomedes > I like my railguns, it's me who sucks not them.
* FT Diomedes only has 700K in Gunnery
Iole > oops ^
* FT Diomedes has more skills in Gunnery than any other combat skill.
FT Diomedes > oops
Iole > ^^
FT Diomedes > time will cure all that
Iole > heh, it better ^^ if not u'll only dent stuff :P
FT Diomedes > I know
* Jagdgewehr hugs their 2m+ in gunnery. :x Compared to 1m in drones.
Jagdgewehr > ...And... uh. 7k in missiles.
* Iole has over 2 mill sp in gunnery
FT Diomedes > well, mine is only 7 inches long
FT Diomedes > oops
FT Diomedes > did I say that out loud
Iole > erhm ^^
Iole > size doesnt matter ;)
FT Diomedes > oh, you all were talking about your e-peens
Iole > :P
FT Diomedes > well, time for some mining with salvagers
Iole > enjoy ^^
FT Diomedes > apparently the Serpentis see combat missions as mining as well: Miner I x2
Iole > yarrrrrr i will mine you to death :P
Iole > "the battleship is depleted" :P
FT Diomedes > this guy is running away with 270,000 hard-earned ISK
FT Diomedes > I cannot catch him
FT Diomedes > why do you run from me?
FT Diomedes > I won't hurt you...
FT Diomedes > not much anyway
Janus Darke > *Raises an eyebrow*
FT Diomedes > bah, it's not fun trashtalking the NPCs
FT Diomedes > but he is running from me
FT Diomedes > and I want his bounty
Janus Darke > It's unfair, they cant trash talk back :P
FT Diomedes > well, he shouldn't run
* FT Diomedes wonders whether Iron charges can kill him at 120km
FT Diomedes > 2007.06.01 13:23:01 Combat Your 425mm 'Scout' I Accelerator Cannon hits Corelum Guardian Chief Infantry, doing 19.5 damage.
FT Diomedes > This could take a while
Keitaro Baka > rofl
FT Diomedes > at least they made him come closer again
FT Diomedes > the joys of mining with railguns...
Keitaro Baka > yeah i just use arties on my domi
Keitaro Baka > spend so much time with npc i started fitting them
FT Diomedes > I like my railguns, it's me who sucks not them.
* FT Diomedes only has 700K in Gunnery
Iole > oops ^
* FT Diomedes has more skills in Gunnery than any other combat skill.
FT Diomedes > oops
Iole > ^^
FT Diomedes > time will cure all that
Iole > heh, it better ^^ if not u'll only dent stuff :P
FT Diomedes > I know
* Jagdgewehr hugs their 2m+ in gunnery. :x Compared to 1m in drones.
Jagdgewehr > ...And... uh. 7k in missiles.
* Iole has over 2 mill sp in gunnery
FT Diomedes > well, mine is only 7 inches long
FT Diomedes > oops
FT Diomedes > did I say that out loud
Iole > erhm ^^
Iole > size doesnt matter ;)
FT Diomedes > oh, you all were talking about your e-peens
Iole > :P
FT Diomedes > well, time for some mining with salvagers
Iole > enjoy ^^
FT Diomedes > apparently the Serpentis see combat missions as mining as well: Miner I x2
Iole > yarrrrrr i will mine you to death :P
Iole > "the battleship is depleted" :P
<@HellGremlin> So, while I protest against Digi's frequent trout slapping
<@HellGremlin> I secretly long for it
<@HellGremlin> I secretly long for it
Paz Lenchantin > shit
Paz Lenchantin > i dont have anything you want
Gu'doff Mochow > you got a pod
Paz Lenchantin > so how this pirate thing work
Paz Lenchantin > you almost pod me and give me a toll?
Gu'doff Mochow > haha thats so classic i dont know what to say or think
Paz Lenchantin > how this shit works
Gu'doff Mochow > come to the gate and we'll give you a lesson
Paz Lenchantin > lol
Paz Lenchantin > so 4 serious how you make money
Paz Lenchantin > how do you..
Gu'doff Mochow > well those 5 t2 cargo expanders i looted from your ship helps
Paz Lenchantin > i dont have anything you want
Gu'doff Mochow > you got a pod
Paz Lenchantin > so how this pirate thing work
Paz Lenchantin > you almost pod me and give me a toll?
Gu'doff Mochow > haha thats so classic i dont know what to say or think
Paz Lenchantin > how this shit works
Gu'doff Mochow > come to the gate and we'll give you a lesson
Paz Lenchantin > lol
Paz Lenchantin > so 4 serious how you make money
Paz Lenchantin > how do you..
Gu'doff Mochow > well those 5 t2 cargo expanders i looted from your ship helps
Kamlesh > ok, logging for a bit
Kamlesh > trying to fix some stupid game problems
Alz Shado > be careful not to fix the smart game problems
Kamlesh > trying to fix some stupid game problems
Alz Shado > be careful not to fix the smart game problems
Phlax > SPIRALJUNKIE IN A BOB CHANNEL, POSSIBLY LOOKING FAT AND AWKWARD ON CAMERA TO AID THE WAR EFFORT???
VincentVangogh > Well, we need the freighter to haul our jeuvos, because we are that.
timstride > mind telling me why you are following me for the 3rd time?
Warload16 > ?
timstride > this Catherine person has been following me around ALA all day
Theo Samaritan > shes got to learn somewhere :)
Warload16 > what do u want me to haul mate
Catherine Halsey > maybe i want to
Lord Hood > she talks
Theo Samaritan > i know your name from somewhere cath
Catherine Halsey > then maybe you are an intelligent young man
Theo Samaritan > halo fan
Theo Samaritan > hardly intelligent
Catherine Halsey > that depends upon your definition of intelligent
Theo Samaritan > well i can do mildly complex math and can tie shoelaces ;)
Catherine Halsey > Congratulations, maybe one day you may be able to do something useful to the world, like PVP
Theo Samaritan > that was low
timstride > and uncalled for
timstride > you still havent answered my question
Theo Samaritan > ive had my fill of pvp in 0.0 thanks
Catherine Halsey > ha, you call flying around in 0.0 in a shuttle a fill of PVP
Catherine Halsey > and what question may that be?
Theo Samaritan > no, i call fighting against goonsquad in LV PvP
Theo Samaritan > =)
timstride > who are you and why are you following us around?
Warload16 > his a spy hahaha
Theo Samaritan > not really
Warload16 > she even lol
Theo Samaritan > as we havnt done much in the way of tactical
Theo Samaritan > and we've yet to piss people off
Catherine Halsey > Good question, however - for your insignificant mind, it is wasted brain power
Theo Samaritan > /emote sighs
timstride > look ill be frank with you - if you dont stop following me or causing shit, ill make a harassment petition
timstride > end of
Theo Samaritan > If the mind was truely insigificant enough to not warrent the question, then how did said mind ask the question to begin with
Catherine Halsey > Tim, that seems about your mentality to hide behind higher figures and Theo, its simple - the minds first thoughts are - Who, Why, When and How - he was simply following these basic thoughts
Theo Samaritan > They may be simple thoughts
Theo Samaritan > however in EvE, these thoughts are a difference between peace and war
Theo Samaritan > life and death
Theo Samaritan > they are the founding ideas behind all thoughts
Theo Samaritan > and as such an answer is deserved for this reason
Catherine Halsey > Your logic is great, your wisdom is poor
Catherine Halsey > i find these communication distasteful with such a commoner
Theo Samaritan > i fail to see how I am a commoner
Theo Samaritan > I am not slavouring with the drones mining at veldspar
Catherine Halsey > Perhaps a commoner was the incorrect use of the word, perhaps scum would have covered it better
timstride > Why is he a scum?
Theo Samaritan > Why am i scum? Is it due to my bloodline? or because I own a slave or two?
timstride > For so far you have lacked the intelligence that you are trying to project that you have
Theo Samaritan > The error I see is that although you claim wisdom, you fail to provide any solid ground to base your assumptions
Catherine Halsey > Scum for your pirate status and the intelligence that i lack? Ha, so far i havent seen the use of more than one brain cell between all of you. Although for Caldari and Gallente scum i am not surprised.
Theo Samaritan > I am not a pirate
Theo Samaritan > My negative sec is due to the defence of a system
Theo Samaritan > and the bounty is due to my friends and listeners at eve-radio
Catherine Halsey > So the security status that i see before my eyes are there to deceive me? I think not, please get out of my sight
Theo Samaritan > I have not recieved a corpse through my own doin direct, or indirect, in over 7 months
Theo Samaritan > I do not attack unless provoked
Theo Samaritan > and it takes alot to provoke me
Warload16 > dude she gone lol
Theo Samaritan > lol
Theo Samaritan > hoare
Theo Samaritan > XD
Warload16 > ?
timstride > this Catherine person has been following me around ALA all day
Theo Samaritan > shes got to learn somewhere :)
Warload16 > what do u want me to haul mate
Catherine Halsey > maybe i want to
Lord Hood > she talks
Theo Samaritan > i know your name from somewhere cath
Catherine Halsey > then maybe you are an intelligent young man
Theo Samaritan > halo fan
Theo Samaritan > hardly intelligent
Catherine Halsey > that depends upon your definition of intelligent
Theo Samaritan > well i can do mildly complex math and can tie shoelaces ;)
Catherine Halsey > Congratulations, maybe one day you may be able to do something useful to the world, like PVP
Theo Samaritan > that was low
timstride > and uncalled for
timstride > you still havent answered my question
Theo Samaritan > ive had my fill of pvp in 0.0 thanks
Catherine Halsey > ha, you call flying around in 0.0 in a shuttle a fill of PVP
Catherine Halsey > and what question may that be?
Theo Samaritan > no, i call fighting against goonsquad in LV PvP
Theo Samaritan > =)
timstride > who are you and why are you following us around?
Warload16 > his a spy hahaha
Theo Samaritan > not really
Warload16 > she even lol
Theo Samaritan > as we havnt done much in the way of tactical
Theo Samaritan > and we've yet to piss people off
Catherine Halsey > Good question, however - for your insignificant mind, it is wasted brain power
Theo Samaritan > /emote sighs
timstride > look ill be frank with you - if you dont stop following me or causing shit, ill make a harassment petition
timstride > end of
Theo Samaritan > If the mind was truely insigificant enough to not warrent the question, then how did said mind ask the question to begin with
Catherine Halsey > Tim, that seems about your mentality to hide behind higher figures and Theo, its simple - the minds first thoughts are - Who, Why, When and How - he was simply following these basic thoughts
Theo Samaritan > They may be simple thoughts
Theo Samaritan > however in EvE, these thoughts are a difference between peace and war
Theo Samaritan > life and death
Theo Samaritan > they are the founding ideas behind all thoughts
Theo Samaritan > and as such an answer is deserved for this reason
Catherine Halsey > Your logic is great, your wisdom is poor
Catherine Halsey > i find these communication distasteful with such a commoner
Theo Samaritan > i fail to see how I am a commoner
Theo Samaritan > I am not slavouring with the drones mining at veldspar
Catherine Halsey > Perhaps a commoner was the incorrect use of the word, perhaps scum would have covered it better
timstride > Why is he a scum?
Theo Samaritan > Why am i scum? Is it due to my bloodline? or because I own a slave or two?
timstride > For so far you have lacked the intelligence that you are trying to project that you have
Theo Samaritan > The error I see is that although you claim wisdom, you fail to provide any solid ground to base your assumptions
Catherine Halsey > Scum for your pirate status and the intelligence that i lack? Ha, so far i havent seen the use of more than one brain cell between all of you. Although for Caldari and Gallente scum i am not surprised.
Theo Samaritan > I am not a pirate
Theo Samaritan > My negative sec is due to the defence of a system
Theo Samaritan > and the bounty is due to my friends and listeners at eve-radio
Catherine Halsey > So the security status that i see before my eyes are there to deceive me? I think not, please get out of my sight
Theo Samaritan > I have not recieved a corpse through my own doin direct, or indirect, in over 7 months
Theo Samaritan > I do not attack unless provoked
Theo Samaritan > and it takes alot to provoke me
Warload16 > dude she gone lol
Theo Samaritan > lol
Theo Samaritan > hoare
Theo Samaritan > XD
Tiberius Gallas > hello all
crocmore > o/
Tiberius Gallas > glad to be here
Spikum > Welcome to corp Tiberius o/
Tiberius Gallas > so your the spikum i read about in omgrawr?
[ http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/10 ]
Spikum > damn
Tiberius Gallas > the one that got fooled by moo?
Spikum > why does everyone keep asking :(
Tiberius Gallas > man you are such an idiot
crocmore > poor spik :)
Spikum > yeah send me isk -.-
Tiberius Gallas > how stupid ahhahaha
Spikum > it was 2003 :p
Tiberius Gallas > oimg i laughed so hard at you
Spikum > it was just a scorpion -.-
Tiberius Gallas > dude
Tiberius Gallas > u got owned so hard
Spikum > Crocmore that new guy is ebil to me :(
Tiberius Gallas > feel the shame
OzaLoni > SPIK
OzaLoni > its rex
Spikum > OZA
Tiberius Gallas > :P
crocmore > i saw i saw :)
crocmore > we will make him sing YMCA on ts with yaz's camel
Tiberius Gallas > spike i got u so good :P
Spikum > FU rex
crocmore > o/
Tiberius Gallas > glad to be here
Spikum > Welcome to corp Tiberius o/
Tiberius Gallas > so your the spikum i read about in omgrawr?
[ http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/10 ]
Spikum > damn
Tiberius Gallas > the one that got fooled by moo?
Spikum > why does everyone keep asking :(
Tiberius Gallas > man you are such an idiot
crocmore > poor spik :)
Spikum > yeah send me isk -.-
Tiberius Gallas > how stupid ahhahaha
Spikum > it was 2003 :p
Tiberius Gallas > oimg i laughed so hard at you
Spikum > it was just a scorpion -.-
Tiberius Gallas > dude
Tiberius Gallas > u got owned so hard
Spikum > Crocmore that new guy is ebil to me :(
Tiberius Gallas > feel the shame
OzaLoni > SPIK
OzaLoni > its rex
Spikum > OZA
Tiberius Gallas > :P
crocmore > i saw i saw :)
crocmore > we will make him sing YMCA on ts with yaz's camel
Tiberius Gallas > spike i got u so good :P
Spikum > FU rex