Niko Daun > time to do a storyline.
Niko Daun > a galente one. after this i better do a few blowjobs for the caldari before i risk having to train diplomacy
Natalya Chevezia > O.o
Letri Bimmet > ewww
Letri Bimmet > that's getting omgrawrd
Niko Daun > hehe
Niko Daun > diplomace = blowjob skill.
Niko Daun > a galente one. after this i better do a few blowjobs for the caldari before i risk having to train diplomacy
Natalya Chevezia > O.o
Letri Bimmet > ewww
Letri Bimmet > that's getting omgrawrd
Niko Daun > hehe
Niko Daun > diplomace = blowjob skill.
ISD AeolusWind > I'm like the poo splattered on your windshield and then you tried to get it off with your wipers and a bit of washer fluid
ISD AeolusWind > I just don't go away, and you'll always find a bit of me somewhere
Erelas RyAlcar > There's your graphic storyline.....via AW
ISD AeolusWind > I just don't go away, and you'll always find a bit of me somewhere
Erelas RyAlcar > There's your graphic storyline.....via AW
Nevville > why are you targeting me?
Kalnantu Mekidao > He likes you.
Nevville > think so
Nevville > its my good looks that do it
Kalnantu Mekidao > Yup. Or your big wallet. :P
Nevville > oooooh i feel so cheap now
Kalnantu Mekidao > Just flash that around and you'll have everybody targetting you.
Nevville > what do i have to flash ??????
Kalnantu Mekidao > Um... Your wallet. No one wants to see anything else...
Nevville > ooh damn
Nevville > ah hes just a can thief
Kalnantu Mekidao > Ah, damn. Oh well, maybe next time.
Kalnantu Mekidao > He likes you.
Nevville > think so
Nevville > its my good looks that do it
Kalnantu Mekidao > Yup. Or your big wallet. :P
Nevville > oooooh i feel so cheap now
Kalnantu Mekidao > Just flash that around and you'll have everybody targetting you.
Nevville > what do i have to flash ??????
Kalnantu Mekidao > Um... Your wallet. No one wants to see anything else...
Nevville > ooh damn
Nevville > ah hes just a can thief
Kalnantu Mekidao > Ah, damn. Oh well, maybe next time.
WashuChanUK > o/ azia
Azia Burgi > hey hun
Azia Burgi > virgin broadband was fucking up earlier
WashuChanUK > It was? *is on virgin*
Azia Burgi > might have been the NW exchange or whatever they use
WashuChanUK > Likely that
WashuChanUK > Though Portsmouth South is the most stable exchange they have for some reason..might be to do with the old people in the area XD
Azia Burgi > old people watch a lot of TV though
WashuChanUK > Thats true but they arent straining the system with millions of torrents
Azia Burgi > just millions of repeats of eastenders
WashuChanUK > And emmerdale
Devlin Fox > /emote shudders at the thought of being forced to watch soaps..
Azia Burgi > "...its like a million brain cells all cried out in terror at once..."
Devlin Fox > lol :)
Azia Burgi > hey hun
Azia Burgi > virgin broadband was fucking up earlier
WashuChanUK > It was? *is on virgin*
Azia Burgi > might have been the NW exchange or whatever they use
WashuChanUK > Likely that
WashuChanUK > Though Portsmouth South is the most stable exchange they have for some reason..might be to do with the old people in the area XD
Azia Burgi > old people watch a lot of TV though
WashuChanUK > Thats true but they arent straining the system with millions of torrents
Azia Burgi > just millions of repeats of eastenders
WashuChanUK > And emmerdale
Devlin Fox > /emote shudders at the thought of being forced to watch soaps..
Azia Burgi > "...its like a million brain cells all cried out in terror at once..."
Devlin Fox > lol :)
Saint Lazarus > next time some bitch rejects you amma gonna shout DOCKIN REQUEST DENIED
Tyrok Legio > i found a twiglet on the floor a minute ago....i haven't had them for 9 months!!
Tyrok Legio > i licked it, to see if it was a twiglet or a little bit of poo...
Tyrok Legio > tbh it was both :(
Tyrok Legio > i licked it, to see if it was a twiglet or a little bit of poo...
Tyrok Legio > tbh it was both :(
Nhaz > you realise that that item you just stole from that can is worth nothing to anyone but me since it was the mission objective?
<Horionte> Soylent green is people!
<KomradeVirtunov> Tell us something we don't know.
<Horionte> KV blows trannies behind the toilets every Thursday at lunch
<KomradeVirtunov> As I said.
<KomradeVirtunov> Tell us something we don't know.
<Horionte> i'm an alien from outer space
<Horionte> and i can kill you via the internet
<KomradeVirtunov> you're also a fag
<KomradeVirtunov> so meh
<Horionte> Tell us something we don't know.
<KomradeVirtunov> Tell us something we don't know.
<Horionte> KV blows trannies behind the toilets every Thursday at lunch
<KomradeVirtunov> As I said.
<KomradeVirtunov> Tell us something we don't know.
<Horionte> i'm an alien from outer space
<Horionte> and i can kill you via the internet
<KomradeVirtunov> you're also a fag
<KomradeVirtunov> so meh
<Horionte> Tell us something we don't know.
Scott Ryder > Heh i was just visiting a friend now.. The bugger bought me a inflatable donkey
evn7289 > rofl
evn7289 > nice
evn7289 > not sure if i would be insulted or not if someone got me that :P
Scott Ryder > I dont care :p
Scott Ryder > Tomorrow the donkey gets it
Scott Ryder > BAD
0kura > o.0
0kura > You know this is going on OMGRAWR... right? :P
evn7289 > rofl
evn7289 > nice
evn7289 > not sure if i would be insulted or not if someone got me that :P
Scott Ryder > I dont care :p
Scott Ryder > Tomorrow the donkey gets it
Scott Ryder > BAD
0kura > o.0
0kura > You know this is going on OMGRAWR... right? :P
Koiraini > that would just be poetic justice, ceo of a pirate corp suicide ganked in jita by a bunch of bears
Koiraini > all the while smacking in local "Working as intended, Bitch"
Koiraini > all the while smacking in local "Working as intended, Bitch"