Nerochi > Sometimes I inject a x1 skill and start fapping to see if it can finish up before I do
Lallara Zhuul > 'now that you are 4, you can clonejump into an adult clone and start earning your lunchmoney.'
Pimp Cane > TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL...TOMORROW IM THINKIN ARBYS
agile23 > ships I own I always think of them as male
agile23 > enemy ships are female
agile23 > enemy ships are female
Jenny Wimbishi> So, here I was, sitting at the comp plugging in the same old repetative build orders, when I hear this sound.
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
I SoStoned > And?
Jenny Wimbishi > Well, it was this creaky sort of sound, you know, like unoiled old hinges moving ever so slowly. I look at the TV, just another bland science program about black holes, no creaky door hinges there. I mean, this sound was farking creepy, sent a rod of ice right up my back.
I SoStoned > As opposed to a rod up...
Jenny Wimbishi > So I'm sitting here, freaked out, knowing that the only door with hinges in the whole house is about ten feet behind me, and I turn around real quick... but there's nothing there, door's closed! Now I'm really getting spooked, downright scared.
I SoStoned > Coward.
Jenny Wimbishi > Took me a minute trying to figure this out, and then I heard it AGAIN! Freaking scary creaking sound!
I SoStoned > And? Well? WTF was it?
Jenny Wimbishi sighs, "It was my wolf."
Jenny Wimbishi > FARTING!
I SoStoned > ...
Obsidian Hawk > i may work the plexes fast but the ladies are taken slow
Don Tiberon > woman strip you of your man hood...trust me i am here in my home made pod sitting in front of the computer
Fellivaril > Matti is hardcore enough for us all the way i hear it he can take down a titan win a kessie while only fitted with 1 rocket laucher
dysje > yes matt is pretty hardcore
dysje > matt is so hardcore, he can titan jump a titan himself
Fellivaril > i hear he can titan jump without the titan!!!!
dysje > that too
Unholy GiT > i hear he can titan jump a ibis
Mattias Kerensky > I am in fact that hardcore.
Fellivaril > you hear that also i thought it was a myth
Mattias Kerensky > I am so hardcore I can oneshot 5 titans at the same time. With a Civilian Gatling Autocannon.
Fellivaril > i call BS on that one
Mattias Kerensky > /emote blows up felli
Fellivaril > WOW he podded me with his thoughts
Mattias Kerensky > /emote wins.
Fellivaril > ALL HAIL MATTI
Mattias Kerensky > /emote accepts the accolades of his subjects.
dysje > yes matt is pretty hardcore
dysje > matt is so hardcore, he can titan jump a titan himself
Fellivaril > i hear he can titan jump without the titan!!!!
dysje > that too
Unholy GiT > i hear he can titan jump a ibis
Mattias Kerensky > I am in fact that hardcore.
Fellivaril > you hear that also i thought it was a myth
Mattias Kerensky > I am so hardcore I can oneshot 5 titans at the same time. With a Civilian Gatling Autocannon.
Fellivaril > i call BS on that one
Mattias Kerensky > /emote blows up felli
Fellivaril > WOW he podded me with his thoughts
Mattias Kerensky > /emote wins.
Fellivaril > ALL HAIL MATTI
Mattias Kerensky > /emote accepts the accolades of his subjects.
Zakuza > i need to test out my tempy u want to hit me for a bit
Tim Brewer > lol sure im bored
Zakuza > aight give me one sec
Zakuza > just dont blow my ass up tim lol
Tim Brewer > lol
Tim Brewer > i dont think i can beat a tempest
Zakuza > i want to try and c how good this armor tank
Onyxalia La'fiette > zak be sure to remind him not to blow anything else up either...
Onyxalia La'fiette > you have to specify these things
Tim Brewer > lol sure im bored
Zakuza > aight give me one sec
Zakuza > just dont blow my ass up tim lol
Tim Brewer > lol
Tim Brewer > i dont think i can beat a tempest
Zakuza > i want to try and c how good this armor tank
Onyxalia La'fiette > zak be sure to remind him not to blow anything else up either...
Onyxalia La'fiette > you have to specify these things
<wizzard66> Dear Lucky Winner,
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<splinter> hehe
<wizzard66> what hehehe
<splinter> not even have to pay the transfer fee ?
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<wizzard66> its IRELAND
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<Mako> just as bad
<wizzard66> and very christian too
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* wizzard66 orders a bently
<Throdax|Work> wizz, didn't I told you to stop playing in the irish lottery??
<wizzard66> you did
<wizzard66> but im glad i didnt
<wizzard66> and im double lucky
<wizzard66> cos
<Throdax|Work> you will share at least, I hope
<wizzard66> (dont tel mrs wizz)
<wizzard66> but a girl from ukraine fancies me
<wizzard66> she sends me love letters
<wizzard66> its.. romantic
<wizzard66> with this kind of luck, i should find a cure for my small dick size, short attentionspan in bed and a quick 'downtime' this week in my mailbox too
* wizzard66 is so happy
<wizzard66> We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annualnfinaldraws of IRELAND ONLINE LOTTERY NOTIFICATION DESK internationalLottery programs. After this automated computer ballot,youre-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A"You are therefore been approve to claim the sum of £1,000,000 (One million Pounds sterling)
<wizzard66> zomg
<wizzard66> thats a lot
<wizzard66> AND I WON!!
<wizzard66> YAHOOOOOOOOOOO
<splinter> lol
<wizzard66> i only have to dail a number in ireland
<wizzard66> i can do that!
<splinter> hehe
<wizzard66> what hehehe
<splinter> not even have to pay the transfer fee ?
<wizzard66> oi im not dumb!!
<wizzard66> its not like is from nigeria!
<wizzard66> its IRELAND
<wizzard66> the land of the red haired girls
<Mako> just as bad
<wizzard66> and very christian too
<wizzard66> mako ireland <> nigeria
<wizzard66> man 1 million pounds
* wizzard66 orders a bently
<Throdax|Work> wizz, didn't I told you to stop playing in the irish lottery??
<wizzard66> you did
<wizzard66> but im glad i didnt
<wizzard66> and im double lucky
<wizzard66> cos
<Throdax|Work> you will share at least, I hope
<wizzard66> (dont tel mrs wizz)
<wizzard66> but a girl from ukraine fancies me
<wizzard66> she sends me love letters
<wizzard66> its.. romantic
<wizzard66> with this kind of luck, i should find a cure for my small dick size, short attentionspan in bed and a quick 'downtime' this week in my mailbox too
* wizzard66 is so happy