Gammus Arterius > Ok, my parents are in the room now, so CAN WE STOP WITH THE DICK JOKES?!
Rakamy > yes but in eve I can block assholes I cant block family
Seraphim Risen > Sure you can
Rakamy > lol
Seraphim Risen > *unlisted number and address
Nikita Stark > *shotgun
Seraphim Risen > *house in the woods*
Mahooky Dowripple > *wall
Fog Render > restraining orders
Nikita Stark > *molotov christmas presents
Seraphim Risen > Sure you can
Rakamy > lol
Seraphim Risen > *unlisted number and address
Nikita Stark > *shotgun
Seraphim Risen > *house in the woods*
Mahooky Dowripple > *wall
Fog Render > restraining orders
Nikita Stark > *molotov christmas presents
Duncan Tanner > im going to do an op
Duncan Tanner > for 30 jumps
Duncan Tanner > and not engage anything
Duncan Tanner > just to get practice
ScoRpS > u not engage?!?
ScoRpS > its madness
Duncan Tanner > i have to get good at not engaging m8
ScoRpS > this is SPARTA!
Capt Red > damn it wrong channel then
Duncan Tanner > ya but for 1 day we can be athenians
Duncan Tanner > and diplomatically avoid conflicts
ScoRpS > even they wanna show spartans what they can do
Duncan Tanner > negotiate
Duncan Tanner > lvl 5
ScoRpS > that would be awesome
ScoRpS > negotiate our way through 30 jumps of 0.0
Duncan Tanner > hang on guys hold on the gate i think i am reaching a deal with the enemy fc
ScoRpS > duncan needs treatment
Duncan Tanner > for 30 jumps
Duncan Tanner > and not engage anything
Duncan Tanner > just to get practice
ScoRpS > u not engage?!?
ScoRpS > its madness
Duncan Tanner > i have to get good at not engaging m8
ScoRpS > this is SPARTA!
Capt Red > damn it wrong channel then
Duncan Tanner > ya but for 1 day we can be athenians
Duncan Tanner > and diplomatically avoid conflicts
ScoRpS > even they wanna show spartans what they can do
Duncan Tanner > negotiate
Duncan Tanner > lvl 5
ScoRpS > that would be awesome
ScoRpS > negotiate our way through 30 jumps of 0.0
Duncan Tanner > hang on guys hold on the gate i think i am reaching a deal with the enemy fc
ScoRpS > duncan needs treatment
Yaron Shepard > how do i update my clone?
Culmen > dock in that station there ill walk you through it
ZeroThaHero > can neut dock at MM stations?
Culmen > dunno, lets find out
Yaron Shepard > can i update my clone there?
Yaron Shepard > ITo i cant dam
Yaron Shepard > its A Trap
Yaron Shepard > bastards
Culmen > dock in that station there ill walk you through it
ZeroThaHero > can neut dock at MM stations?
Culmen > dunno, lets find out
Yaron Shepard > can i update my clone there?
Yaron Shepard > ITo i cant dam
Yaron Shepard > its A Trap
Yaron Shepard > bastards
Traiben Mightius > I'm a very classy guy
Garrack > hah
Garrack > why are you a classy guy?
Traiben Mightius > Well I found out today that the instrument that ob-gyns use to give internal ultrasounds is called a "wand"
Traiben Mightius > Which of course led me to make the obvious Harry Potter joke
Traiben Mightius > I think yelling "Vaginus Openus!!!" a bunch of times is pretty damn classy. :)
Garrack > hah
Garrack > why are you a classy guy?
Traiben Mightius > Well I found out today that the instrument that ob-gyns use to give internal ultrasounds is called a "wand"
Traiben Mightius > Which of course led me to make the obvious Harry Potter joke
Traiben Mightius > I think yelling "Vaginus Openus!!!" a bunch of times is pretty damn classy. :)
Saaya Illirie > what kinda roam?
RaZZZZia > ninja mining in querious
Saaya Illirie > so fit officer mods on bantams?
RaZZZZia > ninjaing hemo in hostile 0.0
Saaya Illirie > and 3 100mn mwd's along with cruise missiles
RaZZZZia > when could one fit that on bantams
Saaya Illirie > oh i thought we were trying to fit bantams to tank mercoxit... im out
RaZZZZia > ninja mining in querious
Saaya Illirie > so fit officer mods on bantams?
RaZZZZia > ninjaing hemo in hostile 0.0
Saaya Illirie > and 3 100mn mwd's along with cruise missiles
RaZZZZia > when could one fit that on bantams
Saaya Illirie > oh i thought we were trying to fit bantams to tank mercoxit... im out
Miscus V > starts playing basketball
Revanic > uses baseball bat to hit miscus V and tells him to play more evil sport that you can use weapons in
Revanic > :D
Miscus V > switches to paintball
Revanic > swithes to pigeon shooting
Miscus V > switches to russian roulette
Miscus V > pushes the red button
Miscus V > nukes ftw
Revanic > sits back in station chair remembering that the shields are indestructable :)
Miscus V > deploys neut drones.... presses red button again
Revanic > then uses station defensesto flatten the planet miscus launched the nukes from
Revanic > kills nuet drones with massive uber nuet drone killing array
Miscus V > too bad the master chief made it to your ship first... end game
Revanic > uses baseball bat to hit miscus V and tells him to play more evil sport that you can use weapons in
Revanic > :D
Miscus V > switches to paintball
Revanic > swithes to pigeon shooting
Miscus V > switches to russian roulette
Miscus V > pushes the red button
Miscus V > nukes ftw
Revanic > sits back in station chair remembering that the shields are indestructable :)
Miscus V > deploys neut drones.... presses red button again
Revanic > then uses station defensesto flatten the planet miscus launched the nukes from
Revanic > kills nuet drones with massive uber nuet drone killing array
Miscus V > too bad the master chief made it to your ship first... end game
Tomahawk Bliss > amputees still like sex
Tomahawk Bliss > you dont' stop being a person
Tomahawk Bliss > you dont' stop being a person
Xorphix > If organ selling was possible on Eve, I'd be all over it!
Minuteman > What did the EVE player say when he went into a church?
Minuteman > "Pew pew pew"
Minuteman > Get it? :) http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pew?r=75
Minuteman > "Pew pew pew"
Minuteman > Get it? :) http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pew?r=75