Xcessum > hello neighbours!
Gunnar Ingiberg > i want your soul.
Xcessum > what'ya all up to this pleasant evening?
Xcessum > i would gladly share, but i seem to not have any (
Thiede > selling cookies.. want some?
cynoster > gettting high
Xcessum > that's... fun?
cynoster > u ve never sold cookies whilst high?
cynoster > ur missing out
Gunnar Ingiberg > i want your soul.
Xcessum > what'ya all up to this pleasant evening?
Xcessum > i would gladly share, but i seem to not have any (
Thiede > selling cookies.. want some?
cynoster > gettting high
Xcessum > that's... fun?
cynoster > u ve never sold cookies whilst high?
cynoster > ur missing out
Duckeye > has anyone else had razor burn on their crotch
Obsidian Hawk > no
Mala Foxglove > ...Sounds unfortunate
Gregor Tiberius > didnt you mention this duck? a while back?
Duckeye > I'm trying again
Duckeye > I only got half way, my designs didn't work
onovono > share pics
Gregor Tiberius > what are you tryin to make?
Duckeye > I tried making a swirl to make it look like a tornado, and I even broke down and used tweasers to try to design a little dorothy and toto, but I gave up
Duckeye > so right now it looks like pacman
Obsidian Hawk > no
Mala Foxglove > ...Sounds unfortunate
Gregor Tiberius > didnt you mention this duck? a while back?
Duckeye > I'm trying again
Duckeye > I only got half way, my designs didn't work
onovono > share pics
Gregor Tiberius > what are you tryin to make?
Duckeye > I tried making a swirl to make it look like a tornado, and I even broke down and used tweasers to try to design a little dorothy and toto, but I gave up
Duckeye > so right now it looks like pacman
Quintron > <b><url=showinfo:1375//1200595496>Captain Heff</url></b> aggres in 3a1p
Skandalious > wut he in?
Quintron > on q-cb g8
Quintron > cormorand
Quintron > come on
Quintron > he agreess me
Lusian > whats he in ?
PHPR Freighter > its a bloody cormorant... kill him with drones or something
Skandalious > wut he in?
Quintron > on q-cb g8
Quintron > cormorand
Quintron > come on
Quintron > he agreess me
Lusian > whats he in ?
PHPR Freighter > its a bloody cormorant... kill him with drones or something
<+Asestorian> if I need to close things I have to restart my computer and not open them again
Pater Syntaxeos > Hey, what are drones weak to?
HomeGrownBudZ > smartbombs
HomeGrownBudZ > smartbombs
Sarnen > Once upon a time there was 3 little carebears running missions in Gelfiven. Along came a 0.0 pilot who invited them to join FREGE in Outer Ring.
Sarnen > Two little carebears joined up with FREGE and moved their assets to 0.0.
Sarnen > the other little carebear was too frightened and stayed in Empire. He later knocked up his wife and had to quit Eve cause he was a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > (lol)
Sarnen > The other two carebear went to 0.0. They could only fly frigs, but were told to get on the gate with a point and mwd and make themselves useful.
Sarnen > Little did they know that FREGE had just gotten steamrolled by the Russians out of the Drone Lands.
Sarnen > And now Triumvirate was coming to kill them off. The two little carebears tried to help, but Tri's hacs were too much for their Vigils.
Garulf Hirgon > :(
Sarnen > Frege fell apart and they moved to Cloud Ring where they made new friends. But the second little carebear had ADD and he quit to play Darkfall. He was also a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > hah
Sarnen > Then they tried to take Cloud Ring and failcascaded.
Sarnen > and then they retied to take Immensea and failcascaded.
Garulf Hirgon > heh
Sarnen > Then they moved to Branch and got reset by the NC.
Sarnen > The End.
Sarnen > for now
Sarnen > Two little carebears joined up with FREGE and moved their assets to 0.0.
Sarnen > the other little carebear was too frightened and stayed in Empire. He later knocked up his wife and had to quit Eve cause he was a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > (lol)
Sarnen > The other two carebear went to 0.0. They could only fly frigs, but were told to get on the gate with a point and mwd and make themselves useful.
Sarnen > Little did they know that FREGE had just gotten steamrolled by the Russians out of the Drone Lands.
Sarnen > And now Triumvirate was coming to kill them off. The two little carebears tried to help, but Tri's hacs were too much for their Vigils.
Garulf Hirgon > :(
Sarnen > Frege fell apart and they moved to Cloud Ring where they made new friends. But the second little carebear had ADD and he quit to play Darkfall. He was also a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > hah
Sarnen > Then they tried to take Cloud Ring and failcascaded.
Sarnen > and then they retied to take Immensea and failcascaded.
Garulf Hirgon > heh
Sarnen > Then they moved to Branch and got reset by the NC.
Sarnen > The End.
Sarnen > for now
* Ivan Jakanov slaps captain da as hard as he can and starts running
* Captain Da chases after Ivan with the chainsaw
* Ivan Jakanov turns around, kicks captain dud in the balls and keeps running
Captin Sid > Owww
Captain Da > That was awesome, thanks for taking that boot to the nuts for me dude.
* Captain Da rapes Ivan
* Captain Da chases after Ivan with the chainsaw
* Ivan Jakanov turns around, kicks captain dud in the balls and keeps running
Captin Sid > Owww
Captain Da > That was awesome, thanks for taking that boot to the nuts for me dude.
* Captain Da rapes Ivan
Discrodia > I'm training for a Loki, b/c they're good at PvP. Though TBH they should just rename the damn thing to "Ductape Rapist"
steveid > i'm 12 jumps from raping a noob. i can feel myself stiffening
FugginNutz > still going after Bellum?
FugginNutz > still going after Bellum?
Venom Orchid > WHAT WERE YOU SAYING IN LOCAL?
Raxip Elamp > I CAN'T REMEBER NOW IT WAS A WHILE AGO
Venom Orchid > RAX!
Venom Orchid > DON'T TAUNT ME
Raxip Elamp > OR WHAT VENOM? YOU'LL SHOUT AT ME?
Avan Sercedos > no she'll pay me to taunt you in local
Venom Orchid > NO, I'LL SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT YOUR HULL SIZE
Kyle Langdon > oh shit
Xeross155 > Laggy internet + pirating
Xeross155 > cant be good
Raxip Elamp > EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TINY, I'M A RIFTER JOCKY, EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE JUST COMPENSATING
Raxip Elamp > I CAN'T REMEBER NOW IT WAS A WHILE AGO
Venom Orchid > RAX!
Venom Orchid > DON'T TAUNT ME
Raxip Elamp > OR WHAT VENOM? YOU'LL SHOUT AT ME?
Avan Sercedos > no she'll pay me to taunt you in local
Venom Orchid > NO, I'LL SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT YOUR HULL SIZE
Kyle Langdon > oh shit
Xeross155 > Laggy internet + pirating
Xeross155 > cant be good
Raxip Elamp > EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TINY, I'M A RIFTER JOCKY, EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE JUST COMPENSATING