Sarnen > Once upon a time there was 3 little carebears running missions in Gelfiven. Along came a 0.0 pilot who invited them to join FREGE in Outer Ring.
Sarnen > Two little carebears joined up with FREGE and moved their assets to 0.0.
Sarnen > the other little carebear was too frightened and stayed in Empire. He later knocked up his wife and had to quit Eve cause he was a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > (lol)
Sarnen > The other two carebear went to 0.0. They could only fly frigs, but were told to get on the gate with a point and mwd and make themselves useful.
Sarnen > Little did they know that FREGE had just gotten steamrolled by the Russians out of the Drone Lands.
Sarnen > And now Triumvirate was coming to kill them off. The two little carebears tried to help, but Tri's hacs were too much for their Vigils.
Garulf Hirgon > :(
Sarnen > Frege fell apart and they moved to Cloud Ring where they made new friends. But the second little carebear had ADD and he quit to play Darkfall. He was also a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > hah
Sarnen > Then they tried to take Cloud Ring and failcascaded.
Sarnen > and then they retied to take Immensea and failcascaded.
Garulf Hirgon > heh
Sarnen > Then they moved to Branch and got reset by the NC.
Sarnen > The End.
Sarnen > for now
Sarnen > Two little carebears joined up with FREGE and moved their assets to 0.0.
Sarnen > the other little carebear was too frightened and stayed in Empire. He later knocked up his wife and had to quit Eve cause he was a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > (lol)
Sarnen > The other two carebear went to 0.0. They could only fly frigs, but were told to get on the gate with a point and mwd and make themselves useful.
Sarnen > Little did they know that FREGE had just gotten steamrolled by the Russians out of the Drone Lands.
Sarnen > And now Triumvirate was coming to kill them off. The two little carebears tried to help, but Tri's hacs were too much for their Vigils.
Garulf Hirgon > :(
Sarnen > Frege fell apart and they moved to Cloud Ring where they made new friends. But the second little carebear had ADD and he quit to play Darkfall. He was also a fag.
Garulf Hirgon > hah
Sarnen > Then they tried to take Cloud Ring and failcascaded.
Sarnen > and then they retied to take Immensea and failcascaded.
Garulf Hirgon > heh
Sarnen > Then they moved to Branch and got reset by the NC.
Sarnen > The End.
Sarnen > for now
* Ivan Jakanov slaps captain da as hard as he can and starts running
* Captain Da chases after Ivan with the chainsaw
* Ivan Jakanov turns around, kicks captain dud in the balls and keeps running
Captin Sid > Owww
Captain Da > That was awesome, thanks for taking that boot to the nuts for me dude.
* Captain Da rapes Ivan
* Captain Da chases after Ivan with the chainsaw
* Ivan Jakanov turns around, kicks captain dud in the balls and keeps running
Captin Sid > Owww
Captain Da > That was awesome, thanks for taking that boot to the nuts for me dude.
* Captain Da rapes Ivan
<wizzard66> i need something neeked
<wizzard66> i dotn car if its female male or animal
<wizzard66> i just need lovee
<wizzard66> im so cold
<JamesS> they have 12 step programs for peoples like you :)
<wizzard66> 12 steps towards the chair of voltage?
<wizzard66> i dotn car if its female male or animal
<wizzard66> i just need lovee
<wizzard66> im so cold
<JamesS> they have 12 step programs for peoples like you :)
<wizzard66> 12 steps towards the chair of voltage?
Discrodia > I'm training for a Loki, b/c they're good at PvP. Though TBH they should just rename the damn thing to "Ductape Rapist"
steveid > i'm 12 jumps from raping a noob. i can feel myself stiffening
FugginNutz > still going after Bellum?
FugginNutz > still going after Bellum?
Venom Orchid > WHAT WERE YOU SAYING IN LOCAL?
Raxip Elamp > I CAN'T REMEBER NOW IT WAS A WHILE AGO
Venom Orchid > RAX!
Venom Orchid > DON'T TAUNT ME
Raxip Elamp > OR WHAT VENOM? YOU'LL SHOUT AT ME?
Avan Sercedos > no she'll pay me to taunt you in local
Venom Orchid > NO, I'LL SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT YOUR HULL SIZE
Kyle Langdon > oh shit
Xeross155 > Laggy internet + pirating
Xeross155 > cant be good
Raxip Elamp > EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TINY, I'M A RIFTER JOCKY, EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE JUST COMPENSATING
Raxip Elamp > I CAN'T REMEBER NOW IT WAS A WHILE AGO
Venom Orchid > RAX!
Venom Orchid > DON'T TAUNT ME
Raxip Elamp > OR WHAT VENOM? YOU'LL SHOUT AT ME?
Avan Sercedos > no she'll pay me to taunt you in local
Venom Orchid > NO, I'LL SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT YOUR HULL SIZE
Kyle Langdon > oh shit
Xeross155 > Laggy internet + pirating
Xeross155 > cant be good
Raxip Elamp > EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TINY, I'M A RIFTER JOCKY, EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE JUST COMPENSATING
Ahrotahntee > I figured out how to make instant pudding on the bus
Ahrotahntee > 1 package Jello Instant Chocolate Pudding
1 500ml carton of milk
Ahrotahntee > mix, close the carton and shake until thick
Ahrotahntee > that was actually the crowning accomplishment of the decade.
Ahrotahntee > ..unfortunately, you could not get either component on an airplane
Ahrotahntee > they'll confiscate the powder, and the milk
Syra Devi > not sure of that
Ahrotahntee > you can't declare 500ml of milk, they'll take it
Syra Devi > just rent a baby and put it in a bottle
Ahrotahntee > 1 package Jello Instant Chocolate Pudding
1 500ml carton of milk
Ahrotahntee > mix, close the carton and shake until thick
Ahrotahntee > that was actually the crowning accomplishment of the decade.
Ahrotahntee > ..unfortunately, you could not get either component on an airplane
Ahrotahntee > they'll confiscate the powder, and the milk
Syra Devi > not sure of that
Ahrotahntee > you can't declare 500ml of milk, they'll take it
Syra Devi > just rent a baby and put it in a bottle
Jesus Troll > Bring your biggest ship to Tama.
ileador > LF industrial corp. organized
Jesus Troll > ;You can join my corp
Jesus Troll > Just come to Tama
Jesus Troll > so I can interview you
ileador > haha you just want to kill me :P
Jesus Troll > No I don't
Jesus Troll > I am from huge mining corp number one
Jesus Troll > We will get you started in the indy world quick
Jesus Troll > 24/7 ore so big you shit brix all the time i guarantee
Jesus Troll > We are verisign certified
ileador > LF industrial corp. organized
Jesus Troll > ;You can join my corp
Jesus Troll > Just come to Tama
Jesus Troll > so I can interview you
ileador > haha you just want to kill me :P
Jesus Troll > No I don't
Jesus Troll > I am from huge mining corp number one
Jesus Troll > We will get you started in the indy world quick
Jesus Troll > 24/7 ore so big you shit brix all the time i guarantee
Jesus Troll > We are verisign certified
Bryce Calladan > Lvl 70 Scorpion Pilot LFG
<wizzard66> i never had a man caring for me
<wizzard66> well, not since boys choir that is
<Spoofe> wizz is drunk :D<3
<wizzard66> well, not since boys choir that is
<Spoofe> wizz is drunk :D<3