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Verone > later guys, i'm off to bed to dream about Eris Discordia, A large tub of Hagen Daas Chocolate Ice Cream, and an International Spoon Shortage.
<Molle> everything comfortable in evol?
<Digitalcommunist> yep, its like being dipped in honey and getting a bunch of poodles to lick you
<Requiem|> Did some huge battle occur in catch last night? More than 700 ships destroyed. o_O
<MaZ-> probably FIX doing a complex
Zurtur > Hello to all 450 people in here. U know that i love u all, but could u pls log off, so i can open my cargohold, undock and get the **** out of this system? THX
MuthaTrucka > Prize Bull sperm is like 8K dollars a pint
iceyreloaded > i dare not ask how you know this info
Chonker > i crushed a finger dropping the rear beam on my car off earlier, i'ts hard to type without it
Ginsu Knife > O.o
Jhar'An > Id recommend not crushing the finger then.
Chonker > yup
Brazz SilverPocket > ouch
Chonker > ooh, i see wages :)
Chonker > cheers jhar
Jhar'An > Lol, Aye, you got paid for both ops right?
Chonker > yea, proper took the nail off my finger
Brazz SilverPocket > thats like my friend, years ago he closed the garage door on his index finger when we were headed out to bowling one night.
Chonker > i'm all paid up i'm sure
Chonker > ouch
Ginsu Knife > O.o
* Ginsu Knife can't imagine how that works.
Chonker > hah, bowling, "chucking" sound more likely :(
Brazz SilverPocket > Yup, just a stump on it now. Couldn't repair it
Jhar'An > Ive done some pretty dumb, painful things.. But I cant top these stories.
Chonker > i think this is repairable, hopefully i'll get a new nail
Chonker > stupid car :)
Chonker > obviously needs to be made lighter!
Brazz SilverPocket > Not me at least, stupidest thing I ever did was get my pinky finger cut by an electric headgeclipper....thankfully only the tip a bit and it was
repaired...
Chonker > lighter = less crushy
Jhar'An > hehe, or you just need to get help.
Skaaltel > I can top these stories
Chonker > it's already quite light
Skaaltel > I went through the back window of a minivan with my head
Brazz SilverPocket > oh and the meatslicer I was cleaning in my first job at a deli. That was fun. Sliced my middle and ring finger sideways once. I could flap them. it was fun.
Chonker > http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~k0n/F776SNO/pics/2005-11-19/slides/100_0405.JPG
Skaaltel > and 50 stitches later....
Brazz SilverPocket > OUCH! You win.
Jhar'An > EWWW!
Chonker > ooooh 50 stickes?
Skaaltel > it was impressive
Chonker > stictches
Jhar'An > Never has meat where Skaaltel works.
Chonker > arse, stupid hand
Arhnoldus Pranel > suddnely the chili I'm cooking is losing its appeal
Ginsu Knife > I bet a Band-Aid II would have handled that.
Iggy > anyone have extra enriched uranium?
Succoros > i hear iran has
Gothikia > sooo... thats what you do during the boring station taking huh?
* cordy is gonna shut up before loxy bitchslaps her again
Alzahk > well shipsex might seem innocent enough... til one of you accidentally hits the self destruct
Gothikia > now that would be some orgasim!
Shi Xia > Kermit how's miss piggy these days? she still doing that pids in space bit?
Kermit Frogly > yeah
Kermit Frogly > only problem, the bacon smell
Shi Xia > hehehe, mmmm bacon
Kermit Frogly > She doesnt say much these days though
Kermit Frogly > Has a frog in her throat
Shi Xia > o.0
Kermit Frogly > lol
Kermit Frogly > :D
Shi Xia > or perhaps she feeling a truffle under the weather
Kermit Frogly > perhaps
Kermit Frogly > she was always a bit hammy though
Kermit Frogly > until I smacked her in the chops
Shi Xia > lol
Shi Xia > but recently I saw her in a movie, she was kind of a boar to be honest
Kermit Frogly > she was probably hogging the camera
Shi Xia > what a friggen pig
Kermit Frogly > yeah
Kermit Frogly > should see the slop she tries to feed me
Shi Xia > hehehe
Shi Xia > when will it end?
Kermit Frogly > soon I hope
Kermit Frogly > lol
Father Goose > Probably in the fryer
Kermit Frogly > This should go on omgrawr
Kermit Frogly > at least she brings home the bacon
Shi Xia > yeah now your livin high off the hog
Kermit Frogly > rofl
Shi Xia > just think when she passes away you can start a sporting goods store and eat pork rinds for a yeart
Kermit Frogly > hey!
Kermit Frogly > I love pork rinds
Kermit Frogly > But when she dies I'll never eat pork again
Itachi XIII > Awesome, thanks yous so muchz0r for logging in and getting stuck, next week we will sacrifice pigs to test the effect of high voltage dual cores on living tissue, kthxbye, Oveur.
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