Deadly Shride > I am under atack need help please anyone 3 pirats I need help I cant hold up shit fuck oh shit my ship nooooooooooo
DTee> hello
Molle> k, checklist
Molle> Got lube?
DTee> yes
Molle> Sitting down?
DTee> yes
Molle> Wrong, bend over
Molle> k, checklist
Molle> Got lube?
DTee> yes
Molle> Sitting down?
DTee> yes
Molle> Wrong, bend over
Jenson Cole > Alright guys we're going to play smash the pinata but the first objective is to find it
The Stampede > /emote is docking to chat with his locator agent atm
Machiu Troyan > lol
Nichalus Dreadstar > uh....what did I miss?
Jenson Cole > Playing Smash the Pinata. Object of the game is find it and blow it up.
Machiu Troyan > come on cole, at least some hints?
Jenson Cole > There's your hint
The Stampede > lol
Machiu Troyan > lol
Jenson Cole > Now find him and smash the pinata
Hetzzer Coresh > *plays mexican music*
Jenson Cole > Prize is 20 million isk to whomever pops the pinata first
Jenson Cole > Look at Hetzzer's profile Nich
Hetzzer Coresh > oh shit
Hetzzer Coresh > LOL
Machiu Troyan > LMAO
The Stampede > The scumsucker is located at Nakri V - Moon 5 - Sarum Family Assembly Plant station in the Nakri system of the Zemont constellation.
Hetzzer Coresh > OH YOU BASTARD
The Stampede > only 5 jumps
The Stampede > im OMW
The Stampede > hetz :)
The Stampede > guess what
The Stampede > omgrawr'd
Hetzzer Coresh > LOL what did i do to deserve this?
The Stampede > /emote is docking to chat with his locator agent atm
Machiu Troyan > lol
Nichalus Dreadstar > uh....what did I miss?
Jenson Cole > Playing Smash the Pinata. Object of the game is find it and blow it up.
Machiu Troyan > come on cole, at least some hints?
Jenson Cole > There's your hint
The Stampede > lol
Machiu Troyan > lol
Jenson Cole > Now find him and smash the pinata
Hetzzer Coresh > *plays mexican music*
Jenson Cole > Prize is 20 million isk to whomever pops the pinata first
Jenson Cole > Look at Hetzzer's profile Nich
Hetzzer Coresh > oh shit
Hetzzer Coresh > LOL
Machiu Troyan > LMAO
The Stampede > The scumsucker is located at Nakri V - Moon 5 - Sarum Family Assembly Plant station in the Nakri system of the Zemont constellation.
Hetzzer Coresh > OH YOU BASTARD
The Stampede > only 5 jumps
The Stampede > im OMW
The Stampede > hetz :)
The Stampede > guess what
The Stampede > omgrawr'd
Hetzzer Coresh > LOL what did i do to deserve this?
Mtthias Clemi > you dont condone piracy?
Exelsior > no...
Exelsior > well
Exelsior > eve piracy
Exelsior > normal piracy like 'yarr!' in boats s good
Exelsior > no...
Exelsior > well
Exelsior > eve piracy
Exelsior > normal piracy like 'yarr!' in boats s good
Gangus > speaking of livestock
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Ikvar > Tam
Ikvar > Serious question, would you ever have sex with a guy?
R31D > why is that in future tense?
Ikvar > Because if he says yes I'm going to ask him if he's going to fanfest
Ikvar > Serious question, would you ever have sex with a guy?
R31D > why is that in future tense?
Ikvar > Because if he says yes I'm going to ask him if he's going to fanfest
Samuel Vimes > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Samuel Vimes > found it :o
Atandros > The letter "a" on your keyboard?
Samuel Vimes > found it :o
Atandros > The letter "a" on your keyboard?
Koravel > Im serious about this offere, there are several people that will back me up. only valid for another 45 minutes. This is your chance to get a background with a hot girl holding a sign saying you are hot! Or whatever else you want!
Marcux > sec - lemme invite
Koravel > I also have a hot guy who will do my bidding for pictures as well ( dont ask ) if thats your thing, send me a private message for either!
Alurina > Or, you could use google and photoshop if your this desperate
Andreya > lol Kor the things you do for money
Koravel > Ya Alurina, that too, but this onees legit, real girl, real sign, real pic :)
Koravel > Shes leave ins 45 minutes which is why im pushing this right now lo
Tesha Marill > i saw a pic...they're real
Koravel > *lol
Farscape Hw > koravel how much have you made now?
Koravel > see! lol. This isnt a scam ><
Koravel > Farscape: Total? On this one? none. On sending the pre taken pics earlier, um, 3 mil. lol. thats it.
Koravel > thats nothing to me, honestly i waste that in a night. those were to get people to see that i wasnt faking when i was willing to take a custom pic for 10 mil ^^
ElweSingollo > O_o
Farscape Hw > lol
ElweSingollo > how long have you been a Pimp Kor and is it a succesfull business niche in Eve ;P
Marcux > sec - lemme invite
Koravel > I also have a hot guy who will do my bidding for pictures as well ( dont ask ) if thats your thing, send me a private message for either!
Alurina > Or, you could use google and photoshop if your this desperate
Andreya > lol Kor the things you do for money
Koravel > Ya Alurina, that too, but this onees legit, real girl, real sign, real pic :)
Koravel > Shes leave ins 45 minutes which is why im pushing this right now lo
Tesha Marill > i saw a pic...they're real
Koravel > *lol
Farscape Hw > koravel how much have you made now?
Koravel > see! lol. This isnt a scam ><
Koravel > Farscape: Total? On this one? none. On sending the pre taken pics earlier, um, 3 mil. lol. thats it.
Koravel > thats nothing to me, honestly i waste that in a night. those were to get people to see that i wasnt faking when i was willing to take a custom pic for 10 mil ^^
ElweSingollo > O_o
Farscape Hw > lol
ElweSingollo > how long have you been a Pimp Kor and is it a succesfull business niche in Eve ;P
Descyphal > what did i go down on you for if you dont treat me with some respect
The Stampede > nah uh girlfriend you did NOT just go there!
Hetzzer Coresh gets the hose
Hetzzer Coresh > WOOO!
The Stampede > nah uh girlfriend you did NOT just go there!
Hetzzer Coresh gets the hose
Hetzzer Coresh > WOOO!
Damige > Making a new corp, doing what we do best.
Landshark > What? Dieing?
Landshark > What? Dieing?