LodeArm > lol ive just been mowing the lawn and managed to trash the lawn mower by going over a chuck of wood :( oopsie
PKlavins > O.o
Ralus > hehe crunch
Kennyer > lol
Kennyer > smooth :)
Mud Dawg > Well, guess you don't need to worry about the lawn for awhile.
LodeArm > there was fuel coming out of the air intake on the side..... so i hie the lawn mower and legged it back to eve lol
PKlavins > (Notify) Chunk of wood strikes lawnmower perfectly, wrecking the lawnmower
LodeArm > hehe
Mud Dawg > LOL
Ralus > hah just use some petrol that'll have the grass down in no time
PKlavins > O.o
Ralus > hehe crunch
Kennyer > lol
Kennyer > smooth :)
Mud Dawg > Well, guess you don't need to worry about the lawn for awhile.
LodeArm > there was fuel coming out of the air intake on the side..... so i hie the lawn mower and legged it back to eve lol
PKlavins > (Notify) Chunk of wood strikes lawnmower perfectly, wrecking the lawnmower
LodeArm > hehe
Mud Dawg > LOL
Ralus > hah just use some petrol that'll have the grass down in no time
<Alasse> well pardon me for not being a jobless slacker/greek
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
Redarquol > be with you soon, just going to pick up my last can
Redarquol > go and personaly aPODogise to him
Redarquol > go and personaly aPODogise to him
High Sierra > ok heres a question
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
Morak Wikixu > ok, is the first you only have a handful to choose from..
Morak Wikixu > oups wrong window.
Morak Wikixu > you only have a handful to chose from
Morak Wikixu > damnit!
Morak Wikixu > oups wrong window.
Morak Wikixu > you only have a handful to chose from
Morak Wikixu > damnit!
james washburn > 'i hate ASCN
james washburn > they done stole my space
james washburn > they turned my home into a strip bar...
james washburn > /emote crys
Blyzz > WOOHOO!
Blyzz > but that's a good thing!
james washburn > no its not
james washburn > they chjanged the locks
james washburn > they done stole my space
james washburn > they turned my home into a strip bar...
james washburn > /emote crys
Blyzz > WOOHOO!
Blyzz > but that's a good thing!
james washburn > no its not
james washburn > they chjanged the locks
Carbis > I'm back
Carbis > now, where would you like me to meet you, boss?
Carbis > anybody home?
Aman Nogi > nay i am not here
Carbis > do I have to press one to leave a message?
Aman Nogi > no press 3, 1 is for celebrities only
Carbis > how do you know I am not a celebrity? Seriously, I have been on the news, a few times
Aman Nogi > was that you in the handcuffs?
Carbis > no!... I was the one in my underwear, talking about what the tornado sounded like
Carbis > now, where would you like me to meet you, boss?
Carbis > anybody home?
Aman Nogi > nay i am not here
Carbis > do I have to press one to leave a message?
Aman Nogi > no press 3, 1 is for celebrities only
Carbis > how do you know I am not a celebrity? Seriously, I have been on the news, a few times
Aman Nogi > was that you in the handcuffs?
Carbis > no!... I was the one in my underwear, talking about what the tornado sounded like
MrRx7 > ok either I'm going crazy, or modules on my ship are disspearing
Kelgen Thann > gremlins!
MrRx7 > I had 2x Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer I
MrRx7 > when I docked....I undocking and I only had one
Dimitri Ravinoff > WTS Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer
Kelgen Thann > gremlins!
MrRx7 > I had 2x Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer I
MrRx7 > when I docked....I undocking and I only had one
Dimitri Ravinoff > WTS Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer
TheHobGoblin > MWDed in under his pulses and drained his cap to nothing
Nova Strikes > i was sucking off both the phantasm and Archies Temp at the same time, dont think i was to good with the nos tho, dont have t2
Kerosene > oo-er Nova
Nova Strikes > huh?
Kerosene > Did you suck off anything else?
Nova Strikes > yes i think skully was in a frigate
Kerosene > So you sucked off Skully?
Nova Strikes > sucked him too
Kerosene > o/
Nova Strikes > yes and archie and sloan
Nova Strikes > what?
Nova Strikes > .......
Kerosene > I'm pissing myself here
Nova Strikes > ...ye bastard!
Nova Strikes > :(
Nova Strikes > i was sucking off both the phantasm and Archies Temp at the same time, dont think i was to good with the nos tho, dont have t2
Kerosene > oo-er Nova
Nova Strikes > huh?
Kerosene > Did you suck off anything else?
Nova Strikes > yes i think skully was in a frigate
Kerosene > So you sucked off Skully?
Nova Strikes > sucked him too
Kerosene > o/
Nova Strikes > yes and archie and sloan
Nova Strikes > what?
Nova Strikes > .......
Kerosene > I'm pissing myself here
Nova Strikes > ...ye bastard!
Nova Strikes > :(
HapeMask > wtf why to I have 3 warpcore stabs in hodrold?
Kibbler > lol
Kibbler > dirty habit? :P
HapeMask > :(
HapeMask > I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!
Kibbler > lol
Kibbler > dirty habit? :P
HapeMask > :(
HapeMask > I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!