DisturbdGuy > i like to kill people....and dismember them...then i just set the parts loose in space.
DisturbdGuy > omgz gibblets
Detrevni > freeze them and shoot them out of your autocannon
DisturbdGuy > i wish
Detrevni > then they'd be death gibblets
DisturbdGuy > Meaty suprise strikes RandomTarget perfectly. Wrecking for 1.4 damage and 6% blood staining
DisturbdGuy > omgz gibblets
Detrevni > freeze them and shoot them out of your autocannon
DisturbdGuy > i wish
Detrevni > then they'd be death gibblets
DisturbdGuy > Meaty suprise strikes RandomTarget perfectly. Wrecking for 1.4 damage and 6% blood staining
X3S > and I take slaves into my rehab.
Jamow Beck > and do what kinds of experiments on them, X3S
X3S > I let them live free.
X3S > I also help them escape the bondage of living life as a slave.
Jamow Beck > How many ya got?
DisturbdGuy > if you have an asian one, i'll take it
Sebastian DeBoer > you'll take it where?
DisturbdGuy > don't ask man...
Sebastian DeBoer > lol
X3S > the population of fleshtopia is 2769
DisturbdGuy > ok
X3S > working on getting more.
Jamow Beck > Are they all stacked on top of eachother?
DisturbdGuy > could be interesting...
Detrevni > slave orgy what?
X3S > yes
X3S > I got some janiters in there too,
Detrevni > and some marines in case things get too rowdy?
Sebastian DeBoer > or incase things dont get roudy enough...
DisturbdGuy > i feel bad for the janitors...so many fluids....SO MANY FLUIDS!!!!!
Jamow Beck > and do what kinds of experiments on them, X3S
X3S > I let them live free.
X3S > I also help them escape the bondage of living life as a slave.
Jamow Beck > How many ya got?
DisturbdGuy > if you have an asian one, i'll take it
Sebastian DeBoer > you'll take it where?
DisturbdGuy > don't ask man...
Sebastian DeBoer > lol
X3S > the population of fleshtopia is 2769
DisturbdGuy > ok
X3S > working on getting more.
Jamow Beck > Are they all stacked on top of eachother?
DisturbdGuy > could be interesting...
Detrevni > slave orgy what?
X3S > yes
X3S > I got some janiters in there too,
Detrevni > and some marines in case things get too rowdy?
Sebastian DeBoer > or incase things dont get roudy enough...
DisturbdGuy > i feel bad for the janitors...so many fluids....SO MANY FLUIDS!!!!!
Jin Entres > Notify: you are now Veldspar, and there is a blob of Hulks inbound.
<Dobbs^Work> ceiling cat is watching you masturbate
<DStroy> ceiling cat should come down and give me a hand...
<DStroy> ceiling cat should come down and give me a hand...
maxvello > ffs, phone of doom is ringing
XF0rc3 > :p
Dyanmo > "you have 7 more days to live..."
maxvello > funnily enough, thats what i just said to that salesman on the phone
XF0rc3 > :p
Dyanmo > "you have 7 more days to live..."
maxvello > funnily enough, thats what i just said to that salesman on the phone
Miss Greed > Since when is cspa 2.950
paulcdb > last patch :P
Miss Greed > suckage
paulcdb > blame whoever doesn't have you in there address book, lol
Hal Seldon > the only spam I got was after last patch though...
paulcdb > maybe you looked hungry
paulcdb > last patch :P
Miss Greed > suckage
paulcdb > blame whoever doesn't have you in there address book, lol
Hal Seldon > the only spam I got was after last patch though...
paulcdb > maybe you looked hungry
EVE System > Channel changed to Jita Local Channel
Alptraum OpferQQ > Ohhh nooos! TBSOJ The black screen of JITA!
Verone > i'm off home, this system is depressingly laggy
Avena > noooeesssssss don't leave meeeeehhhhhh
Fat Dave > lmao
Verone > it's too late for me... save yourself... log off while you can
Verone > l...agg ...ing.... o...ut.... te...ll.... my... chil....dre...n.... i ...lov...e ...the...m....
Alptraum OpferQQ > Ohhh nooos! TBSOJ The black screen of JITA!
Verone > i'm off home, this system is depressingly laggy
Avena > noooeesssssss don't leave meeeeehhhhhh
Fat Dave > lmao
Verone > it's too late for me... save yourself... log off while you can
Verone > l...agg ...ing.... o...ut.... te...ll.... my... chil....dre...n.... i ...lov...e ...the...m....
Abassis > aba's first level 4 tip: remember to turn your reps on
Anathi > >.>
Abassis > tune in later to find out how to get the rust off your new tempest!
Khazorath > But first let us teach you how to make your own typhoon
Khazorath > first take a large pipe and cover one end
Abassis > use as much duct tape as you can get
Khazorath > Once that is done stick random bits of kinex onto it
Abassis > for cheap armor, why not try your local junk yard?
Anathi > if your feeling adventurous, try using some pipe cleaners and papier mache
Abassis > that's a great idea for those with a low budget
Khazorath > old bath tubs also make excellent pods for incase your typhoon is destroyed
Abassis > just remember to solder the plughole shut :D
Anathi > by which you mean "when it is inevitably destroyed"
Khazorath > Yes...For engines get several toilet paper tubes and stick them on
Khazorath > then write engine onto them
Anathi > but don't let your imagination stop there
Anathi > why not use old lampshades
Khazorath > use a metalic paint to make it look like your ship is actually made of metal
Khazorath > and then you will look like the toughest fighting machine the mims can throw at you
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Khazorath > So kids thats how to make a Typhoon, next time we'll show you how to make a Rifter!
Anathi > >.>
Abassis > tune in later to find out how to get the rust off your new tempest!
Khazorath > But first let us teach you how to make your own typhoon
Khazorath > first take a large pipe and cover one end
Abassis > use as much duct tape as you can get
Khazorath > Once that is done stick random bits of kinex onto it
Abassis > for cheap armor, why not try your local junk yard?
Anathi > if your feeling adventurous, try using some pipe cleaners and papier mache
Abassis > that's a great idea for those with a low budget
Khazorath > old bath tubs also make excellent pods for incase your typhoon is destroyed
Abassis > just remember to solder the plughole shut :D
Anathi > by which you mean "when it is inevitably destroyed"
Khazorath > Yes...For engines get several toilet paper tubes and stick them on
Khazorath > then write engine onto them
Anathi > but don't let your imagination stop there
Anathi > why not use old lampshades
Khazorath > use a metalic paint to make it look like your ship is actually made of metal
Khazorath > and then you will look like the toughest fighting machine the mims can throw at you
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Abassis > for the internal computer systems, you can get an old atari from online sellers such as ebay; these provide more than enough power
Khazorath > So kids thats how to make a Typhoon, next time we'll show you how to make a Rifter!
Zen Krane > hehe
Zen Krane > i was like
Zen Krane > bud shield, bud armor, BUD HAUL
Zen Krane > BUD EGG
Zen Krane > i was like
Zen Krane > bud shield, bud armor, BUD HAUL
Zen Krane > BUD EGG
sinisterdreams > give a man a hac and he can kill for a day give a man a hac bpo and he can go on killing forever