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Nieve Dellamorte > WTB: Naked pics of Bea Arthur
Starbucks Partner > WTS: Naked pics of Bea Arthur
Nieve Dellamorte > Starbucks: escrow plz
Law Zix > WTK > Bea Arthur
Starbucks Partner > omg ew ew ew
Starbucks Partner > ew
Starbucks Partner > ew
Starbucks Partner > i looked her up
Ichapod Bodd > send 15 million and i won't make you KOS for 3 systems around OK?
Ichapod Bodd > and we will just call it aday
port22 > kiss my a** and i wont pod you multiple times, ok?
Ichapod Bodd > better get some hair on your a** boy if your gonna talk like that
port22 > what did you expect from a retarded statement like that
Ichapod Bodd > your a** is grass...and oicx is the lawnmower............... you have been warned
Onezen > now the gentlemenley thing to do would be to reimburse lazy for his losses and we'll all call it square
port22 > hahahahah
port22 > thanks for the quotes
port22 > im not the one talking cake
port22 > from a station
Lenoor > tyvm sir
Lenoor > what did you want in exchange?
Piotr > first born child
Piotr > and numbers to good looking girls over 18
Lenoor > damn, i was going to name him mcgregor
Piotr > name him mcguyver
Piotr > and show him how to build car engines from a juice box and tooth paste
Piotr > and we got a deal
Lenoor > ok, deal
Piotr > he better be building and solving trouble
Piotr > in a action adventure sort of way
Piotr > with minimal everyday items
Lenoor > he'll even have the mullet, my good man
Piotr > well then im a happy guy
Piotr > might bring the show back at that rate
Lady Gryphon > /emote picks iasius up by his ear and puts him in his crib
Lady Gryphon > "now you have to stay there till you can behave"
Iasius > suck my balls big moma
Grey Hunter > /emote ducks
Lady Gryphon > 0o
Grey Hunter > FIRE IN THE HOLE
Lady Gryphon > /emote pulls out her whip
Iasius > i want a domi
Lady Gryphon > ok enough of this mr potty mouth!
Grey Hunter > you got one, her name is Lady Gryphon
Jack Folstam > /emote discovered he can take his chair appart
Jack Folstam > /emote is now sitting on the floor
iggsterC > barqs did you know by nosing this asteroid it acts like a miner
drakonarik > lol
Barqs > lol not really :D
iggsterC > try it
Barqs > what do you mean looks like a miner?
iggsterC > it mines
drakonarik > ACTS
Barqs > what??
Barqs > It pulls ore no way
iggsterC > yeah
iggsterC > its a big with revalations
drakonarik > hmm... i've got to try thaty
Barqs > how much how fast?
iggsterC > how much your nos
drakonarik > specially in my vex
iggsterC > <url=showinfo:16501//947674406>E500 Prototype Energy Vampire</url>
Ithalia > how much you getting per cycle?
Barqs > how much ore is it pulling?
Barqs > how fast?
Kelter Highfire > how much
iggsterC > 125 every 20secs
Kelter Highfire > how fast
Ithalia > HOLY SHIT
Ithalia > per 1 NOS!?!?!
Barqs > link the ore
iggsterC > yes
drakonarik > ha ha they are thinking of switchting to that!
Barqs > Like the ore
drakonarik > sweet my vex is gonna be a fuckin awesome miner!
iggsterC > its awesome
Kelter Highfire > HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA BUY SOME DG NOS'S!!!!
Anjn > casinos? haven't found one of those yet. don't suppose they drop isk?
Snejj > janitors and exotic dancers
Snejj > almost better than isk
Anjn > *installs pole in cormorant*
Analog Chaos > /emote hits intercom button "MOM!, MORE HOTPOCKETS"
Toria Nynys > I was like a chineese firecracker, spewing out of both ends
Toria Nynys > spent a weekend spinning on the floor
Yippo > let me tell you a story
Yippo > once upon a time, there was a rooster
Yippo > this rooster enjoyed his job of crowing every day at dawn, but he was small and weak
Yippo > he couldn't reach the top of the tree which he liked to crow from
Yippo > as he stared at the tree, a bull passed by and asked him what was wrong
Yippo > 'I so wish to reach the top of the tree' the rooster said 'but I haven't the energy to fly up there'
Yippo > The bull suggested that the rooster eat a little of his crap, wherein he'd find the energy to fly to the top of the tree
Yippo > desperate as he was, the rooster agreed. He pecked at a little of the bull's crap, and with it he was able to reach the first branch of the tree
Yippo > day after day, the rooster ate a little more crap, and each day he managed to reach a higher branch, until one day, finally, he reached the very top of the tree
Yippo > he was overjoyed, and let out a great crow
Yippo > Unfortunately, it was 5am at the time, and the farmer was awoken by the noise. He was enraged, took up his gun, and shot the rooster down
Yippo > the moral of the story, children, is simple. Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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