Ocara Nezus > get ye asses in gang guys
Ocara Nezus > we got inbound
wardey > ohh man
wardey > how many??
Ocara Nezus > 44 apparently...
DarkAvenger DK > Damn
wardey > lovely how big are we??
Ocara Nezus > well, 9 inches personally
Ocara Nezus > but i dunno why u wanna no that
Ocara Nezus > we got inbound
wardey > ohh man
wardey > how many??
Ocara Nezus > 44 apparently...
DarkAvenger DK > Damn
wardey > lovely how big are we??
Ocara Nezus > well, 9 inches personally
Ocara Nezus > but i dunno why u wanna no that
Jadis Jade > Khanid Peace Corps is now recruiting pilots operating in Khanid Space. We provide services for the Royal Khanid Navy. Convo me if interested.
Canine Fiend > what kind of "Services"
Canine Fiend > I may be interested in one of your "Bottom level" positions
Jadis Jade > lovely
Jadis Jade > We run mission for the Royal Khanid Navy.
Canine Fiend > can you provide instant gratification?
Jadis Jade > We will also do gangs into 0.0 in the future to bring Khanid peace to the meanies
Canine Fiend > while maintaining a professional and safe work enviroment providing these services?
Jadis Jade > **points to 7 Mega Beam Laser Banks** sure
Canine Fiend > ooh, where are you gunna put those?
Jadis Jade > **points to exploding Centatis Phantasm** there
Canine Fiend > Can you make me explode phantasmically?
Canine Fiend > I'm having trouble with "fufillment" recently
Jadis Jade > thats too bad
Canine Fiend > what kind of "Services"
Canine Fiend > I may be interested in one of your "Bottom level" positions
Jadis Jade > lovely
Jadis Jade > We run mission for the Royal Khanid Navy.
Canine Fiend > can you provide instant gratification?
Jadis Jade > We will also do gangs into 0.0 in the future to bring Khanid peace to the meanies
Canine Fiend > while maintaining a professional and safe work enviroment providing these services?
Jadis Jade > **points to 7 Mega Beam Laser Banks** sure
Canine Fiend > ooh, where are you gunna put those?
Jadis Jade > **points to exploding Centatis Phantasm** there
Canine Fiend > Can you make me explode phantasmically?
Canine Fiend > I'm having trouble with "fufillment" recently
Jadis Jade > thats too bad
Angelis666 > /emote is feeling a little horse
Angelis666 > wait that came out wroung
Angelis666 > wait that came out wroung
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
James Don > /emote gives malindah a cookie
Malindah > thanks!
Malindah > /emote is very hungry.
CJ70 > must sleeep
James Don > /emote is keeping the milk for bedtime
UKSwiss > LOL
James Don > lol
Ladsmi1 > hehe'
Malindah > was that an invitation?
Malindah > thanks!
Malindah > /emote is very hungry.
CJ70 > must sleeep
James Don > /emote is keeping the milk for bedtime
UKSwiss > LOL
James Don > lol
Ladsmi1 > hehe'
Malindah > was that an invitation?
(Bek): "You are standing in a dark cell, you have been brought here for violating the rules of the land. You notice an unmade bed and a basin. >Obvious Exits: Locked Cell Door. GMs will see you soon."
(FFGR): look basin
(Bek): "A worn out basin, you see dried manjuice and blood in the bottom."
(Gutsani): take manjuice
(Gutsani): use manjuice on door
(Bek): lol
(Bek): "As you begin to lubricate your head with manjuice, you are able to slide it between the bars. You are now stuck."
(FFGR): look basin
(Bek): "A worn out basin, you see dried manjuice and blood in the bottom."
(Gutsani): take manjuice
(Gutsani): use manjuice on door
(Bek): lol
(Bek): "As you begin to lubricate your head with manjuice, you are able to slide it between the bars. You are now stuck."
Rilariel Vanacaris > now THIS is a fuckin tune
IFLtCmdr FAR > I'm not getting a fuck here
Rilariel Vanacaris > your problem, not mine
IFLtCmdr FAR > I'm not getting a fuck here
Rilariel Vanacaris > your problem, not mine
EVE System > Channel changed to Perkone Corp
Valise Liv > are you guys npc's?
N cognito > i am
Valise Liv > sweet im not alone
Valise Liv > are you guys npc's?
N cognito > i am
Valise Liv > sweet im not alone
Aftermath 71 > myself i have to clean the hoes a few times extra even tho its not needed
Aftermath 71 > *house , lol
Commander Ebalo > lol
Mikepara > hoes...lmao
Aftermath 71 > lmao
Aftermath 71 > oh god
Commander Ebalo > hehe,, cleaning hoes is rought too
Commander Ebalo > rough
Mikepara > a hoe cleaner in our midst...everone bow low and worship.. :-0
Commander Ebalo > ROGL
Mikepara > thats gonna stick m8...
Garkonite > if u want ill check to make sure the hoe is clean
Aftermath 71 > ok im screwed in this channel now
Aftermath 71 > *house , lol
Commander Ebalo > lol
Mikepara > hoes...lmao
Aftermath 71 > lmao
Aftermath 71 > oh god
Commander Ebalo > hehe,, cleaning hoes is rought too
Commander Ebalo > rough
Mikepara > a hoe cleaner in our midst...everone bow low and worship.. :-0
Commander Ebalo > ROGL
Mikepara > thats gonna stick m8...
Garkonite > if u want ill check to make sure the hoe is clean
Aftermath 71 > ok im screwed in this channel now
mirel yirrin > The internet: Where Men are Men, girls are men, and 14 year olds are Government Agents