Michael Winter > sometimes, i rub myself in peanutbutter and pretend im a fish.
Yblarbo Janks > Thanatos in Passari on scan, and a cyno field
Frank Horrigan > Thanatos in my pants, and a female on scanner
Frank Horrigan > code red
Frank Horrigan > Vlad get the towels
Frank Horrigan > beeeooooooopppp beeeoooop *light flashes*
Frank Horrigan > Thanatos in my pants, and a female on scanner
Frank Horrigan > code red
Frank Horrigan > Vlad get the towels
Frank Horrigan > beeeooooooopppp beeeoooop *light flashes*
(HippoKing): one idea from today (xkcd inspired) was to go into shops and try and buy the two items that would most freak out the cashier when bought together
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
Bilgen > Be amazed how much firepower a good Badger 2 can put out
CWevers > absolutely nothing :P
CWevers > 1 turret hardpoint
Bilgen > lol I had a Neutron Blaster on mine
Gimchi > miner 1s look pretty though
Bilgen > Wonder if I could get a 250mm Prototype on it?
Gimchi > probably not the pg
Gimchi > haulers are crap for pg
Bilgen > hmm I could put 3 Micro's in the lows though
Bilgen > That gives what +30
RiteousFIRE > lol
RiteousFIRE > its like taking a knife to a gun fight
Bilgen > lol A butter knife no less
RiteousFIRE > lol
CWevers > it's more like taking a turkey sandwitch to a gun fight
RiteousFIRE > mmmm turkey
Bilgen > Hmm now I am hungry
CWevers > =P
Bilgen > Beer goes good with Turkey
CWevers > absolutely nothing :P
CWevers > 1 turret hardpoint
Bilgen > lol I had a Neutron Blaster on mine
Gimchi > miner 1s look pretty though
Bilgen > Wonder if I could get a 250mm Prototype on it?
Gimchi > probably not the pg
Gimchi > haulers are crap for pg
Bilgen > hmm I could put 3 Micro's in the lows though
Bilgen > That gives what +30
RiteousFIRE > lol
RiteousFIRE > its like taking a knife to a gun fight
Bilgen > lol A butter knife no less
RiteousFIRE > lol
CWevers > it's more like taking a turkey sandwitch to a gun fight
RiteousFIRE > mmmm turkey
Bilgen > Hmm now I am hungry
CWevers > =P
Bilgen > Beer goes good with Turkey
Karlemgne > Can anyone possibly explain to me how I killed a wolf
Karlemgne > fitted with civilian auto-cannons
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > O.O
Feral Karkassia > I don't know
Karlemgne > Yep
Feral Karkassia > but please pod it for me
mandaro > What the frak?
Feral Karkassia > I call ebay
Karlemgne > Oh, I did pod
Karlemgne > The funny part is
Karlemgne > I was in my domi
Karlemgne > It took me over 20 seconds to lock the pod.
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > his capsule decided life with the body was not worth the shame and refused to warp.
Karlemgne > haha
Feral Karkassia > sounds like one of those "Is this guy actually.. NOT... gonna... warp???"
Feral Karkassia > squishguessnot
Karlemgne > I can imagine the voice of aura "I refuse to warp you because you are an idiot"
Karlemgne > fitted with civilian auto-cannons
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > O.O
Feral Karkassia > I don't know
Karlemgne > Yep
Feral Karkassia > but please pod it for me
mandaro > What the frak?
Feral Karkassia > I call ebay
Karlemgne > Oh, I did pod
Karlemgne > The funny part is
Karlemgne > I was in my domi
Karlemgne > It took me over 20 seconds to lock the pod.
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > his capsule decided life with the body was not worth the shame and refused to warp.
Karlemgne > haha
Feral Karkassia > sounds like one of those "Is this guy actually.. NOT... gonna... warp???"
Feral Karkassia > squishguessnot
Karlemgne > I can imagine the voice of aura "I refuse to warp you because you are an idiot"
The Slayer > hey
Frank Horrigan > THE SQUARES
The Slayer > what
Frank Horrigan > QUICK TO MY QUARTERS
The Slayer > um
The Slayer > what
Frank Horrigan > /emote throws you into a room
Frank Horrigan > what is it you wished to speak upon?!
Frank Horrigan > /emote stares menacingly at the door * they're everywhere now..
The Slayer > oh I wondered if you had any large smartbombs
Frank Horrigan > no NOOO NOO SMARTBOMBS ..
The Slayer > ok man chillax
The Slayer > we're all friends here
The Slayer > except for the bunnies
Frank Horrigan > OH GOD
The Slayer > frogs*
Frank Horrigan > GET UNDER THE BED
Frank Horrigan > NOW!
The Slayer > o...k
Frank Horrigan > /emote puts on a giant red suit and bunny ears
Frank Horrigan > QUICK HOP IN! THEY WONT RECOGNIZE US!
Frank Horrigan > DONT TALK TO HIM!
Frank Horrigan > HES A BUNNY!
Frank Horrigan > NOOOOOOOOOOO
Frank Horrigan > ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Frank Horrigan > ...
The Slayer > Frank.... so are you
Frank Horrigan > DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS!
The Slayer > I apologize
Frank Horrigan > THE SQUARES
The Slayer > what
Frank Horrigan > QUICK TO MY QUARTERS
The Slayer > um
The Slayer > what
Frank Horrigan > /emote throws you into a room
Frank Horrigan > what is it you wished to speak upon?!
Frank Horrigan > /emote stares menacingly at the door * they're everywhere now..
The Slayer > oh I wondered if you had any large smartbombs
Frank Horrigan > no NOOO NOO SMARTBOMBS ..
The Slayer > ok man chillax
The Slayer > we're all friends here
The Slayer > except for the bunnies
Frank Horrigan > OH GOD
The Slayer > frogs*
Frank Horrigan > GET UNDER THE BED
Frank Horrigan > NOW!
The Slayer > o...k
Frank Horrigan > /emote puts on a giant red suit and bunny ears
Frank Horrigan > QUICK HOP IN! THEY WONT RECOGNIZE US!
Frank Horrigan > DONT TALK TO HIM!
Frank Horrigan > HES A BUNNY!
Frank Horrigan > NOOOOOOOOOOO
Frank Horrigan > ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Frank Horrigan > ...
The Slayer > Frank.... so are you
Frank Horrigan > DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS!
The Slayer > I apologize
Tareen Kashaar > I'm gonna get dreads again o/
Gwarnina > yay
Gwarnina > how is that?
Tareen Kashaar > making them ;)
Gwarnina > oh
Gwarnina > that's handy
Gwarnina > I could be in dreads by now if I actually trained something while away
Gwarnina > stupid me
Tareen Kashaar > oh lol
Tareen Kashaar > dude
Tareen Kashaar > I was talking about dreadlocks XD
Gwarnina > yay
Gwarnina > how is that?
Tareen Kashaar > making them ;)
Gwarnina > oh
Gwarnina > that's handy
Gwarnina > I could be in dreads by now if I actually trained something while away
Gwarnina > stupid me
Tareen Kashaar > oh lol
Tareen Kashaar > dude
Tareen Kashaar > I was talking about dreadlocks XD
empiresteve > o/
empiresteve > shit
empiresteve > gotta run, RL emergency
Ocara Nezus > HES OUT OF BOOZE!!!
empiresteve > shit
empiresteve > gotta run, RL emergency
Ocara Nezus > HES OUT OF BOOZE!!!
Shadow XII > Hey Xav
Shadow XII > You'll never guess where I am :D
XAV13R > eveing
XAV13R > go on, surprise me
Shadow XII > Gallente space
XAV13R > ?
Shadow XII > Im in the middle of the frickin' Gallente Federation
XAV13R > what you doing over there?
XAV13R > you trading?
Shadow XII > Nah, I just woke up here
XAV13R > lol what?
XAV13R > got popped?
Shadow XII > Probably. And my hangar has a dozen Exotic Dancers in it so whatever I did last night must have been good
Shadow XII > You'll never guess where I am :D
XAV13R > eveing
XAV13R > go on, surprise me
Shadow XII > Gallente space
XAV13R > ?
Shadow XII > Im in the middle of the frickin' Gallente Federation
XAV13R > what you doing over there?
XAV13R > you trading?
Shadow XII > Nah, I just woke up here
XAV13R > lol what?
XAV13R > got popped?
Shadow XII > Probably. And my hangar has a dozen Exotic Dancers in it so whatever I did last night must have been good
Amda Portisse > anyone wanna come on a quick roaming gang with me and VB?
Tacitus Krekt > Im free if ya want an ecm boat
Amda Portisse > cool
Amda Portisse > get on TS
Tacitus Krekt > brt
VBboy > PVP going now now
VBboy > PVP
VBboy > PVP
VBboy > go gio go
Amda Portisse > now now now
VBboy > lol
Amda Portisse > hola hola hola
Amda Portisse > oi oi oi!
Zerc > i see the CEOs are excited
VBboy > friday night fight night
Tacitus Krekt > indeed
VBboy > We are War!
Amda Portisse > Death!
Amda Portisse > Pestilence!
Amda Portisse > Famine!
Amda Portisse > Clancy!
Tacitus Krekt > Im free if ya want an ecm boat
Amda Portisse > cool
Amda Portisse > get on TS
Tacitus Krekt > brt
VBboy > PVP going now now
VBboy > PVP
VBboy > PVP
VBboy > go gio go
Amda Portisse > now now now
VBboy > lol
Amda Portisse > hola hola hola
Amda Portisse > oi oi oi!
Zerc > i see the CEOs are excited
VBboy > friday night fight night
Tacitus Krekt > indeed
VBboy > We are War!
Amda Portisse > Death!
Amda Portisse > Pestilence!
Amda Portisse > Famine!
Amda Portisse > Clancy!