<Prophecy> anyone wanna mail me an eve installation dvd?
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
Evanda Char > Hurry it up; my allies might get all heroic in a minute
Rodj Blake > We Amarrians do things with dignity
Evanda Char > That's not what the last dessert trolley you visited said
Rodj Blake > We Amarrians make our own desserts, as it's against Imperial Regulations to help another officer to dessert.
Rodj Blake > We Amarrians do things with dignity
Evanda Char > That's not what the last dessert trolley you visited said
Rodj Blake > We Amarrians make our own desserts, as it's against Imperial Regulations to help another officer to dessert.
PHPR Freighter > uhhh... oops
Bladen UsherII > holy hell, what did you do
PHPR Freighter > I forgot about the part that says DON'T SHOOT THE TOWER!!! until everyone is dead
Bladen UsherII > LMFAO
Bladen UsherII > holy hell, what did you do
PHPR Freighter > I forgot about the part that says DON'T SHOOT THE TOWER!!! until everyone is dead
Bladen UsherII > LMFAO
Fifinella > Sheesh I lub my Itty V.
Fifinella > Just hauled 33M units of minerals, only took 7 trips. :)
Fifinella > Now I'm going to make a little house of Zydrine at the foot of the Trit mountain, and curl up in my Megacyte bed while listening at the waves washing ashore on my Isogen lake.
Fifinella > Just hauled 33M units of minerals, only took 7 trips. :)
Fifinella > Now I'm going to make a little house of Zydrine at the foot of the Trit mountain, and curl up in my Megacyte bed while listening at the waves washing ashore on my Isogen lake.
* The Jackyl accidently reprocessed his cloak
Feng Schui > eeeeeeek
Ciocal > prototype i hope?
The Jackyl > ja
Paranoxis > heh
Paranoxis > premature reprocessation
Feng Schui > eeeeeeek
Ciocal > prototype i hope?
The Jackyl > ja
Paranoxis > heh
Paranoxis > premature reprocessation
Iole > now, how do we wake those boring old sods up
AvaAva > poors water down the front of her white t-shirt
Iole > joins ava and gets out the garden hose too
OConner > woot
OConner > OC is awake now
AvaAva > well we got oc's attention
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > nobody else?
Iole > dang
Iole > maybe we should kick em in the groin
AvaAva > grabs the hose and starts spraying Iole
OC gets video camera to record it for other guys
Iole > runs round the corp hangar in her wet t-shirt
AvaAva > lol running is good
AvaAva > good job oc
Iole > gets a bucket of water and throws it at ava
AvaAva > but they are missing out :P
OConner > ^^
OConner > now we actually need this to happen rl that would be even better ^^
Iole > tackles OC, hosing his t-shirt down too
OConner > :)
AvaAva > i was just about to say that :)
Iole > me fast ^^
Iole > now some soap
Iole > :P
OConner > :D
AvaAva > squirts soap all over oc
Iole > woot
OConner > ^^
Iole > slips on the soap tackling OC again :P
OConner > *OC loves to wrestle
Iole > hehehe
Iole > bring it on :P
OConner > ^^
AvaAva > just keeps squirting them with soap and water, making them slippery while wrestling
Iole > slips from OC, runs for ava and tackles her too
Iole > gang wrestle :P
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > we do need to do this in rl. sounds like fun! :)
Iole > yeah ^^
OConner > ^^
OConner > i agree ava
AvaAva > poors water down the front of her white t-shirt
Iole > joins ava and gets out the garden hose too
OConner > woot
OConner > OC is awake now
AvaAva > well we got oc's attention
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > nobody else?
Iole > dang
Iole > maybe we should kick em in the groin
AvaAva > grabs the hose and starts spraying Iole
OC gets video camera to record it for other guys
Iole > runs round the corp hangar in her wet t-shirt
AvaAva > lol running is good
AvaAva > good job oc
Iole > gets a bucket of water and throws it at ava
AvaAva > but they are missing out :P
OConner > ^^
OConner > now we actually need this to happen rl that would be even better ^^
Iole > tackles OC, hosing his t-shirt down too
OConner > :)
AvaAva > i was just about to say that :)
Iole > me fast ^^
Iole > now some soap
Iole > :P
OConner > :D
AvaAva > squirts soap all over oc
Iole > woot
OConner > ^^
Iole > slips on the soap tackling OC again :P
OConner > *OC loves to wrestle
Iole > hehehe
Iole > bring it on :P
OConner > ^^
AvaAva > just keeps squirting them with soap and water, making them slippery while wrestling
Iole > slips from OC, runs for ava and tackles her too
Iole > gang wrestle :P
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > we do need to do this in rl. sounds like fun! :)
Iole > yeah ^^
OConner > ^^
OConner > i agree ava
Diefurcht > got me a hulk, mm yum iskies
Dal Deinvisu > Never figured you for a miner, Die
Diefurcht > No, I blew one up.
Dal Deinvisu > Never figured you for a miner, Die
Diefurcht > No, I blew one up.
Gaul Cascade > afk a minute, hops-fuelled drinks are needed
deo tranquilo > :)
deo tranquilo > beer is floating here
Count TaSessine > I'll jump to *system* with count
Ma Talune > count! CHLL still not able to dock at *system* outpost
Count TaSessine > dont bring chll into *region* before it is in ISS
Ma Talune > it is mate..
Ma Talune > you accepted us personally?
Ma Talune > you a little stressed count?
Gaul Cascade > he's drinking and jumping capitals. Not a good combo
deo tranquilo > lol
Count TaSessine > ah ok ma
Antion > a couple shots for each successful jump?
deo tranquilo > :)
deo tranquilo > beer is floating here
Count TaSessine > I'll jump to *system* with count
Ma Talune > count! CHLL still not able to dock at *system* outpost
Count TaSessine > dont bring chll into *region* before it is in ISS
Ma Talune > it is mate..
Ma Talune > you accepted us personally?
Ma Talune > you a little stressed count?
Gaul Cascade > he's drinking and jumping capitals. Not a good combo
deo tranquilo > lol
Count TaSessine > ah ok ma
Antion > a couple shots for each successful jump?
Krayfish > Nipplator, will you marry me?
Nipplator > yes
Krayfish > YES!
Krayfish > woot
Boobalicious > awww how sweet
Krayfish > im putting that in my bio
Nipplator > vegas ftw
Krayfish > G's up Hoes Down...
Nipplator > yeah man
Krayfish > this avatar is quite the fox
Krayfish > if you like dreadlocks
Krayfish > and knives
Nipplator > and i do
plan q > lol
Boobalicious > oh dear i can see the kids now nipplefish's
Krayfish > omg yes
Nipplefish <b>LMFAO</b>
Krayfish > thats almost worth starting another account for
Nipplefish > i was doing that as we talked
Nipplator > WTF i was going to do that
Nipplator > yes
Krayfish > YES!
Krayfish > woot
Boobalicious > awww how sweet
Krayfish > im putting that in my bio
Nipplator > vegas ftw
Krayfish > G's up Hoes Down...
Nipplator > yeah man
Krayfish > this avatar is quite the fox
Krayfish > if you like dreadlocks
Krayfish > and knives
Nipplator > and i do
plan q > lol
Boobalicious > oh dear i can see the kids now nipplefish's
Krayfish > omg yes
Nipplefish <b>LMFAO</b>
Krayfish > thats almost worth starting another account for
Nipplefish > i was doing that as we talked
Nipplator > WTF i was going to do that
Recusor > whats our policy on hostiles in 0.0?
Boma Airaken > in 0.0 our policy is this
Boma Airaken > IS IT BLUE?
Boma Airaken > NO?
Recusor > NO SIR!
Boma Airaken > THEN FUCKING MURDER IT!!!!
Recusor > YES SIR!
Boma Airaken > IS IT RED???
Boma Airaken > THEN MURDER IT
Boma Airaken > WITH EXTRA MURDER
Kane Darkstar > ITS DEAD
Boma Airaken > in 0.0 our policy is this
Boma Airaken > IS IT BLUE?
Boma Airaken > NO?
Recusor > NO SIR!
Boma Airaken > THEN FUCKING MURDER IT!!!!
Recusor > YES SIR!
Boma Airaken > IS IT RED???
Boma Airaken > THEN MURDER IT
Boma Airaken > WITH EXTRA MURDER
Kane Darkstar > ITS DEAD