<Super_Monkey> I'd rather live in a world where I won't have to worry about my balls exploding for no discernable reason
Cefany > I wish you could add nose art to your ships. I'm in an Amarr shuttle and I'd love to have a picture of me sodomizing the Amarr Emperor with a huge black strap on, then fly thru Amarr space
Kaleigh Doyle > oh my...
Adrielle Firewalker > Cef, you are uniquely twisted :P
Kaleigh Doyle > oh my...
Adrielle Firewalker > Cef, you are uniquely twisted :P
Shintoko Akahoshi > It means "pod me and then desecrate my corpse sexually with a raw carrot!"
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
Atandros > ooh la la!
Atandros > How deviant!
Atandros > *I* prefer my carrot cooked, thank you very much!
Shintoko Akahoshi > Cooked carrots are too limp :P
Atandros > But they're so much softer and easier to manipulate when inserted!
Atandros > (this conversation could really only be happening in JF corp chat.)
<Eviscerator> Compared to Kayo, Dacon is the kind of friend who would hold yer wang so you can piss after breaking both yer arms
<Vociferous> Who would you rather be with if you were trapped on a desert island
<Vociferous> A girl with a penis,
<Vociferous> or a man with a vagina
<Dacon> hm.
<Sniphr> do we have to choose one?
<Dacon> first off, I'd like to say you're a sick bastard.
<Vociferous> A girl with a penis,
<Vociferous> or a man with a vagina
<Dacon> hm.
<Sniphr> do we have to choose one?
<Dacon> first off, I'd like to say you're a sick bastard.
Redwood > rocket launcher II - 8sec ROF?!?!?
Hellspawn01 > just had to think about a T2 penis with 8sec rof LOL
Vulcan Rome > need to pack lots of sperm with that
Redwood > LOL
Hellspawn01 > just had to think about a T2 penis with 8sec rof LOL
Vulcan Rome > need to pack lots of sperm with that
Redwood > LOL
<nicodiemus> these fucking people just don't listen to me
<nicodiemus> they dont listen
<nicodiemus> i will kill them all
<Orkki> huh? sorry wasnt paying attention
* nicodiemus stabs Orkki with a brutix.
<nicodiemus> they dont listen
<nicodiemus> i will kill them all
<Orkki> huh? sorry wasnt paying attention
* nicodiemus stabs Orkki with a brutix.
<Ehrys> I was rudely awoken by my phone ringing
<Ehrys> only for them to hang up, when i answered it
<Orkki> ehrys: just tell galazar to stop calling to hit on u
<Ehrys> only for them to hang up, when i answered it
<Orkki> ehrys: just tell galazar to stop calling to hit on u
Cracken > wtb 8 reprogrammed demolisher rogue drones
Cracken > muwhahahha
Cracken > muwhahahha
* Tara cloaks from Galazar
* Galazar sets up scan probes to find Tara
* Galazar lets off a smartbomb
<Prince> is that eve talk for a fart?
<Orkki> no thats the eve talk for a suicide attack =}
<Galazar> the last time i let off a suicide bomb
<Galazar> concord took the blast....literally
<Orkki> maybe because u were attacking them anyway galazar?
* Galazar sets up scan probes to find Tara
* Galazar lets off a smartbomb
<Prince> is that eve talk for a fart?
<Orkki> no thats the eve talk for a suicide attack =}
<Galazar> the last time i let off a suicide bomb
<Galazar> concord took the blast....literally
<Orkki> maybe because u were attacking them anyway galazar?