Brutus Salazaar > Okies, gimme a sexy to grab the last wrecks here
<Levin> i have friends in the canadian special forces
<Levin> maple force
<Levin> alpha
<Levin> they will fucking
<Levin> write you an angry letter
<Levin> so you better stop
<Levin> maple force
<Levin> alpha
<Levin> they will fucking
<Levin> write you an angry letter
<Levin> so you better stop
Xune > omgdamm
Xune > my folder was reset after the crash
Xune > now i need to accept evry fuck again >_<
Xune > and i already know next ship loose i get podkiolled becouse of the freaking tuturial poping up telling me i need to warp my pod to safety
GATORAN > "Hi! I'm clippy, your new ship's computer! It looks like you're tryingto get podkilled!"
Xune > my folder was reset after the crash
Xune > now i need to accept evry fuck again >_<
Xune > and i already know next ship loose i get podkiolled becouse of the freaking tuturial poping up telling me i need to warp my pod to safety
GATORAN > "Hi! I'm clippy, your new ship's computer! It looks like you're tryingto get podkilled!"
Greenblood > xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Greenblood > opps
Greenblood > wrong window
tamlyn > im so signing you up to gayporn mails
Greenblood > plz feel free i can put them with your fathers emails
tamlyn > mine please
tamlyn > my fathers straight
Greenblood > that what he tells you
tamlyn > /emote licks greenblood
Greenblood > mmmmm
tamlyn > lets cyber
tamlyn > /emote puts on his wizards hat
Greenblood > /emote puts on his biker boots
Hammering Hank > Hey, take to a private convo please
Greenblood > with a name like that your asking for trouble
tamlyn > hank can hammer me anytime
Greenblood > opps
Greenblood > wrong window
tamlyn > im so signing you up to gayporn mails
Greenblood > plz feel free i can put them with your fathers emails
tamlyn > mine please
tamlyn > my fathers straight
Greenblood > that what he tells you
tamlyn > /emote licks greenblood
Greenblood > mmmmm
tamlyn > lets cyber
tamlyn > /emote puts on his wizards hat
Greenblood > /emote puts on his biker boots
Hammering Hank > Hey, take to a private convo please
Greenblood > with a name like that your asking for trouble
tamlyn > hank can hammer me anytime
jorrel1 > any 1 round here selling a dread ?
Selene Fenestre > naw.. only my sister
jorrel1 > how much is she
Selene Fenestre > 4 camels
Arrell > I'll give you 3 and a turnip
Selene Fenestre > you drive a hard bargain
jorrel1 > 3 camels and 2 turneps
Selene Fenestre > well id better show you what she looks like first, before your bids get too high...
Selene Fenestre > <url=showinfo:1379//465739014>Seleene</url>
Selene Fenestre > our mum was very unimaginative with names
jorrel1 > fine
jorrel1 > then 3 camels and halfe a turnep
Selene Fenestre > SOLD! To the man on the left with the trilby
Arrell > How much for you?
Selene Fenestre > i sell for one Machariel
Arrell > Cock tease
Selene Fenestre > naw.. only my sister
jorrel1 > how much is she
Selene Fenestre > 4 camels
Arrell > I'll give you 3 and a turnip
Selene Fenestre > you drive a hard bargain
jorrel1 > 3 camels and 2 turneps
Selene Fenestre > well id better show you what she looks like first, before your bids get too high...
Selene Fenestre > <url=showinfo:1379//465739014>Seleene</url>
Selene Fenestre > our mum was very unimaginative with names
jorrel1 > fine
jorrel1 > then 3 camels and halfe a turnep
Selene Fenestre > SOLD! To the man on the left with the trilby
Arrell > How much for you?
Selene Fenestre > i sell for one Machariel
Arrell > Cock tease
Chuang Mu > WTS cyber sex ISK up front no refunds
StarKillah > ew
Chuang Mu > hey I got a girls name and avatar whats the prob
Montague Seriya > the prob is that you also have a penis
Chuang Mu > ya but this is a game use your imagination damn it Im trying to make ISK here
StarKillah > ew
Chuang Mu > hey I got a girls name and avatar whats the prob
Montague Seriya > the prob is that you also have a penis
Chuang Mu > ya but this is a game use your imagination damn it Im trying to make ISK here
GQ Fing > you doing?
Ryo Jang > doing good thanks
GQ Fing > Do you know ryo jang?
gigX > I didn`t drink caffe with him but I see him in system
gigX > :)
GQ Fing > If I use my crows plunder, he will attack me?
Ryo Jang > yarr, maybe
GQ Fing > want to plunder I will not go (systemname) harassment you
Ryo Jang > (systemname) is ours now
GQ Fing > If the people who came here, I would go to (systemname) , I was told you
GQ Fing > I know (systemname) now is your However, I am now here to be plundered
Ryo Jang > roger that, i will plunder you
GQ Fing > ?
GQ Fing > Do not understand
Ryo Jang > ok
GQ Fing > In fact, I was still very scared of you
Ryo Jang > yarr, off with ye head
GQ Fing > If if you are not in the system so I can enjoy the plundering
GQ Fing > I, of course, in the 10:00 time, I will give you 10 million isk
Ryo Jang > ok, sweet, thx
GQ Fing > However, you will have to go to (systemname)
GQ Fing > How kind, are 10 million daily ah
Ryo Jang > i will leave you alone for 10mil daily
GQ Fing > ok
Ryo Jang > doing good thanks
GQ Fing > Do you know ryo jang?
gigX > I didn`t drink caffe with him but I see him in system
gigX > :)
GQ Fing > If I use my crows plunder, he will attack me?
Ryo Jang > yarr, maybe
GQ Fing > want to plunder I will not go (systemname) harassment you
Ryo Jang > (systemname) is ours now
GQ Fing > If the people who came here, I would go to (systemname) , I was told you
GQ Fing > I know (systemname) now is your However, I am now here to be plundered
Ryo Jang > roger that, i will plunder you
GQ Fing > ?
GQ Fing > Do not understand
Ryo Jang > ok
GQ Fing > In fact, I was still very scared of you
Ryo Jang > yarr, off with ye head
GQ Fing > If if you are not in the system so I can enjoy the plundering
GQ Fing > I, of course, in the 10:00 time, I will give you 10 million isk
Ryo Jang > ok, sweet, thx
GQ Fing > However, you will have to go to (systemname)
GQ Fing > How kind, are 10 million daily ah
Ryo Jang > i will leave you alone for 10mil daily
GQ Fing > ok
<DancingFerret> wow it takes me 30 seconds to lock an ibis
<+Bek> take your stabs out
<DancingFerret> I'm in a badger
<+Bek> take your stabs out
<DancingFerret> I'm not in low sec
<+Bek> are you at war?
<DancingFerret> no
<+Bek> then why do you have stabs?
<DancingFerret> I never said I did
<+Bek> Yes you did
<DancingFerret> no
<+Bek> ^ Stab Use
<@workJunkie> i heard you had stabs in DancingFerret
<@workJunkie> c/d
<DancingFerret> I don't ;__;
<raketemensch> well take them out
<+Bek> take your stabs out
<DancingFerret> I'm in a badger
<+Bek> take your stabs out
<DancingFerret> I'm not in low sec
<+Bek> are you at war?
<DancingFerret> no
<+Bek> then why do you have stabs?
<DancingFerret> I never said I did
<+Bek> Yes you did
<DancingFerret> no
<+Bek> ^ Stab Use
<@workJunkie> i heard you had stabs in DancingFerret
<@workJunkie> c/d
<DancingFerret> I don't ;__;
<raketemensch> well take them out
Kimo Sabi > about 19, nice firm juicy...
Kimo Sabi > where was I?
Blyzz > drooling
Kimo Sabi > I wondered why my keyboard was wet
Blyzz > hehehe
Kimo Sabi > where was I?
Blyzz > drooling
Kimo Sabi > I wondered why my keyboard was wet
Blyzz > hehehe
* Farcaster attempts to cram a 1400 on a rifter
Prof Shminky: rofl
Moatra: lol
* Prof Shminky loans farcaster a sledge hammer
Prof Shminky: Don't force it, get a bigger hammer
Benarz: glue the rifter to the gun. not the gun to the rifter.
Prof Shminky: hehe, a 1400 cleverly disguised as a rifter
JarikArmada: you're doin' it all wrong.
JarikArmada: you put the rifter into the 1400. it's called 'ammo'
Prof Shminky: rofl
Moatra: lol
* Prof Shminky loans farcaster a sledge hammer
Prof Shminky: Don't force it, get a bigger hammer
Benarz: glue the rifter to the gun. not the gun to the rifter.
Prof Shminky: hehe, a 1400 cleverly disguised as a rifter
JarikArmada: you're doin' it all wrong.
JarikArmada: you put the rifter into the 1400. it's called 'ammo'