Khellias> I want to be able to tow asteroids in warp.
Khellias> I'll build a damned Dyson Sphere out of Veldspar around the local star.
Khellias> I'll build a damned Dyson Sphere out of Veldspar around the local star.
Khellias> The only reason I want a Titan is so I can park it in 1.0 space and scare the hell out of all the n00bs coming out of the stations for the first time.
Fatwatai > Genetically Enhanced Livestock is heavy.
Khellias > ...
Khellias > ...Where's the beef?
Khellias > /emote shoots himself for that.
Fatwatai > "Where's the beef?" "In a test tube."
Khellias > Mmm, synthetic beef.
Khellias > Just like Mom used to grow in the downstairs lab.
Khellias > ...
Khellias > ...Where's the beef?
Khellias > /emote shoots himself for that.
Fatwatai > "Where's the beef?" "In a test tube."
Khellias > Mmm, synthetic beef.
Khellias > Just like Mom used to grow in the downstairs lab.
Khellias > /emote looks mildly annoyed.
Fatwatai > ?
Khellias > They're going to be wanting me to work on the winter solstice. Bah!
Fatwatai > Tell them that you have to take the day of for religious puposes. Mention sacrificing children.
Khellias > I think my coworkers would have little trouble believing that of me.
Fatwatai > ?
Khellias > They're going to be wanting me to work on the winter solstice. Bah!
Fatwatai > Tell them that you have to take the day of for religious puposes. Mention sacrificing children.
Khellias > I think my coworkers would have little trouble believing that of me.
Nyklonius > ben and jerry's .. chocolate and vanilla ice cream mixed with fudge brownies and gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough
Omega87 > are you pregnant?
NightHaunter > ahahahah
Nyklonius > oh go screw a goat
Omega87 > at least it wont get pregnant!
Omega87 > like YOU DID YOU CHEAP WHORE
Omega87 > GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Omega87 > /emote backhands you
Nyklonius > ouch
Omega87 > your jezzabell
Nyklonius > that's not what you said last night
Omega87 > I dont care, I was drunk!
Nyklonius > i was upset when you said "OH MILKIE YOU MAKE ME SCREAM" but I didn't say a word
NightHaunter > bahahahah
Omega87 > I TOLD YOU I WAS DRUNK!
Omega87 > It was an honest mistake!
Omega87 > are you pregnant?
NightHaunter > ahahahah
Nyklonius > oh go screw a goat
Omega87 > at least it wont get pregnant!
Omega87 > like YOU DID YOU CHEAP WHORE
Omega87 > GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Omega87 > /emote backhands you
Nyklonius > ouch
Omega87 > your jezzabell
Nyklonius > that's not what you said last night
Omega87 > I dont care, I was drunk!
Nyklonius > i was upset when you said "OH MILKIE YOU MAKE ME SCREAM" but I didn't say a word
NightHaunter > bahahahah
Omega87 > I TOLD YOU I WAS DRUNK!
Omega87 > It was an honest mistake!
Palli: YOUR MOM IS AN AEON!
Atrisha: YOUR MOM IS A HEL!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN'T FIT THROUGH A TITAN PORTAL!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, GOONFLEET TRIED TO TACKLE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MOLLE SAID TO HER, "WE'LL TAKE IT!"
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE HAS A LOGIN QUEUE!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN FIT A STATION WAREHOUSE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE COULDN'T EVEN BE LOST BY TYRRAX!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T FIT INSIDE THE SHIELDS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SHOWS UP ON OVERVIEW. TWO REGIONS AWAY!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T NEED SMARTBOMBS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, CHRIBBA TRIED TO MINE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY STILL CAN'T GET HER OUT OF THE EVE GATE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY NAMED A SYSTEM AFTER HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MISSILES GO AROUND HER!
Atrisha: YOUR MOM IS A HEL!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN'T FIT THROUGH A TITAN PORTAL!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, GOONFLEET TRIED TO TACKLE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MOLLE SAID TO HER, "WE'LL TAKE IT!"
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE HAS A LOGIN QUEUE!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE CAN FIT A STATION WAREHOUSE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE COULDN'T EVEN BE LOST BY TYRRAX!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T FIT INSIDE THE SHIELDS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SHOWS UP ON OVERVIEW. TWO REGIONS AWAY!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T NEED SMARTBOMBS!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, CHRIBBA TRIED TO MINE HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY STILL CAN'T GET HER OUT OF THE EVE GATE!
Palli: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, THEY NAMED A SYSTEM AFTER HER!
Atrisha: YO' MOMMA SO FAT, MISSILES GO AROUND HER!
Daniel Jackson > I SPEAK AMERICAN
Minerva Vulcan > Help Channel - Just another form of PvP in EVE.
Minerva Vulcan > Drones are such a bloody pain...
"Hey, Drones, go attack this Frigate over here, yeah?"
Drone 1 - On it!
Drone 2 - You mean this Frigate over here, right? (WRONG!)
Drone 3 - I'm gonna go check out this cool looking group of Cruisers 50km off
Minerva Vulcan >
Drone 4 - Returning to ship
Drone 5 - Self-Destructs
"Hey, Drones, go attack this Frigate over here, yeah?"
Drone 1 - On it!
Drone 2 - You mean this Frigate over here, right? (WRONG!)
Drone 3 - I'm gonna go check out this cool looking group of Cruisers 50km off
Minerva Vulcan >
Drone 4 - Returning to ship
Drone 5 - Self-Destructs
Maddog Hoek > There was a flash of light and my ship turned into what looks like an egg, Did I level up?