Node Crash > I am the physical embodiment of all that is wrong with your servers.
Yllaer Dessip > Whats a redneck?
Tridgit > o.0
Tridgit > think mullet, dirty trucks, wife beaters, bucktooth and "dur"
Yllaer Dessip > brb, googling half of what he said
Tridgit > u dunno what a mullet is?!
Tridgit > business in the front... party in the back...
Tridgit > luisiana waterfall....
Tridgit > 3x11
Tridgit > teh mullet.
Yllaer Dessip > OMG MY EYES
Yllaer Dessip > Memo to self: Do not google pics of words you get told here.
Tridgit > o.0
Tridgit > think mullet, dirty trucks, wife beaters, bucktooth and "dur"
Yllaer Dessip > brb, googling half of what he said
Tridgit > u dunno what a mullet is?!
Tridgit > business in the front... party in the back...
Tridgit > luisiana waterfall....
Tridgit > 3x11
Tridgit > teh mullet.
Yllaer Dessip > OMG MY EYES
Yllaer Dessip > Memo to self: Do not google pics of words you get told here.
Der Prophet > Language is the only thing that seperates us from apes...that and less hair. So please don't fuck it up for the rest of us.
<spiralJunkie> eve is like lego
<spiralJunkie> REALLY like lego
<spiralJunkie> 95% the logistics of setting up
<spiralJunkie> 5% combat
<Frools> you forgot the bit where you cry when it breaks
<spiralJunkie> yeah
<spiralJunkie> then your dad comes in and says tea's ready and stands on Princess Leia and Chewie's clandestine wedding on an asteroid you made using an old football
<spiralJunkie> REALLY like lego
<spiralJunkie> 95% the logistics of setting up
<spiralJunkie> 5% combat
<Frools> you forgot the bit where you cry when it breaks
<spiralJunkie> yeah
<spiralJunkie> then your dad comes in and says tea's ready and stands on Princess Leia and Chewie's clandestine wedding on an asteroid you made using an old football
Frymanas > pls pm me the location of omber minerals
Suitonia > EC-P8R has loads of Omber
Frymanas > thank you :)
Suitonia > EC-P8R has loads of Omber
Frymanas > thank you :)
Jackal 911 > im confident i will never get podded as long as i wear the same underwear
Jackal 911 > every day
MrGronk > lol
MrGronk > also never get laid
Requiescat > >.>
Jackal 911 > that was out of left field
Requiescat > he has a point
Requiescat > if you wear the same underwear every day
MrGronk > that was about the no underwear change
Requiescat > your chances of poon decrease exponentially
Jackal 911 > ...
Jackal 911 > no wonder the wife has been giving me "the look"
MrGronk > ahh!
Jackal 911 > every day
MrGronk > lol
MrGronk > also never get laid
Requiescat > >.>
Jackal 911 > that was out of left field
Requiescat > he has a point
Requiescat > if you wear the same underwear every day
MrGronk > that was about the no underwear change
Requiescat > your chances of poon decrease exponentially
Jackal 911 > ...
Jackal 911 > no wonder the wife has been giving me "the look"
MrGronk > ahh!
<Mud_Pandemonium> Goddamn Chef Boyardee.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your "new sauce" recipe is shit.
<Mud_Pandemonium> SHIT
<Mud_Pandemonium> This isn't ravioli anymore you smug fuck.
<Mud_Pandemonium> It's a can of fail.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A can of minifails.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Because you had to fuck with the recipe.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Was it not good enough for you? You big wop fuck?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Did the sauce offend your greasy italian tastebuds you slimebucket?
<Mud_Pandemonium> You couldn't leave well enough alone/.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You had to fucking tweak it.
<Mud_Pandemonium> just a little, nobody will notice, right?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Well I noticed you big asshole, I sure as fuck noticed.
<Mud_Pandemonium> And I won't be the only one to notice your fuckery.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Others will see past the veil of your "New Improved Recipe" to find that it leaves them with a bad taste in their mouths.
<Nybbas> my eys hurts
<Mud_Pandemonium> We will band together and rise against you, you fascist bastard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You are the Mussolini of the canned pasta world.
<Mud_Pandemonium> I hereby declare a jihad on Chef Boyardee for fucking with the sauce.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your "new sauce" recipe is shit.
<Mud_Pandemonium> SHIT
<Mud_Pandemonium> This isn't ravioli anymore you smug fuck.
<Mud_Pandemonium> It's a can of fail.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A can of minifails.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Because you had to fuck with the recipe.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Was it not good enough for you? You big wop fuck?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Did the sauce offend your greasy italian tastebuds you slimebucket?
<Mud_Pandemonium> You couldn't leave well enough alone/.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You had to fucking tweak it.
<Mud_Pandemonium> just a little, nobody will notice, right?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Well I noticed you big asshole, I sure as fuck noticed.
<Mud_Pandemonium> And I won't be the only one to notice your fuckery.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Others will see past the veil of your "New Improved Recipe" to find that it leaves them with a bad taste in their mouths.
<Nybbas> my eys hurts
<Mud_Pandemonium> We will band together and rise against you, you fascist bastard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You are the Mussolini of the canned pasta world.
<Mud_Pandemonium> I hereby declare a jihad on Chef Boyardee for fucking with the sauce.
Gabriel Nash > rick
rick taxi > MATT!!!!!
rick taxi > que pasa amigo?
Gabriel Nash > nada man. just got a little emotional. my puppy jsut got its first boner
rick taxi > roflmfao
Gabriel Nash > funny as shit. he wsa like "what the hell is this thing"
Gabriel Nash > no he keeps wanting to chew on it, lmao
Gabriel Nash > now*
rick taxi > i'm glad nobidy is in my rom to see me spit sweet and sour pork and ricce all over the computer
rick taxi > you can come clean it now asshole
rick taxi > MATT!!!!!
rick taxi > que pasa amigo?
Gabriel Nash > nada man. just got a little emotional. my puppy jsut got its first boner
rick taxi > roflmfao
Gabriel Nash > funny as shit. he wsa like "what the hell is this thing"
Gabriel Nash > no he keeps wanting to chew on it, lmao
Gabriel Nash > now*
rick taxi > i'm glad nobidy is in my rom to see me spit sweet and sour pork and ricce all over the computer
rick taxi > you can come clean it now asshole
<CeyShirii> EVE players are very diverse, more older / younger / female players than most mmo's
<Vitrael> i thought that the Q3 economic blog concluded Eve had a very low ratio of women players?
<Vitrael> hence the whole "girls dont wanna be spaceships" deal
<Flaming> spaceships don't have the narrow waists they lack in RL
<Vitrael> i thought that the Q3 economic blog concluded Eve had a very low ratio of women players?
<Vitrael> hence the whole "girls dont wanna be spaceships" deal
<Flaming> spaceships don't have the narrow waists they lack in RL
(just after patching for Trinity)
Bruce McMoose > holy f***ing sweet thats sexy
(1 hour later)
Bruce McMoose > you know, if you play most of eve scrolled out to see the whole battlefield, eve looks exactly the same
Bruce McMoose > holy f***ing sweet thats sexy
(1 hour later)
Bruce McMoose > you know, if you play most of eve scrolled out to see the whole battlefield, eve looks exactly the same