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<wizzard66> okay im gonna fire my fighters, they are fecking the same as my daughters. They wont come out of the bed, and when they do: they are totally useless
arith danta > you're not going to get on shrikes killmail, however you are going to cause the node to turn into a molten slagheap on the datacenter floor
<Wylker> i wear grey slacks with a pink shirt all the time
<Wylker> every girl i work with compliments me on it
<Wylker> every time
<Wylker> meanwhile all the guys are like - LAWL PINK IS GAY
<Wylker> meanwhile the hot receptionist buys me lunch
<ericamerica> probably buys you lunch cuz you wear the same clothes everyday tbh
weedmasta > lets go kill shiet
weedmasta > this is not a fucking tea party
Yblarbo Janks > i beg to differ
Yblarbo Janks > we are drinking tea and fucking each other
Yblarbo Janks > its a fucking tea party!
Ikthorn Balhar > you should see how hard it is to hold a teacup while in a man-train
Yblarbo Janks > I for one enjoy a full bodied flavorless bowel movement
Yblarbo Janks > I wonder if a good chef turns around and looks at his shit and goes like "SEE! I NEEDED MORE NUTMEG IN THAT MEAL! OMG!"

Fast Eddie > Mind you, I remember one time... I flat out told this girl the bloke who was hitting on her was a) a liar and b) married.... she had a child by him less than a year after...
Fast Eddie > ...oh, and a nervous breakdown.
Rana Ash > Some of my gender are like that Eddie
Tyree Jinx > logic doesnt enter into sexual desire
Tyree Jinx > if it did id be gettin lucky all the time.. lol
<komputes> I'm on a unix based operating system which means i get laid as many times as I have to restart my computer
<marky-b> same, but i run windows
Theo Samaritan > the mega tanks like a whore
Baba Monkey > What does that mean Theo?
Theo Samaritan > it just keeps going and going and going no matter how you pummel it
Kilabi > hiho
Kilabi > eve looks cool when having fever
Kilabi > all the bloom effects look nice with water in the eyes of all the coughing
<Jon> i trained amarr simply to get the sex
<thewizkid> Jon: i try to imagine somebody in a bar trying to score on a chick with saying, hey honey, is that guy boring you? take me, i am amarr
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