Sentinel X > so joet beat a CCP employee in a sac on sisi today. i think he was drunk when it happened.
Vince MGP > there is no god. nerf joet.
Sentinel X > he gets a 10% damage and RoF bonus per beer i think.
Vince MGP > there is no god. nerf joet.
Sentinel X > he gets a 10% damage and RoF bonus per beer i think.
Kartharos Klaw > good god man, how do you expect us to trust you ever again as our leader when you so stubbornly refuse to conform to racial stereotypes?
Pushtan > LMFAO!
Pushtan > LMFAO!
Tiree > damn got disco'd
Mark Lucius > John Travolta killed you?
Mark Lucius > John Travolta killed you?
Rodj Blake > ALL GATES LEAD TO AMARR
Miximus Maximus > i suck at writing mails
Alz Shado > yeah, EVE needs a clippy
Alz Shado > "Hi! I see you're trying to write a Threatening Letter. Can I help you with: Formatting? Russian Curse Words? Yo Mamma Jokes?"
Alz Shado > yeah, EVE needs a clippy
Alz Shado > "Hi! I see you're trying to write a Threatening Letter. Can I help you with: Formatting? Russian Curse Words? Yo Mamma Jokes?"
zFreakin NOob > am i still connected, can u'all see me?
Azia Burgi > nope
Lucille Wu > no
Van'dal > NOPE.
zFreakin NOob > darn, i hate that
Van'dal > hehe
zFreakin NOob > say my name, plz, so i know u c me
Shroudic > fuckin idiot?
Lucifer Lucavi > zfreakin n0ob
zFreakin NOob > tyvm
Lucifer Lucavi > np
Azia Burgi > lol
Azia Burgi > nope
Lucille Wu > no
Van'dal > NOPE.
zFreakin NOob > darn, i hate that
Van'dal > hehe
zFreakin NOob > say my name, plz, so i know u c me
Shroudic > fuckin idiot?
Lucifer Lucavi > zfreakin n0ob
zFreakin NOob > tyvm
Lucifer Lucavi > np
Azia Burgi > lol
Denom Webb > o/
Denom Webb > what do you do if you want to date a girl who hates mmos?
Pimp Cane > dont tell her?
Pimp Cane > telling your gf you play eve is a lot like telling her you have herpes, its all in the timing
Denom Webb > gotcha
Denom Webb > what do you do if you want to date a girl who hates mmos?
Pimp Cane > dont tell her?
Pimp Cane > telling your gf you play eve is a lot like telling her you have herpes, its all in the timing
Denom Webb > gotcha
Scrabac Ulonne > got any morphine? my mouth is killin me
Shadow XII > /emote supplies *
Scrabac Ulonne > strange...morphine doesnt seem to be flowing out of my computer. must be lag
Mako Star > you have to lick the power cord to get the morphine out
Scrabac Ulonne > can do!
**ONE HOUR LATER**
Shadow XII > The fact that he hasnt said anything since 'can do!' is kind of worrying.
Shadow XII > /emote supplies *
Scrabac Ulonne > strange...morphine doesnt seem to be flowing out of my computer. must be lag
Mako Star > you have to lick the power cord to get the morphine out
Scrabac Ulonne > can do!
**ONE HOUR LATER**
Shadow XII > The fact that he hasnt said anything since 'can do!' is kind of worrying.
<KaZuma> cant get any worse other than a SWAT team breaking down my door and teargassing me
<Cyphr_Sonic> teabagging mid-teargas
<Cyphr_Sonic> "you better keep them eyes open boy"
<KaZuma> coupled with complimentary police brutality in he form of beating "the suspect so that he'd stop fighting so hard"
<Cyphr_Sonic> teabagging mid-teargas
<Cyphr_Sonic> "you better keep them eyes open boy"
<KaZuma> coupled with complimentary police brutality in he form of beating "the suspect so that he'd stop fighting so hard"
Sentinel x > fuck bike eat girl sell pizza
Pimp Cane > fuck pizza, eat bike, sell girl
Pimp Cane > wait...
Pimp Cane > fuck pizza, eat bike, sell girl
Pimp Cane > wait...