<Blocko> When an RKK pilot is born, they use their umbilical cord to loot the f*ck out of their host before it is cut!
<Dian> dude
<Dian> the umbilical cord
<Dian> IS A SALVAGER
<JakeNoble> lol
<Dian> dude
<Dian> the umbilical cord
<Dian> IS A SALVAGER
<JakeNoble> lol
Dark Flare > Be nastier than stuff that's faster than you, and be faster than stuff that's nastier than you ;)
Rolly Polly > Yeah, you're just about as useful as a chocolate teapot aren't you.
ChronoSphere > "And Chrono said "let there be beer" and lo, a keg of Guiness indeed did appear....
Sevarus James > now THATS more like it. :)
mo3s > wow...are you a priest?
ChronoSphere > No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn express last night
Sevarus James > now THATS more like it. :)
mo3s > wow...are you a priest?
ChronoSphere > No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn express last night
Pallidum: Does this mean sel is done with the bio?
Atrisha: it's about time tbh
Pallidum: GASMASKS ON!
Atrisha: MASK ON!
* dire flails
dire: HALP
Atrisha: it's about time tbh
Pallidum: GASMASKS ON!
Atrisha: MASK ON!
* dire flails
dire: HALP
mr id > damn bird got into the enclosed patio and wife freaked out because her two cats called "Point" and "webbed!"
mr id > but they didn't have enough DPS to kill it before my wifes "nag level 18" got my ass to go throw it outside
mr id > I robbed the cats KM...
Bull Ramahorn > you know you've played EVE too long when...
mr id > but they didn't have enough DPS to kill it before my wifes "nag level 18" got my ass to go throw it outside
mr id > I robbed the cats KM...
Bull Ramahorn > you know you've played EVE too long when...
<Horionte> Soylent green is people!
<KomradeVirtunov> Tell us something we don't know.
<Horionte> KV blows trannies behind the toilets every Thursday at lunch
<KomradeVirtunov> As I said.
<KomradeVirtunov> Tell us something we don't know.
<Horionte> i'm an alien from outer space
<Horionte> and i can kill you via the internet
<KomradeVirtunov> you're also a fag
<KomradeVirtunov> so meh
<Horionte> Tell us something we don't know.
<KomradeVirtunov> Tell us something we don't know.
<Horionte> KV blows trannies behind the toilets every Thursday at lunch
<KomradeVirtunov> As I said.
<KomradeVirtunov> Tell us something we don't know.
<Horionte> i'm an alien from outer space
<Horionte> and i can kill you via the internet
<KomradeVirtunov> you're also a fag
<KomradeVirtunov> so meh
<Horionte> Tell us something we don't know.
Maximus Knight > Just finished peeling my girlfriend off me.
cytomatrix > o.0
cytomatrix > playboy magazine got stuck on u?
cytomatrix > o.0
cytomatrix > playboy magazine got stuck on u?
Khai'Zeal > I told her I like it when she gets my rocks off
Khai'Zeal > thats when she stopped talking to me
Khai'Zeal > how can a miner not have a sense of humor about rocks?
Jager Petronovich > maybe she doesnt get english slang?
Khai'Zeal > hmm... never thought of that
Khai'Zeal > i should tell her what it meant
Khai'Zeal > that i liked it when she played with my balls
Jager Petronovich > .....
Khai'Zeal > that ought to patch things up
Khai'Zeal > thats when she stopped talking to me
Khai'Zeal > how can a miner not have a sense of humor about rocks?
Jager Petronovich > maybe she doesnt get english slang?
Khai'Zeal > hmm... never thought of that
Khai'Zeal > i should tell her what it meant
Khai'Zeal > that i liked it when she played with my balls
Jager Petronovich > .....
Khai'Zeal > that ought to patch things up
Saerynn > A CS without warfare links is like the internet without porn: wasted.