<Mikko> Women can be cruel.
<Mikko> I accidentally typed my Eve password into IRC to the wife and the immediate reply was:
<Mikko> [12:43] <XXX> Going to change your skills at once.
<Mikko> [12:44] <XXX> Soon your characters will all know embroidery.
<Mikko> Embroidery V ftw :-P
<_Hype> hehe
<_Hype> You'll be a textile industrialist.
<Mikko> I accidentally typed my Eve password into IRC to the wife and the immediate reply was:
<Mikko> [12:43] <XXX> Going to change your skills at once.
<Mikko> [12:44] <XXX> Soon your characters will all know embroidery.
<Mikko> Embroidery V ftw :-P
<_Hype> hehe
<_Hype> You'll be a textile industrialist.
Khellias> And now, the Four Mining Methods of the Empires.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
William Bradly > does someone wanna come to Itamo II Belt I and kill some rats???
Rom Killraki > sure
William Bradly > thanks
Rom Killraki > hulk to the rescue!
Rom Killraki > sure
William Bradly > thanks
Rom Killraki > hulk to the rescue!
Fh'ear > Classic retard moment incomming.
Fh'ear > I got podded last night, ended up in Niyabainen... so I logged in just now, to pod down to low sec... I dock out, and start self destruct... after about a minute... I think, oh shit, clone! scramble for the button stop the self destruct
Fh'ear > from resetting me to 900k, and dock in, so I upgrade clone and think, right there we go, dock out again, and start the 2mins... chatting in corp, 2 mins passes.... *Your capsule self destructs*
Pegasus TG > hmm, n00b
incorr > did you make it?
Fh'ear > So I think, excellent, I'm down in.... I check station.... Niyabainen... I just podded myself to the same station.
Emperor paulpentine > you forgot to move your clone?
Pegasus TG > lol
Jay Marshall > nub nub!
Fh'ear > o/
Tobin Shalim > haha
incorr > ha
Fh'ear > I'm fucking pro.
Fh'ear > I got podded last night, ended up in Niyabainen... so I logged in just now, to pod down to low sec... I dock out, and start self destruct... after about a minute... I think, oh shit, clone! scramble for the button stop the self destruct
Fh'ear > from resetting me to 900k, and dock in, so I upgrade clone and think, right there we go, dock out again, and start the 2mins... chatting in corp, 2 mins passes.... *Your capsule self destructs*
Pegasus TG > hmm, n00b
incorr > did you make it?
Fh'ear > So I think, excellent, I'm down in.... I check station.... Niyabainen... I just podded myself to the same station.
Emperor paulpentine > you forgot to move your clone?
Pegasus TG > lol
Jay Marshall > nub nub!
Fh'ear > o/
Tobin Shalim > haha
incorr > ha
Fh'ear > I'm fucking pro.
Heafer > but hes afk and going away from station -.-
Toko Baru > not smart of him
Heafer > stealthbomber
Heafer > a hound but hes not cloked -.-
Toko Baru > forget turn on :P
Heafer > dunno
Heafer > im orbiting him
Toko Baru > ok
Toko Baru > keep him ship safe till he back?
Heafer > hes out of grid now no one can see him
Saxxon Baru > good :P
Saxxon Baru > when come he back and say WTF?? lol
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Drakan290 > um wtf
Drakan290 > why was I not docked
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Toko Baru > i told u already! "WTF" :p
Toko Baru > not smart of him
Heafer > stealthbomber
Heafer > a hound but hes not cloked -.-
Toko Baru > forget turn on :P
Heafer > dunno
Heafer > im orbiting him
Toko Baru > ok
Toko Baru > keep him ship safe till he back?
Heafer > hes out of grid now no one can see him
Saxxon Baru > good :P
Saxxon Baru > when come he back and say WTF?? lol
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Drakan290 > um wtf
Drakan290 > why was I not docked
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Toko Baru > i told u already! "WTF" :p
Stella SGP > wats the omgrawr website
Stella SGP > i search google it turns out some weird russian site
Arro Cera > www.2girls1cup.com
Kyrall > www.omgrawr.net
Kyrall > hmmmmmmm
Kyrall > i wonder which it could be
Stella SGP > i'll check the 2 girls first
Stella SGP > i search google it turns out some weird russian site
Arro Cera > www.2girls1cup.com
Kyrall > www.omgrawr.net
Kyrall > hmmmmmmm
Kyrall > i wonder which it could be
Stella SGP > i'll check the 2 girls first
Newbear > I wish they would link all weapons to 1 button instead of introducing heat
Twin Turbo > just slide your finger across f1-8
Twin Turbo > or use your own hotkey
Newbear > lol glue f1-8 together or replace with space bar!
Twin Turbo > lol yep
Twin Turbo > superglue a ruler to your F-keys
Erols > lol
Twin Turbo > write "ALPHA STRIKE" over the top with magic marker
Twin Turbo > and off you go
Twin Turbo > just slide your finger across f1-8
Twin Turbo > or use your own hotkey
Newbear > lol glue f1-8 together or replace with space bar!
Twin Turbo > lol yep
Twin Turbo > superglue a ruler to your F-keys
Erols > lol
Twin Turbo > write "ALPHA STRIKE" over the top with magic marker
Twin Turbo > and off you go
Delain Aurore > the biggest difference is a distinct lack of
Delain Aurore > FURRIES
Delain Aurore > fix nao
Zo5o > (#(|)#) there that's furry
GavinCapacitor > i dont see it
Delain Aurore > your mind needs training
Delain Aurore > brb getting tissues
Delain Aurore > FURRIES
Delain Aurore > fix nao
Zo5o > (#(|)#) there that's furry
GavinCapacitor > i dont see it
Delain Aurore > your mind needs training
Delain Aurore > brb getting tissues
Nexnecis Umbra > if ex is around this means stupid crazy bull shit will happen or you will get bored and go afk
Khellias > I want to reprocess the homeless, dammit.
Khellias > They're infesting the corp hangars.
Khellias> You'd think I could at least get some Oxygen or Water from them.
Khellias > They're infesting the corp hangars.
Khellias> You'd think I could at least get some Oxygen or Water from them.