Varissa Maybury > Not really fair, though, love. Running from a man you blew to smithereens...
Pereguine > Nah... only blew his manhood
Pereguine > OMG!
Varissa Maybury DIES!
Pereguine > That sounds frickin terrible
Pereguine shuts up
Pereguine hides sammys eyes... walks him past the offending words... and sits him down with a very large beer and a topless waitress
Pereguine > Nah... only blew his manhood
Pereguine > OMG!
Varissa Maybury DIES!
Pereguine > That sounds frickin terrible
Pereguine shuts up
Pereguine hides sammys eyes... walks him past the offending words... and sits him down with a very large beer and a topless waitress
maximus babbarus > man ive made the biggest mistake ever
Junior Gleam > go on
maximus babbarus > i shaved my nuts thinking it would be sliky smoth sexy and they intch like ive dropped them in a jar of chillis
Junior Gleam > haaa haa!
maximus babbarus > im having to controll my intching as to not rip them clean off :(
Junior Gleam > dip them in germoline...
Diamondeye > you're a tit...
Junior Gleam > lol
maximus babbarus > you sound like your speaking fomr experiance there jr ;)
Junior Gleam > lol never
Junior Gleam > or go the clinic :P
Diamondeye > aloe is good for it.. it's just a shaving rash..
Diamondeye > ... on your balls
maximus babbarus > nah its not a shaving rash its the pubes growing back though
maximus babbarus > the skins tender and the hair is spiky :(
Diamondeye > lol
Junior Gleam > go on
maximus babbarus > i shaved my nuts thinking it would be sliky smoth sexy and they intch like ive dropped them in a jar of chillis
Junior Gleam > haaa haa!
maximus babbarus > im having to controll my intching as to not rip them clean off :(
Junior Gleam > dip them in germoline...
Diamondeye > you're a tit...
Junior Gleam > lol
maximus babbarus > you sound like your speaking fomr experiance there jr ;)
Junior Gleam > lol never
Junior Gleam > or go the clinic :P
Diamondeye > aloe is good for it.. it's just a shaving rash..
Diamondeye > ... on your balls
maximus babbarus > nah its not a shaving rash its the pubes growing back though
maximus babbarus > the skins tender and the hair is spiky :(
Diamondeye > lol
Jayon Eyeshot > whats the lock time on a pod for a carrier ?
Antibac > 4 weeks
Antibac > 4 weeks
Vilnius Schtage > Heath Ledger you're alive!
Heath Ledger > shhhh
Heath Ledger > I faked my death to get more playing time.
Heath Ledger > shhhh
Heath Ledger > I faked my death to get more playing time.
<pw-> i can be on mIRC at home while out on the back porch having a smoke, like right now
<pw-> i can be on IRC in class, in between classes
<pw-> and by far the best bit
<pw-> i can be on IRC while pooping
<pw-> i can be on IRC in class, in between classes
<pw-> and by far the best bit
<pw-> i can be on IRC while pooping
SilentHunter13 > I'm being told i have to go to a fancy dress pirate theme in my jesus costume cause they like the idea of pirate jesus...trying to think of pirate commandments...
Cranky Man > thou shalt not yarr your neighbors wife
Tigerfish Torpedo > And God said unto Noah,.. You will build and Ark, fit it with cannons, and sail the Spanish Main! Oh, and theres some animals for food too.
Cranky Man > thou shalt not yarr your neighbors wife
Tigerfish Torpedo > And God said unto Noah,.. You will build and Ark, fit it with cannons, and sail the Spanish Main! Oh, and theres some animals for food too.
Eran Laude > there are mutherfucking drakes on this mutherfucking cane!
DigitalCommunist: The EVE forums are like a wank rag for the excessively wired.
DigitalCommunist: *taptaptaptap* NEW POST UNGHHH
DigitalCommunist: *taptaptaptap* NEW POST UNGHHH
Valrandir > so I was playing C&C tonight when I got a call on my cell
Valrandir > and I hear "There's a Nyx, Caracal, Nighthawk and scorp attacking our pos"
Valrandir > so all excited I login, jump clone, cyno etc
Valrandir > then I find out, the Nyx was actually an Onyx
Valrandir > Now I want more blood
Valrandir > and I hear "There's a Nyx, Caracal, Nighthawk and scorp attacking our pos"
Valrandir > so all excited I login, jump clone, cyno etc
Valrandir > then I find out, the Nyx was actually an Onyx
Valrandir > Now I want more blood
Demiwylf > If I ever meet the son of a bitch who invented "filter keys" I'm gonna shove that goddamn shift key so far up his nose his brain will register everything in all caps.