Naughtious > I don't realy want to talk about my oldbad habits, in a missioning channel
Zo5o > WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottlenose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet)
Naughtious > not drunk enough yet I guess ..
Zo5o > would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
Zo5o > there, I changed the subject to dolphin sex
Naughtious > given that up too ..
Zo5o > lol
Naughtious > it just me, my empty jam jar, 1/5 kilo of pig liver and a microwave now ...
Zo5o > WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottlenose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet)
Naughtious > not drunk enough yet I guess ..
Zo5o > would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
Zo5o > there, I changed the subject to dolphin sex
Naughtious > given that up too ..
Zo5o > lol
Naughtious > it just me, my empty jam jar, 1/5 kilo of pig liver and a microwave now ...
Sheriff Jones > My inboard computer talks like a nagging wife "Why we going here?" "Shouldn't you shoot at that?" "Oh you never put the cargobay door down!"
Elsia Pyrex > WTB Obelisk
Squibbly Dooo > Dont buy an Obelisk buy a Providence, Obelisks are fugly, luckily for you I have a providence for sale for 860 mil which may seem a lot of money but ask yourself .. what price is your dignity worth
Elsia Pyrex > very nice sales pitch
Elsia Pyrex > but I wants the fugly
Squibbly Dooo > ahh was worth a shot
Squibbly Dooo > Dont buy an Obelisk buy a Providence, Obelisks are fugly, luckily for you I have a providence for sale for 860 mil which may seem a lot of money but ask yourself .. what price is your dignity worth
Elsia Pyrex > very nice sales pitch
Elsia Pyrex > but I wants the fugly
Squibbly Dooo > ahh was worth a shot
Andreus Ixiris > I'm coming after you guys in rainbow-shooting Abaddons
Yoinx > i should work for a suicide hotline
Yoinx > *ring ring"
Yoinx > "Hi, I think I'm gonna kill myself."
Yoinx > "no you're not."
Yoinx > "How do you know?"
Yoinx > "Cuz the gun isnt making you mumble. Noob."
Yoinx > *click*
Yoinx > *ring ring"
Yoinx > "Hi, I think I'm gonna kill myself."
Yoinx > "no you're not."
Yoinx > "How do you know?"
Yoinx > "Cuz the gun isnt making you mumble. Noob."
Yoinx > *click*
<+Ulviirala> life's a fucking bitch =)
<@GODmode> language
<+Ulviirala> life's a prospering woman who sells herself for money =)
* You were kicked from #brains by GODmode (nice try)
* Unable to join channel (address is banned)
<@GODmode> language
<+Ulviirala> life's a prospering woman who sells herself for money =)
* You were kicked from #brains by GODmode (nice try)
* Unable to join channel (address is banned)
TheNorthwind > Whoever stole belt 13, please put it back before all the planets fly out of their orbits
Nadine Desaix > although drinking too much leads to getting a blowjob and having to run off to the bathroom in the middle of it
Goatanna > skrae, what was the name of the expansion that made drones retarded?
Skraelingz > all of them?
Skraelingz > all of them?
<GreySim> "Everything about the interrobang is disturbing. Especially the name, which puts me in mind of some kind of explosive anti-rape device."